My job. It blows ass

I hate playing against people on fighting games. There's no sense of sportsmanship at all. They send out "gg" messages after a match which are hardly sincere. Take the time to spell it out if you really thought it was a good game.

Lazy sons of bitches.

I seriously need to get laid.

I need to raise my girlfriend standards, my first one got BUSTED FOR WEED AT SCHOOL, i'm 12. (well ok not girlfriend but i wnet to a dance with her)

The Post Office in the United States should be dead. It wouldn't last one week as a private enterprise with their unreasonably high prices and terrible service. The post office limps on as nothing but money hemorrhaging wound upon this country and it's time to cauterize.

I don't much care for all this modern pop music that the kids flock to.

I won't go into it. My rant will probably break the forum.

Thank you!

I never understood how people take this whole marriage thing to a new level, when we have people like Kim Kardashian who get married and divorce like it's nothing...

I'm terribly unhappy with the goings on in my life, but through weekend after weekend of partying, I'm simply content to keep on living.

That and it's given me new ideas for songs, plus the drive to quit dicking around and record new material. Original material.

(Sarcasm)
It is a BIG deal!How you ask?(goes looking for reason is never seen again)

(Me being Cereal)
I don't know why people act as if the world will explode if it was legalized.

To quote Family Guy "If they want to get married and be miserable like the rest of us, let them."

I hate it when guys boast about how big their dicks are, but when I say, "Prove it," they want to come up with some excuse for why they can't.

Either,

"Man, that's gay."

Or,

"Watchu want me to do that for?"

Or,

"I only whip it out in the bedroom, haha."

Seriously, don't talk about your dick if you can't back it up.

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Also, I hate how so many people judge the size of a man's penis while it's flaccid. I'm like, "It's not even erect!"

People be dogging celebs like, "Brad Pitt's got a tiny penis!" when they've only seen one picture of him nude and he wasn't even aroused. I'm like, "Y'all are stupid."

Truly, the size of a man's penis can only be accurately determined at full physical arousal. Anythng prior to is entirely invalid.

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Also, I'm both hungry and sleepy right now, and that's not right.

Fans/Purists

These are the type of people that define the term: "stagnancy". The video game genre/series fans are the worst offenders. Change one thing...one thing!! about their series & you will witness verbal rage equal of significance to that of an exploding nuclear bomb. Want to know the main example of why status quo is god? Look what happened to the Devil May Cry reboot. When they saw the main character's redesign, the rage that was unleashed by the purists was outstanding. I'll continue later

Y'know what?

Life is Gay... Don't be an ass or you're gonna get fucked.



Ka-Tra

Hahahahahaha!Dude your writing for the next game.
OOC: made me laugh harder than it should have.

IT IS HOT OUTSIDE SO I'M SITTING IN FRONT OF MY AIR CONDITIONING UNIT AND NOW MY NECK IS FROZE

Ugh, this reminds me of when I was playing Black Ops 2 yesterday. Some guy kept talking during a round and this other guy is like, "shut the fuck up N-a. (The n-word obviously). And I don't know what made him escalate in talking about his "ten inch" dick, but he kept saying about how he makes the ladies scream because of the length and such... Then he left. At times I wish I could remember where I put my headphones.



But my rant... my legs get this horrible heat rash. To explain, it's like if someone is tickling the back of your legs with a small feather nonstop. So of course, I'm itching like a mother trucker... However, when your legs are also how and sweaty, you're itching really hard to stop the tickling, it'll hurt even more... I've had it to a point where I've actually itched myself open and bled for a good few minutes. And yes, I've put on certain lotions that are supposed to stop the itching, however... it's just not working.

It also doesn't help that my house is filled with leather couches, so I have to put towels underneath my legs just to prevent them from restarting the whole itching thing. Heat rash fucking sucks.

I just came across this site called MK Server Trash.

It deals various members of MK fan sites who have been deemed "trash" for rude behavior.

Who the hell decided it was okay to condemn an entire group of people for how they behave online? Whoever made that site needs to put themselves at the top of that trash list.

Dubstep needs to become bigger in my local. The lack of Apparel and Accessories is rather frustrating.

Well Saturday my brother has a cookout at his place for his 30th birthday. Being one of the hottest days of the week, some of the little kids and my adult friends got into water gun fights. Which was all well and good. So I decided to go to the store to get some more water guns and actually went home and changed because it was so hot. By the time I got back the water gun fight had pretty much settled down, but within the first 5 mins of getting back, two my friends thought it would be funny to sandbag me and dump a cooler of water on me.

Needless to say I was pretty pissed at the time and told them to fuck off. In hindsight I might have over reacted just a bit, but I still feel I had a right to be pissed about it. My friends by the way, I guess, felt guilty and left the cookout early. I still haven't talked to them yet.

I have a canker sore, damn it!

I hate people who think that talking down to someone will change their minds about anything. Social Justice warriors are extremely guilty of this.

What's on that site is accurate. You may not like it, but the people who get bashed on there definitely deserve it, with a few exceptions. I would know.