YOU MONSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Joker

JK: Hehehehe is this a game?
Me: Sure Mr. J it's called "Who Can Kick The Shitbag Hardest into a Septic Tank"
(kicks Joker in the shin, causing him to fall into tank. J tries to swim up, but three toasters are dropped into the pool that electrocute him to death)

Kung Lao

Batman

You Bastard!

What did I do?

Wonder Woman

Sub-Zero

Dafuq is wrong with all of you!?

KILL JAR JAR BINKS!!!



Note: You may have not noticed his name due to it being somewhere far below and totally randomly put.

Solomon Grundy died on a Monday

SHAZAM! Captain Marvel is no more.

Quan Chi.

Why must the good die young?!

"Why must the good die young?!"

Trolling me: Because they're assholes Sheen. Now in you go along with Nute Gunray

(shoot one silencer pistol shot at each character in the head, causing them to fall backwards into each a garbage can, causing lids to automatically fall on top. Dump truck pulls up and garbage man picks up cans and throws tons of garbage oblivious to corpses being thrown amongst them. Truck drives away)

Superman!

Why are you killing all of the characters I like?


Anyhoo, bye Mokap.

Me: Hey Shang Tsung! What did the hand say to the face?
ST: If this is about that corny Defenders of the Realm show...
Me: SLAP! (smacks Shang in the face, causing him to descend into the Pit and impale himself on some spikes) Hehehe that joke never gets old

And yes Shang Tsung DOES get bitch slapped by Shao Kahn (voiced by what sounds like a horny pervert) at 1:04 in the link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGwqkWtBxNM

Because I want you to ONLY LIKE ME!!!!!

... I mean... What?

Freddy Kreuger.

BELOKK! You do not belong here! (power roundhouse kick)


If someone (not saying names) says Khrome, he is too stupid to be here because he does not read instructions.

Chameleon

Sonya Blade: KOMBAT TIME!
(rushes toward me and I clock a shotgun round)
Me: FUCK OFF
(blasts round into Blade's chest, sending her backwards, crashing into a glass window and into an apartment patio where ten people are having a rave and scream once the body crashes there)

Al Bundy

Seriously, Al Bundy?

You're damn right, Al Bundy! He's an American Hero! He scored four touchdowns in one game!



But you, you just stamped across this legend like a fat woman.

Darkseid

Curse you, semi-aquatic creature

Dairou