As Shao kahn's extermination squads grow, so does the opposing army. Ultimate Mortal Kombat 3 is now up

Yum, yum. I need some ketchup, or Sektor...

Wheres Sub Zero?

Where is that hunk of ketchup? I'm so hungry I might *die*.

Shall we Hunt down sektor..im feeling kinda peckish *starts chewing on cyrax's legs" MMMmmmmm

That's go, shall we? They head off to Japan. Hey look, there he is.

Pick a Body part, coz im gone rip it of and eat it

I call legs, and stomach!

*throws a shuriken in sektors leg knoking im down*
Tuck, in

Lunch Time!!!!!!!! *Pulls out nunchaku and knock off Sektor's head* For you.

Why thank you *pulls out his sycthe from MK4 and cuts sektors legs of* Help yourself...sey this basterd is crunchy..MMMmmmmm

Ooooh, I want the internal wiring. *ZZZTTT*, it's zangy. watch out for the brown wires. I want that shoulder plate. CHOMP

*ZZZTTTTTTT*
and the blue's hey whats that flashing on his wrists?
it reads "13324SD" ....S-d??? SHHHIIITTTT SELF DESTRUCT AAAAHHHH

NOOOO MY FOOOOOOD! KABOOOM, Great, now it's burned. You know what, I'm in the mood for something more... organic. How about Johnny Cage?

yea sure......1 problem where the fuck is he?

"Ummm, hmm, let's take a plane or portal, your choice, and go to hollywood, he's probably in the biggest studio there. and he probably has pizza there too.

first class portal i reckon? well get that bastard and his pizza soon enough if hes makinng his new film then we get popcorn free with it too!

I could hunt for something, after all I can turn invisible

What was that. I heard somehing. He tuns on his built in themal vision.

Mmmmmm..........He looks around..............mmmmmmmm..........Bandit!!! There you are. I'll whoop your ass.

Your invisibility won't work.

no wonder they call you virus you never leave me alone, i was just getting some food for liu kang and Noob Saibot

Bandit, Dont worry about my food worry about that little basterd
lets deal with this computer freak once and for all

Now Scanning....................
Copying "Bandit".........................
Copy Complete..................

He turns invisible and hits Bandit right in front of him. Who's my bitch now, huh, Bandit!

Lets have this be my last training lesson: being able to fight an invisible opponent

MORTAL KKKOMBAT!!!

*turns invisible and attacks virus with a stack of shurikens*

I WILL KILL YOU

*virus spins around and attacks Me critically wounding Me*

Bandit for the honour of the brotherhood of shadow destroy this piece of scrap metal...your..on..your..ow

*falls unconcious before he can finish*

Virus, this is your only warning, leave before you die


Here is part two of my bio thing:

Name:Bandit
Occupation:Brotherhood of shadow
Allies:Noob Saibot, Sareena,Cyborg Smoke,Brotherhood of shadow
Enemies:Virus,White Lotus Society, Lin Kuei