Red cross, gotta love it.


Edit: now i see the pic.
Ima hit fatso in the balls!

Before he could get to his wife, Jason Kidd first had to battle her elite bodyguard, Jo-Jo.

ps - this thread owned last time :)

"Mom, i swear i did wash the Dishes"

in an attempt to defeat Goliath the Great, little Jebidiah crouched low, trying to position a fierce jab on the jewels.

"For the last time, I don't love you like that. Quit forcing my head down there!"

"It suddenly dawned on the man in the front row: His wife WAS doing the dog."

"Well... I don't see any abnormal growth. Everything looks alright down there, Robby. But can't we wait till AFTER the match to see if you have testicular cancer?"

"Seconds after this picture was taken, Big Eddie was punched directly into the cock. When reporters asked the the fighter why he did something like that he simply said, "So while he was down clutching his crotch, I could sneak around and read the funny blonde joke that was tattooed down the side of his left arm."

Guy in front row: "Nice ass!"

"Caption is spelled c,a,p,t,i,O,n."



^_^^_^InuYasha^_^^_^

Chibi chibi kekeke ^_^__^_^_6

Before Jeff got a chance to take knee in the fight, Fat Eddie said he wasn't having any of that shit. For his trouble Eddie was met with a quick jab to the groin, winning his the match by DQ, but losing any dignity he had prior to the fight.

MKSECRETS Wrote: "It suddenly dawned on the man in the front row: His wife WAS doing the dog."

although is has very little to do with the caption, this still made me laugh. Winner

New picture,

"well........fuck"

"I think we made a wrong turn somewhere....."

Thelonious-Monk Wrote: MKSECRETS Wrote: "It suddenly dawned on the man in the front row: His wife WAS doing the dog." Winner

Oh come on!

no amount of pixie dust can make a 10 ton tank fly, its just fricking impossible....and don't get me started on "think happy thoughts", that belief is just plain bull

The_Cold_Kombatant Wrote: Thelonious-Monk Wrote: MKSECRETS Wrote: "It suddenly dawned on the man in the front row: His wife WAS doing the dog." Winner Oh come on!

well its not like im giving out caramel apples or something. All the entries were good, ill leave it up to you to be the judge then? after a few replies you can announce the winner

Spokesperson of the white house on press confference: "Mr. President was trying to pop a wheelie, he wasn't intoxicated"

Thelonious-Monk Wrote: after a few replies you can announce the winner

No you continue to announce it. I'm just saying, all the "doing animals/dog" jokes were already old and tired out, at least IMO, after the 4th grade.

Thelonious-Monk Wrote: MKSECRETS Wrote: "It suddenly dawned on the man in the front row: His wife WAS doing the dog." although is has very little to do with the caption, this still made me laugh. Winner

I couldn't come up with the perfect quote (too many ideas, didn't wanna incorporate ALL of 'em), so that's why I took the "Stuff" magazine approach

The_Cold_Kombatant Wrote: Oh come on!

Thelonious-Monk Wrote: well its not like im giving out caramel apples or something. All the entries were good, ill leave it up to you to be the judge then? after a few replies you can announce the winner

Happy, Pappy?

The_Cold_Kombatant Wrote: No you continue to announce it. I'm just saying, all the "doing animals/dog" jokes were already old and tired out, at least IMO, after the 4th grade.

Well, all those Ebaumsworld joke pics got old ages ago, yet it didn't stop you from posting them constantly not that long ago, did it?


Anyways, to show you there are no hard feelings, here's my caption for the second pic:

"In an unrelated story, the driver of the tank told reporters that seconds before the accident, it dawned on him that his wife WAS doing the dog."

"OnStar assistance...can I help you?"

"That's the last time I try parallel parking..."

It's the robot mode of one of those old Tonka Gobots.