Oookaaay, this is getting weird. *a tarkata grabs Cham and throws him in celing acting like a disco ball* Well, this sucks

Umm, i think i'll leave since the bottom of my suit is ruined

Vash: *rushes towards Kham* Heard skirt rip, very nice...

: *picks up Vash* Easy tiger, get your own

I feel like a friggin' jack in the box *colors start flashing*

Can either of you get me like a pair of shorts or something?

Vash: Nope

: Nope

shang:(shoots 3 skulls in a row at jiro) * shang does a gay dance to the song barbie girl* "im a a barbie girl in a barbie world!"

Okay since i'm stuck here, Shadow-clone jutsu! *summons a clone to fight/dance*

Hey guys i got a question: does my tail look good? *turns to show her behind*

Vash: Yup
: Sexy

Shao khan: (to kham) you can can be mine khamelion! youll sit and rule with me. ive always hated that bitch sindel. ive always loved you khanmelion!

Is he talkin' to me? Man, that sounds gay

to cham: no moron, he's talkin' to me

to Kahn: number one, ewww.
number two, why would i join you? You clubbed our entire race which i'll never forgive you for. right Reptile?

*Jiro grabs his crotch(like MJ did) and a hole opens up spewing lava, which disintegrates the skull*

Jiro:oww

clone: Hey Jiro, watch this *does Moonwalk towards a tarkata then elbows to shoryuken*

(to defeat Kahn, i need more power. guess i'll devolve a little more.) *devolves into a nearly animalistic form losing the transparency with another ripping sound* (Danmit! now my spines ripped my entire suit)

clone: I'M BLIIIND!!!

what? what do you see?

clone your sis naked

Vash: *stares at Kham* Lucky me I like furries *sits down* Hey Reptile, want some popcorn, I'm liking this show.
: If by popcorn you mean lube, don't try it. I'm already hitting that

Jiro:Enough dancing, lets get back to business.

I'll just stay up here, not seeing my sister naked. is that a rat! aaahhhh! get it off!

Shao Kahn! Prepare to face defeat! (okay, stupid one-liner choice)

clone: okay, GET OVER HERE!*throws spear at a Tarkata's arm, ripping it off* ha! now you're unarmed and i'm armed!

Vash: *watches Khameleon fight* Damn Reptile, your girlfriend's limber

: Yeah yeah, keep your pants on

shang:(to kham) lets take a take a break from fighting(starts kissing kham and takes her on the floor making out with her) Shao khan starts running and trys to get in the portal

Jiro:AHH, BESTIALITY, AVERT THINE EYES

: DICK! Hands off my woman!

(highlight for distubia)

Clone, get me down from here! *does that* Eeww.

Get the f*** offa me! *shoots a yellow fireball at the two then teleports by Reptile* This is disgusting! they got it all over my chest! See Rep? after we kill those two, i need a shower

rep morphes back to shang

Shang: you can be mine baby or you can be in hell.

giant bell rings


al the motoros, barakas, sheevas, ninjas, thousands of them appear.

Shao Khan: your trapped its impossible to destroy this army


(im serious u cant kill this army its immpossible)

...once again, i must say:

please don't proclaim your own invincibility, it seems bland and childish to many

oh, and each of those characters has a species name

Centaurs, Tarkatas, Shokan.

Vash: Well fine I won't kill them *summons a giant bortal that sends them all to the Netherrealm* Now Kahn, you'd better behave or else I'll go get Onaga

wait i thought that bortals harm anyone cept vash when they enter it