Haha, let's just say it's not much fun

One time I cut off my entire dick with my zipper.



Beat that (no pun intended).

Thelonious-Monk Wrote: man o man. Zippers should have a freaken warning label on them. This one time i was trying to get dressed in the o'early morning. And i didn't put my boxers on, so i dressed "commando" in my jeans. The final step was zipping it up and all the sudden, "HOLY MOTHER OF HELL!" I learned MY lesson that day...

Aruughh man that made me cringe!!

hm... worst experience with a zipper...

*sees a mod with a .50 calibur rifle pointed at thread*

uh... ok um... once, well, it was'nt part of the um... hala hala, but sorta above it... and uh... well, i got a free hot wax removal... without the hto wax.

omg.. r u alright.. lol thats hilarious.. il make a mental note never to do that

LOL i was reading all of these to see if anyone say that. Damn you, you beat me to it. Nice pun.

Hyuga Wrote: One time I cut off my entire dick with my zipper. Beat that (no pun intended).

LOL. Just reading the topic of this thread made me laugh. My worst experiences are not when the zipper closes but when they are open. Unintentionally.

at certain Fairs (maybe only in California) there is this ride called the...

ZIPPER






Well anyway, one day on a hot summer my friends and i thought it to be a neat idea to smoke, then hit up the fair on the "ride all day for one price" day.

My buddy and i got into the cart, where you sit side by side facing outwards. The cool thing about these cages, is that you can manually flip them if you have the momentum and force to do so, even if you are stationary.

As the ride loaded passengers (we were the first ones) we had time to kill before the ride started...so we started rocking back and forth...back and forth...and when we reached our peak. we started to flip, but we pushed again and did another flip, then another...after the entire ride of 3 minutes we had flipped 137 times That made me SICK

GrinningEvilDeath Wrote: LOL. Just reading the topic of this thread made me laugh. My worst experiences are not when the zipper closes but when they are open. Unintentionally.

I hear that! the worst is when you go to the bathroom to do your thing, and then like 45 minutes later you look down and notice some fresh air coming in, and your thinking, "holy shit, that was 45 fucking minutes ago...and how many people have i waved to or approached or shuck hands with?...damn"

Breaking your zipper is the worst thing that can happen.I hate that.

Drfatality Wrote: Breaking your zipper is the worst thing that can happen.I hate that.

lol no way man, maybe 2nd worst thing, but the WORST thing that can happen...all I can say is OUCH...

I did it one time, and it hurt like shit....in the words of Something About Mary,
"WE HAVE A BLEEDER!!"

When I was little i used to have these pj's that were one peice.. ie pants and shirt together and a zipper ran from the neck all the way down past the crotch. One day after I was being a big kid without pull ups I zipped the zipper up a little fast... ouch.

A zipper killed my dog. Beat that.


If you thought that was a pun, you are a sick fuck.

LOL I got put into the back of a cop car for being wise with a cop before. I was 14 and I was busted for riding around on a quad on the street. He was telling me that he would inpound my quad and He was just generally pissing me off.

So I looked at the officer and laughed at him when I relized his zipper was unflied. So he asked me what was so funny and in front of his partner I asked "Don't you know how to zip your pants after you piss?" I made his partner laugh at him and then he just tossed me in the back of the car. And had my quad impounded.

Later on I was picked up at the precinct and in deep shit with my dad for getting my quad impounded. It was very stupid at the time but I was very young too.

Oh, I've gotten mine caught in my zipper before, and it was not fun. It was simply pinched in, a tiny piece of skin caught in the teeth. It hurt just to try and get it out. Instantly after that, I suddenly got lightheaded and could barely stand. Damn pain must've sent shock through my body. I seriously would've collapsed if I hadn't made it to my bed.

noob_sareena Wrote: hm... worst experience with a zipper... *sees a mod with a .50 calibur rifle pointed at thread* uh... ok um... once, well, it was'nt part of the um... hala hala, but sorta above it... and uh... well, i got a free hot wax removal... without the hto wax.

I can relate, only my free hot wax removal without the wax was just in a small spot, I didn't get an entire "waxing".

well lets just say blood pain and a cut 3rd leg

never i watch my self and do it very slowly if you ever see a man in a stall looking down for about 5 minutes it is probably me

One time I got lost in a zipper factory. Scary stuff.

I would have to say watching "There's something about Mary"

That's the worst.

-Shoe