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(Reptile then forces them to listen to Gwen Stefani, Britney Spears and William Hung all at the same time.)
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 •09/18/2007 08:16 PM (UTC) •
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Then, after someone pisses in their ears, Quan Chi falls to the ground and screams " I JUST WANNA F**KING DIE!"

Finish Him!

Todd gets his Chainsaw, and minces Quan Chi into a bunch of ground beef, and Reptile eats him.

Shang Tsung: OH SHI- I may not be able to take much more, dammit!
(Reptile then reenacts a scene in 300. He sticks his Kirehashi near Shang's throat.)
Shang: This is Madness!
Reptile: Madness? This is OUTWORLD! (KIcks Shang into an eternal pit of torture, sure that the sorcerer may cheat death.)Man, I love that movie.

Jade: Can we leave now?
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 •09/19/2007 07:57 PM (UTC) •
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Shang Tsung: Why can't I just stay dead? *he dies*

Todd: * on shore putting Edenian flag on island* This island is now territory of Edenia!
Luis: The...oh no...
Jade: What is it?
Luis: The prophecy...We may not have died, but a second contingent has...and the emporor still returns...
Jade: (prays.)Oh Kit...Please don't die...
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 •09/19/2007 08:41 PM (UTC) •
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Kitana: I feel perfectly happy and fine.

Kabal: OH SHI- *points at Jarek dead, by suicide* JAREK IS DEAD!
Jade: Thank Argus you're safe. (BFF hug)
Argus: (Passes by)Not a problem!
Jade: An ancient emporor...Onaga? Could it be...?
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 •09/20/2007 12:16 AM (UTC) •
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Reptile: Onaga? Who?

*Onaga comes in, screaming*

Todd: OH SHI-!
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 •09/20/2007 02:02 PM (UTC) •
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King_Raiden Wrote:
Reptile: Onaga? Who?

*Onaga comes in, screaming*

Todd: OH SHI-!

Ahem....Mortal Kombat Deception is now up

(i might have forgot to mention it but...this game does not follow the storyline it all happens after MKA, which means liu kang is still alive, and never died in the story, oh and...one more thing.......STOP KILLING OFF IMPORTANT CHARACTERS AND MAKING UP DUMB LAWS, NO ONE WANTS TO DIE SO THEY WOULD ALWAYS COME BACK, DEATH KEEPS AWAY OVERPOPULATION. i may be the youngest one in MKO, but im very smart....)the cloning law never existed in the games(except shao kahn)
ok....i said you could be kabal and todd.......not reptile......im not mad at anyone, im just saying some things that everyone needs to know.........like i said, no one ever dies in mk. the clone law doent matter if they come back anyways.
(Up in the pantheon:)
Bry: Goddammit! I forgot my Zune!

(Back on Shang's Island. The mobs party their asses off.)
Jade: Hm...A high school reunion! Kit! Lius! Wanna hit the HS tonight?
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 •09/20/2007 08:09 PM (UTC) •
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(Sorry, damnit,no one ever accepts my ideas, it is always from the game, this isn't the actual MK, and you didn't tell us about this being after MK...)

*Todd gets an eraser and erases Onaga*
DJ: Aight! Let's get this party started! (Plays 50 Cent's Straight to the Bank.)
Mobber: Whee!
Jade: (Dodges sliding random mobber.)Jeez....Okay...What do we do now?
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 •09/21/2007 12:42 AM (UTC) •
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(Note: Kitana is not one of my characters)

Kitana: F*CKING LOOK OUT *kicks fat guy in crotch

Todd: I am *hic* Horny Kitana *hic* ( he is drunk)
Yo Kit, let's go. Luis (Teleports to High School reunion. Get back an hour later.)Japow... Luis... Carry me home.)
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Todd: (sober again) ,Hey Kitana.. we have been dating since our junior years in high school, unless you are not ready... will you marry me?*kneels down with ring box open with a pure ring with her favorite jewel*

Kitana: (NPC) I guess, ok I will, just don't go awful to God crazy on me.

Todd: Okay!

Kabal: Can I set up an Estonian-styled marriage?, yes I am a f**king Estonian, well Estonian descent, I was born in the U.S. ...
Mob: Awwwww.....
Jade: Uh, Luis....I...well....It's that I....
Luis: I like you too, my emerald angel (hug!)
Mob: Awwwww...(Goat leaps out.)
Mobber: Get that goat.
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 •09/21/2007 07:48 PM (UTC) •
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*Goat eats Kitana's pants*

Kitana: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Todd: Man, safety laws prevent me from shooting that goat.
Mobber: Alright, so...what now?
Jade: B? Do we save your clan now?
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 •09/21/2007 08:52 PM (UTC) •
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Kabal: Invite Cyrax!
Jade: Yeah, Cyrax is over there with...Wait...He's the boombox! (Soundwave transforms.) Well, the yellow one with "MUSTARD" on it. ('07 Movie Megatron streaks the sky with G1 Starscream.)
Luis: Ragnarok...Why am I thinking of that?
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 •09/21/2007 10:19 PM (UTC) •
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Kitana: Hey Todd *grabs him and takes him to the dance floor*

Todd: This ain't bad but you still don't have pants on...

(meanwhile)

Kabal: Kabal Jr. get back over here!

Kabal Jr.: No! *drinks whole bowl of punch*
Jade: Here's a pair of mine.(Kitana puts them on.) Well, sis, that's something we can remember...(I'm swapping back to Bry, with Vic, Halley and Lisa as NPCs. All watch in awe.)
Jade: Oh my...
Bry: We have returned in order to save reality.
Halley: The code of Primus demands us to protect those we care about.
Vic: Which means you.
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 •09/21/2007 10:51 PM (UTC) •
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god.....this is screwy.....im just going to go home and take a nap.....oh, and here your pants kitana
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Kitana: thanks*puts them on* But I won't need them right now *giggles as she and Todd go home*

Kabal: I need to talk to Havik... *gets hookswords*
Bry: You see, when I came here, I came not only to find my friends, whom you see before you, but to find my Zune. My Zune has installed in it tools to alter reality. I fear that it has fallen to destructive hands and if I don't get it back soon, reality itself could be unmade.
Lisa: So, we need to get his Zune back if you want reality to resume.
Vic: The code bullcrap's just for show.
Halley: So...feel like saving reality?
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