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What Would You Do? - The Game
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posted11/11/2013 04:43 AM (UTC)by
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I've decided to try this out as a pretty sweet and funny game, just to see how many hilarious responses people can come up with. grin

Check it:
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Ask one totally bizarre hypothetical question. Make sure it inquires how someone would react in that situation.

The next user will answer it however possible, and then they will ask their own bizarre question. And so on, and so forever.
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I hope this catches on!


Question: If you came home and saw a cat eating dog food out of your refrigerator, and you don't even have a dog, what would you do?
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KungLaodoesntsuck
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 •10/29/2013 03:36 AM (UTC) •
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Riyakou Wrote:
Question: If you came home and saw a cat eating dog food out of your refrigerator, and you don't even have a dog, what would you do?


I'd freak out as I don't recall having a cat. So I'd throw out the cat, but give the cat the dog food.

Question: What would you do if you seen the guy in my sig (Aoshi Shinomori) waiting in your bedroom with his dual Kodachi drawn?
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Icebaby
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 •10/29/2013 12:47 PM (UTC) •
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I would just get some DIP and splatter that toon with it.

What would you do if you saw a gremlin stealing your socks... All of your socks?
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Coltess
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 •10/29/2013 02:49 PM (UTC) •
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Icebaby Wrote:
I would just get some DIP and splatter that toon with it.

What would you do if you saw a gremlin stealing your socks... All of your socks?


Attempt to capture and interrogate it; possibly befriend it.

What would you do if you went outside, could no longer see the color green, and no one else had any idea what "green" is?
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 •10/29/2013 04:04 PM (UTC) •
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I'd be pretty darn happy, because the color green has the potential to irritate me.


If you had a life-threatening disease and were told the only way to get rid of it is to have four MMA fighters punch you in the crotch, what would you do?
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legoslayer10
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 •10/30/2013 12:20 AM (UTC) •
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I would take all four shots like a man, and ask if I could have another four from pro wrestlers to further improve my health fro the point before.

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What would you do if you walked outside one day, and Pok`emon were real, and everybody else had been brainwashed into thinking they always existed?
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StormChaser
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 •10/30/2013 02:01 AM (UTC) •
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I would catch 'em all and make them clean my house.
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What would you do if a tornado made of marshmallows was headed towards your house?
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KungLaodoesntsuck
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 •10/30/2013 02:28 AM (UTC) •
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I'd brace myself for a messy, sticky, whirlwind of fluff to engulf me. Try to eat the tornado but probably fail.

What would you do if you woke up and you're legs were where your arms are? And your arms were where your legs are?
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 •10/30/2013 10:51 PM (UTC) •
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I'd freak the fuck out, then realize I'm a freak and scare the shit out of my family for shits and giggles.

What would you do there were only ten minutes until the world exploded and you realized you had the power to save it, then found out the power lied in drinking other people's sweat from their taint?
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Detox
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You work with what you got...not what you hope for.

 •10/31/2013 01:03 AM (UTC) •
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Riyakou Wrote:
I'd freak the fuck out, then realize I'm a freak and scare the shit out of my family for shits and giggles.

What would you do there were only ten minutes until the world exploded and you realized you had the power to save it, then found out the power lied in drinking other people's sweat from their taint?


I'd smile...comfortable in the knowledge that I've been training for this moment my entire life.

What would you do if, for the rest of your life, every step you took was into fresh dog excrement?
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legoslayer10
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 •10/31/2013 02:47 AM (UTC) •
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I'd kill myself now and get it over with, or just leave trails around places I don't like to get them bad repsutations.
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What would you do if one day wou went to take a shit, but a baby popped out?
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 •10/31/2013 09:41 AM (UTC) •
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legoslayer10 Wrote:
I'd kill myself now and get it over with, or just leave trails around places I don't like to get them bad repsutations.
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What would you do if one day wou went to take a shit, but a baby popped out?


I would name it Turd Ferguson.

What would you do if you woke up tomorrow with a brand new life?
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 •10/31/2013 12:05 PM (UTC) •
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I'd be pissed, because I don't want to live any life but my own.

What would you do if you were in the Garden of Eden, and the talking snake came up to you and said, "Hey! You! Yeah you! Eat this!"
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Icebaby
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 •10/31/2013 03:36 PM (UTC) •
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I'd pick the snake up and throw him out of my sight. Don't like snakes that much.

What happens if one day you discovered that dolphins took over the world?
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MKshizz
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Thanks to MINION for the sig! My name is Ian, if you really care to know.

 •10/31/2013 04:05 PM (UTC) •
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I'd go to the dolphin show at the Brookfield Zoo just to see the people performing in the show instead of dolphins. It'd be pretty interesting.

What would you do if you walked into your kitchen to get some breakfast or whatever and Sean Connery was there and he'd eaten all of your food?

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You work with what you got...not what you hope for.

 •10/31/2013 10:44 PM (UTC) •
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MKshizz Wrote:
I'd go to the dolphin show at the Brookfield Zoo just to see the people performing in the show instead of dolphins. It'd be pretty interesting.

What would you do if you walked into your kitchen to get some breakfast or whatever and Sean Connery was there and he'd eaten all of your food?



Demand he pay for all he's eaten by cash, credit, or James Bond quotes.

What would you do if you were trapped in a never ending "2 Broke Girls" episode.
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FROID
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 •11/01/2013 11:25 AM (UTC) •
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I'd take the 2 girls to my home & have my way with them if you catch my drift wink

What would you do if you were found tied up to a chair & was forced to listen to an entire documentary of Glenn Beck's family history?
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legoslayer10
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 •11/03/2013 02:36 AM (UTC) •
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I would die of old age or starvation.

What would you do if you woke up and every one of your fingers and toes were random pieces of candy, and you were never allowed to eat any?
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 •11/04/2013 05:49 PM (UTC) •
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I would eat that shit anyway. Fuck rules.

What would you do if you were offered the opportunity to have a character be developed in your likeness for your favorite video game series, but the character's development would be a collaboration with your least favorite gaming company?
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Icebaby
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 •11/04/2013 05:55 PM (UTC) •
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I'd still do it because I really don't have any beef with a gaming company.

What would you do if you were allowed to have whatever kind of superpower you wanted, but in exchange for a very painful toothache that you cannot get rid of even with your powers or by removing it, or by visiting any kind of dentist/orthodontist in the world?
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Spider804
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 •11/04/2013 06:22 PM (UTC) •
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I rarely visit the dentist anyway, so I would not care as long as I be super.
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What would you do if you were invited to attend Cooking With Scorpion, but then found out you were to be the main course?
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J-spit
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 •11/08/2013 06:06 AM (UTC) •
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I'd probably end up dying.

What would you do if Jesus came back and asked you where he could get some weed?
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Coltess
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 •11/08/2013 07:58 AM (UTC) •
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Tell him I don't know because I don't.


What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
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J-spit
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 •11/09/2013 03:46 AM (UTC) •
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Your mother.

What would you do if the only kid that picked on you was also the only kid with mental deficiency issues?
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Coltess
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 •11/09/2013 06:13 AM (UTC) •
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Murder him in such a way that it looks like he died of an accident caused by his disabilities.



What would you do if you the Queen of England appeared by your bedside nude, offered you a castle, a title, and a stipend of 100,000 pounds a month, but you must perform oral sex on her once a year?
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