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11/09/2009 12:14 AM (UTC)
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What changes?

Vash: Aww, someone's in a mood
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Jiro
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11/10/2009 02:43 PM (UTC)
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A small change regarding the first page of this site...something about a trademark...

Jiro:Nope, but I really don't like that song...bad memories.
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11/10/2009 11:30 PM (UTC)
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Vash: Did your friends get slaughtered in front of your eyes? Did the killer sing it as he rendered you helpless as he tore your friends limb from limb?
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Jiro
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11/11/2009 12:33 AM (UTC)
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Jiro:even worse, I was a child, and my mother took me to...Karaoke night...
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11/11/2009 02:41 AM (UTC)
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Vash: Ooh, nasty. So by the way, what's your name?
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Jiro
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11/11/2009 04:19 AM (UTC)
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Jiro:I am an assassin, I lost my name years ago, but my allies call me Mumei Kyoukan.(Translate that from Japanese...for the hell of it)
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Chimera
11/11/2009 12:35 PM (UTC)
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* punches Reptile* oh but I cant stay mad at you.

*roundhouse kicks Havik's head off* eh, I'm leaving through a random portal before i find out he's still alive *runs to the Outworld portal*

Wait for me! *follows*
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11/11/2009 03:32 PM (UTC)
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Vash: Too complicated, I'm just gonna call you Jack-in-the-box
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11/14/2009 03:32 AM (UTC)
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Jiro:I prefer Kyoukan

Havik's Head:You idiot's should know better then to think that would work...Hey Body, OVER HERE!

Havik's Body fumbles around aimlessly for a second, but manages to pick up the head and reattach it

Havik:I think they went into this Portal

Havik enters the Outworld Portal
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11/14/2009 03:41 AM (UTC)
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: What'd I miss?

Vash: Blargh, fine, I don't care what I call you, but where are we going and how much longer til we're there?
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11/14/2009 05:15 AM (UTC)
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Jiro:I told you our destination before, I must meet an elder located in a small village on the other side of the mountain ranges to the North. If we hurry and stop this babbling we will get there soon enough, now lets go already.
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11/14/2009 06:03 AM (UTC)
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Vash: Gawd, just tell me where, I can teleport us. Or is walking part of your holy quest?
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Chimera
11/16/2009 08:26 AM (UTC)
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O-K wasnt expecting these two shokans. Must've been the Outworld portal.

Shokan 1: Who are you?

I am Chameleon, Kahn's greatest warrior!

Both Shokans: HAHAHAHA, Chameleon is a boy, woman!

Oh right. I'm still Cammy.

*Havik comes out the portal*

AAHH, it's still alive! With its head on backwards!
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11/16/2009 02:43 PM (UTC)
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Jiro:Honestly, I don't even know its whereabouts, I just know it's beyond the mountain range to the North...or is it to the West, no, it's the North, now hurry up.

Havik:My head isn't, oh, wait... so that's why they always laughed at me from behind...

Jiro begins to run toward the mountain range under the cover of nighttime, meanwhile, Havik turns his head around
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Chimera
11/17/2009 09:05 PM (UTC)
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*throws a shuriken at Havik for fun* So you guys wont believe i'm Chameleon?

Shokan 2: Nope

Then Reptile, GET OVER HERE! *harpoons Reptile through the portal yanking him to Outworld* Why don't you tell the Uglies herethat we're friendly.

Shokan 1: UGLIES?

Shokan 2: You dare disrespect Shokan pride? We crush you all!

Oh shit

Way to go, bro
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11/18/2009 12:18 AM (UTC)
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Havik get hit in the chest with a shuriken, which dissipates upon contact
Havik:I love how you attack people you try to be friendly with, verbally and physically.
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Chimera
11/19/2009 09:17 PM (UTC)
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oh well, since i got these. *FLASH*
Both Shokans: *faint with a nose bleed*
EEWW, that wasn't right
but it worked didn't it? Anyway, they're probably hunting for us so i'm gonna zap the portal to the nexus with lightning and hope it'll lead somewhere other than the Nexus.
How will you know it worked?

Wanna be a volunteer?
Fine.

*Summons lightning from the sky and zaps the center of the portal causing it to change color* I think it's working.

*Runs in* Hmm, where am i? Wait a sec-- is that-- Vash?
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11/20/2009 03:00 AM (UTC)
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: Wait this guy is Chameleon, just stuck in Rule 63 moooo *passes out from blood loss.

Vash: *whistles* Any chance we're gonna get any small talk?
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11/20/2009 03:23 AM (UTC)
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Jiro:If you can multitask, talk while you walk.

Havik:Did you really think you could escape the Cleric of Chaos, Havik, that easily? Come on, I'm just, hey, who are those two?
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Jedi_Kaej
11/20/2009 06:05 AM (UTC)
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interesting game. i've read through the whole thread and i think i'm picking Smoke-bot
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11/20/2009 02:51 PM (UTC)
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ok, welcome to the game, you're free to start at any time.
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Chimera
11/20/2009 09:31 PM (UTC)
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Reptile wake up*tries slapping him awake* I don't know how long the portal will stay altered so we better get through it

Vash! *runs to him*Where've you been? and who's this guy?
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Jiro
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11/21/2009 01:06 AM (UTC)
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Jiro: I have no name, but you may call me Kyoukan if you like
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11/21/2009 01:32 AM (UTC)
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Vash: *points to Jiro* Guy's a weirdo, don't expect much from him

: OH SH- WINTER! *digs a cave* TIME TO HIBERNATE!
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Jedi_Kaej
11/21/2009 09:49 PM (UTC)
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Smoke will be in his MK3 form... for now

Smoke: Get away from me! *running away*

Sheeva: Oh c'mon tinman! One more time! *running towards*

Smoke: No! *sees the portal to the nexus along with Cammy/Cham and Reptile* I think i'm safer with them.
*creates a giant smoke fog Sheeva cant see through making her run into a tree*
Lost her. Now to get outta here. *exit portal*
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