Todd: Also, the way to stay dead in MK is if you want to be dead, btw.

Well, we could try warcraft when we're finished with Brawl. Oh, and Snake, you're on. (5 minutes later.) Daaaamn. How'd you learn to play so good?

Kabal: This game would be perfect without those damn pokemon! (I don't like Pokemon)

Meh, Nintendo owns them, so they have to put them in to avoid mobs in front of the office. I call dibs on next game!
Kitana: You're on, sis!
Noob: I'm Link!
(3 minutes later.)Yes!! And the winner is...Bowser! (Crowd noises.)
Kitana: Showoff.
Noob: Hmph...Damn Kyogre...

Kabal: Retarded Luigi, well, I got 2nd place

i wanted to be zero-suit samus

Kabal: Now for Christmas! *points to calendar saying it is late december*

Uh...I got my presents! Do any of you?

*truck fulla presents come*

A note says: Here is all of your gifts, perfectly, Best Wishes, Jesus Christ,

Kabal: Jesus gives the presents now, cool, but what happened to Santa?

* The music video The Night Santa Went Crazy by Weird Al comes on*

Todd: Santa is dead now (It was the Extra Gory Version)

Well, whaddya think of my present, sis?
Kitana: Jade...I love you! (Hug. everyone points for a second, but decide to shrug it off as bffs.)
Todd...Wow...what is it?
Todd: Whoops, wrong present. (Gives to right person.)
Wow! I didn't know you worked at the Bronx Zoo, Stryker!

*Kabal gets a gigantic statue of himself*

Kabal: Wow!

I'll say! Hm... from Smoke...a box of cuban cigars?
Smoke: Romeo & Julietas! Very expensive. Hm...Woah, Noob, what's this?
Noob: Air freshener. Hm...Kit...A pouch...
Kitana: You know, for your CD's! Hm...Sub-Zero...*Gasps*My god!
Sub-Zero: I know. Shocked myself with this.

Scorpion: GASP! Get Over Here!

Scorp? Hold on... (rummages through sack.) Ah, yes. Hope you like. (News theme.) Ooh!
Anchorman: And in Edenian news, the former god known as Shinnok has been obliterated... (Many a report later.)
Kitana: Who knew that he would get killed by a tapedeck with a talking gun.
I know, gal. It's all cause of the source of the Myspace porn (Now called Nudespace.). And that Eiffel Tower made of sausage.

What? He's already been defeated?

TOASTY!!! (destroys the tv)

Yeah. Some walking tapedeck with a talking gun vaporized Shinny while we were springing Kitana out of his dungeon. (Walks, but nearly trips on somehing.)Whoa, a tapedeck and a gun... (Picks them up and brings them to the tree, turns around and walks off when the two items transform into Soundwave and Megatron.)
Megatron: At last, we...(Everybody turns around.)Aw, crap!
Soundwave: We have been discovered! Escape! (The Decepticons run off.)
Stryker: Thanks for killing that idiot! (Starscream flies by, bombing the road.)
Starscream: Raining liquid terror!
Okay...Hm? From a secret admirer...Ooh...A Rolex....
Kitana: Who is he?
Hm...(Opens packed note.)
Dear Jade,
Thank you for saving me from what could have very easily been my death. That fire...You were there to save me when nobody could. I have developed feelings from this experience and I hope this can show them.
-A lost soul seeking salvation
(Argus passes by.)Argus: Who the hell caused this?
Kitana: Hi Argus!
Argus: Oh, hi princess.(Leaves.)
Kitana:Could he be it?
Naw, a god doesn't need saving from a fire, especially if Delia was with him.

(Meanwhile, at the Pantheon, something very unrelated but still involving this story takes place. Vic and Bry chat...)
Vic: Hey, didn't you have an Eiffel tower made of sausage with you?
Bry: What the...Aw, CRAP!(Bry targets the Sausage monument and teleports it out of Earthrealm into the Pantheon) Thank me for Cyberplane.
Vic: Cool.

(Back on Earth...)
Stryker: Hm...Smoke, thanks for the hollowpoints.
Smoke: No prob. Yo, Subby, How'd you do this? This looks just like me!
Sub-Zero: Uh...Ass-breaking attention to detail?

what did i get?

ooh, a 360, an advanced copy of Halo 3, Halo 2 for PC, and.......this is aweso...*faints*

Wow. Look who's in heaven...Now...What fire was he talking about...? (Enters Cyberplane as to find any reports on Edenian fires. While scrolling, she finds an article about a fire in which she personally helped rescue an injured individual nobody noticed.) Luis...? Luis Vinston is in love with me?
Kabal: Yo, Jade. Here's your present....
An iphone? That's tiiight, K! Well, I need to make a call...Excuse me. (Jade walks inside. Kitana tries to follow, but the door closes behind Jade.)

Todd: Hey Kabal, my present from you! * gives him beer*

Kabal: Yay I love beer!

(Christmas is over and done with, and everyone is asleep...Well, everyone except Jade. After calling Luis, whom Jade rescued from a disastrous fire centuries ago, she has been unable to sleep. Thoughts rush through her brain as she waits. Will he recognize me? Will he understand my allegiance to the princess and, in effect, the queen of Edenia? Thoughts like this and many more trouble her considerably. The iphone Kabal gave her is playing "My December" by Linkin Park.(Pretty useful in cases like this.)
Jade:(Mutters to self while walking.)Luis, I want to know if you love me for me...Do you like me because of my rank? My looks? My skill? Ahh!
Never'd answer...I need to keep my friendly look...(Watches a window. A mongst the wonderous snow and a soaring Starscream, a taxi passes by and drops off a cloaked figure.) Ohhh, here it comes...(Walks down and opens door.)
Luis: Jade...Is...Is that you?
Jade: Luis...? Why did you send me that Rolex?
Luis: Jade...I...I knew you would be the one that would save me from that...Disaster...I knew it since P.E. during sophmore year at Cirris High...
You...You...knew?
Luis: I admired you...I thought you were the one...I want to tell you that I was that secret admirer all those years after the fire...I was the one who gave you those flowers...
Jade: And the poetry? The cards lying around my locker? What about the money?
Luis: All me. I wanted to tell you all these years, but I never got the chance... I... I'm sorry that I could never tell you...
Jade: You mean Gary never gave any of those presents? Luis...
Luis: Yes?
Jade: I... I... I never knew you felt that way about me... It was all very sweet... But why didn't you tell me before?
Luis: You never gave me the chance...
Jade: Oh...Oh, no...(Falls on her knees.) I searched the whole campus to find who did it. All to find the mysterious he right before me? (She slams the ground with her hands. She starts getting stressed.) Dammit! Dammit! How could I have not known? How could I be such an idiot?
Luis: It's not your fault, Jade. (Covers her with his cloak.) It is to me whom you should blame. I should have told you when I finally recovered, but nobody noticed...I guess I really am a ghost...
(A moment of sincere silence. Jade starts breaking down to tears, which she hasn't done in her years as Kahn's heartless assassin. She eventually curls up, which is when Luis carries her to the nearest bed. He strokes her hair very gently until they both fall asleep.)

-Okay, next poster is gonna make it happen sometime around early morning.

(do you realize you never put a mark to show when jade talks? it looks like Luis said the entire thing)

*pacing in computer room*.....where is it? it shold be right where i left it, if there was a theif, why just that.............wait..........it couldn't be, no, i killed him, years ago..i have to check *searches on internet* oh no......hes back!*dramatic music*......i specifically said to keep the random dramatic music generator off during the stay here.......guests never listen

Noob: (Teleports from the ground Bandit stands on.) What is it? Somebody stole your Spartan helmet that was packeged with your advance copy of Halo 3:Legendary Edition? You DS Lite got lost again? An ancient enemy from generations past has returned to wreak his horrific vengeance on the descendants of your great ancestors, such as yourself?

(Cut scene. Kitana steps down the stairs to see the results of last night.)
Kitana: Hello, who's this? (Lifts cloaked figure's hood.) Now why do I vaguely remember that face?...Hm... (Dryer dings.) Hold that thought...(Gets changed into DA primary outfit.)Hm...

(Meanwhile, at yet another loosely related event at the Pantheon, the four warriors watch over the events of the last few days. The four remenisce.)
Bry: Hm, so she saved him from certain death at the price of him sustaining long term injuries, leading to him trying to express his feelings in a covert manner. That is taken the wrong way and leads to a disconnection, resulting to this conveniently placed Rolex thanks to Jesús(aka Jesus), ending with a confrontation in the middle of a snowy night.
Tripp: Well, it took quite a long time.
Vic: My question is if any observation spells were placed on this fellow, if any are known at all? I mean, how good can this guy be at sneaking stuff to a crush?
(Jesús rides an elavator to the Pantheon, which is connected to Heaven.)
Bry: Hey, Jesús.
Jesús: Yo.
Lisa: Well, I think a nice event should go along with this. How about a terrific day?
Tripp: I'm for a class reunion.
Bry: Giant message on the ground!
Vic: Crop circles?
Bry: Same thing.
Vic: All righty then... An all-day marathon of their favorite show.
(The four then go into a rock-paper-scissors tournament. They instantly realize that dieties can't play rock-paper-scissors with other dieties and therefore decide to put them all toghether.)

(Cut back into Jade and Luis. Jade wakes up first to find that she was carried by the man she only recently discovered was her secret admirer to the sofa.)
Kitana: Already up, are we? Care to explain what this is about?
Jade: Kit...This is my secret admirer who gave me my Rolex...His name is Luis.
Kitana: Luis? Luis Vinston from the fire?
Jade: The same.
Kitana: Holy...(Thunder!)What the-
(Everybody rushes to find that a giant message was written on the ground.)
Sub-Zero: Hm...
"To the two recent lovebirds:
Congratulations on finding each other after all these years. You two seem right for each other. Plus, you've had better luck with finding a secret admirer than I did trying to find a date on Match.com.
Good Luck,
Somebody you beter not have forgotten."
What does that mean?
(Mailman bikes by. It happens to be no other than Kai.)
Kai: Hi! (Puts mail in Bandit's mailbox and rides off.)

Kabal: Oh hey Kai! And hey Jesus!

.....an enemy clan of my family....their newest leader......his name......... Jironobou, he lead the NEO Star clan in china, the thing he stole.......it was a list of my clans former and current members....i believe he is using it as a checklist to eradicate them.....that will be tough, i have some strong members.....still, we must defend them all, luckily i have a secondary list we can use, are you with me?

Smoke: Uh, sure. Whatever.
Jade: I am a woman of my word, and I will uphold my promise of retributing the work you gave me. Luis...
Luis: Over the years, I have learned some white magic. I'm sure it will help somewhere down the line...
Stryker: Aight!
Noob: I'm with you.
Johnny Cage's disembodied head: Aye!
Smoke: Who said that?
Kabal: (Closes Johnny's head in a duffel bag.)I'm coming!
Sub-Zero: I guess we're using Cyberplane again.
Jade: Cyberplane, open. (Plane opens.) Let's go! so where's this guy going to next, B? Oh, and Luis, You might need to listen to this data collection to get caught up on the recent events. (Gives an ipod Classic with the data profiles Jade and Kitana used the other day.)
Kitana: (Runs up.) Can I come too?
Stryker: Why not?