"From that day on, the crew vowed to do a better job of hiding the booze from Jimmy.

"Fuck it guys, let's take a bus."

"Um, guys. When the commander told us to head down south, I seriously don't think this is what he meant."

kids, this is what happens when you drink and drive

sub-zeromasta Wrote: "OnStar assistance...can I help you?"

TemperaryUserName Wrote: "Um, guys. When the commander told us to head down south, I seriously don't think this is what he meant."

Winners! hahaha, On-star... i could so picture that being a new commercial or something.


NEW PICTURE

Thelonious-Monk Wrote: This has been done before, but it has been awhile. I will supply a picture, here in the thread, and it is up to you guys to write a spiffy funny captian for it. After 10-15 replies the picture will change! NEW OLD

NEW: "Grandma, we're over here!"

OLD: Having no cattle to tip; the army grunts find other things to pass the time.

-Shoe

"When reporters foolishly had asked the indian lady what she was doing she only replied to us in her language. When we finally got a hold of a translator we found out that what she said roughly translated to "Providing my homies with some of my Titty milk."

Caption for the latest pic:

"Feeding time at Hyuga's house."