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10/10/2009 02:01 PM (UTC)
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why dont you use your lightning to charge the portal?

good idea. one minute. excue me ma'am *lady turns to look at Cham who then flashes colors rapidly causing her to go in a seizure* you should try that sometime

err, no thanks. i'll get the sleeping Reptile. you get ready the portal

fine. *raises his hand summoning a continous lightning strike on the portal activating it*

*carries Reptile on her shoulder due to reptilian strentgh and races through the portal* huh, its that broken bone guy!

*comes in seconds later* Hey Vash, Havik,... uh where's Jiro?
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10/10/2009 07:04 PM (UTC)
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: *still sleeping* Mmm, Cammy...
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Chimera
10/11/2009 02:05 AM (UTC)
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look, Reptile gave me a nickname: Khammy

uh... yeah, sure... you.

what does that mean?
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10/11/2009 03:03 AM (UTC)
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: *wakes up* Woah, I had the weirdest dream, I was in Street Fighter, and there was this blonde bombshell names Cam-- oh, hey Khameleon...love ya babe!
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10/11/2009 08:55 AM (UTC)
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blonde bombshell? you want me to have blond hair?
ugh *puts hand to face* so naive.

what?
uh... nevermind
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10/12/2009 02:01 PM (UTC)
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*as Jiro walked through one of the portal he felt himself change, as if a new being were being born, his appearance changed before his eyes*
Jiro:This is unexpected...
*Jiro becomes dazed, then he explodes in a beam of light, where he once stood, a new warrior stands in his place*
Jiro:I should have known this change would happen.
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10/12/2009 11:38 PM (UTC)
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Vash: *walks up to new Jiro* Hey buddy, have you seen a lava monster? I broke the fourth wall to find him and the fact that he's not right in front of my is kind of irritating.
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10/13/2009 03:14 AM (UTC)
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*Jiro looks at all of the bloody lava gut stuff all around him from when he blew up*
Jiro:Haven't a clue, just don't look down.
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Chimera
10/13/2009 12:50 PM (UTC)
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i aint fallin' for that trick, Jiro

whoa, who's the hunk?

*Puts hand to face*
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10/13/2009 01:48 PM (UTC)
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Chimera Wrote:
i aint fallin' for that trick, Jiro

whoa, who's the hunk?

*Puts hand to face*

...how did you get here?
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10/13/2009 10:36 PM (UTC)
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Jironobou Wrote:
Chimera Wrote:
i aint fallin' for that trick, Jiro

whoa, who's the hunk?

*Puts hand to face*

...how did you get here?


Yeah, the C/Khams are Reptile and Havik (?) are in the Nexus. Vash broke the fourth wall and warped reality tog et to Jiro

Vash: *looks down* gross, dude, there's this thing in Earthrealm, it's called a toilet.
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10/13/2009 10:39 PM (UTC)
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Jironobou Wrote:
Chimera Wrote:
i aint fallin' for that trick, Jiro

whoa, who's the hunk?

*Puts hand to face*

...how did you get here?


oh right. you went through a portal while C/Kham are still in the Nexus
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10/13/2009 11:18 PM (UTC)
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Vash_15 Wrote:
Vash: *looks down* gross, dude, there's this thing in Earthrealm, it's called a toilet.

Jiro:I know...that is blood...and bits of rock colored flesh from some warrior that crossed my path.
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10/14/2009 02:58 AM (UTC)
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Vash: I wonder if...*reads warriors mind to see if the pile or rock is Jiro*...sup Jiro, and I thought I had sick mind games.
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10/14/2009 09:07 AM (UTC)
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that is disgusting

That's Jiro?

hey havik, i bet its very chaotic down there
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10/14/2009 01:45 PM (UTC)
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Vash_15 Wrote:
Vash: I wonder if...*reads warriors mind to see if the pile or rock is Jiro*...sup Jiro, and I thought I had sick mind games.

Jiro:Talking to inanimate blood and guts?<font face=Sarcastica>That isn't weird at all</font>

*Jiro turns around and walks down an old path, past the decaying corpse of an old man in a tan-ish robe*
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10/14/2009 08:44 PM (UTC)
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Vash: Hey buddy, wait up! I've got nowhere to go, mind if I, tag along?
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10/15/2009 03:18 AM (UTC)
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Jiro: Only if you can handle the perils and treachery on my quest.
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Chimera
10/15/2009 12:49 PM (UTC)
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Rep, do we follow them?

You, Jiro, *watches Jiro and Vash crossing the portal* do you know anything about immortality?
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10/15/2009 09:58 PM (UTC)
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Are we supposed to know he's Jiro?
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10/15/2009 10:20 PM (UTC)
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Are we supposed to know he's Jiro?

No at least i hope not
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10/15/2009 11:08 PM (UTC)
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Hm, well okay then.

Vash: Hey pal, let's get out of here, those guys are freaks. *teleports Vash and Jiro(?) about 500m away)
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10/16/2009 06:40 AM (UTC)
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Damn, he's gone. oh well. * pushes Havik over the edge of the Nexus*(wether he grabs the ledge or not is up to you)

So what do we do now?

Same as always my sister: try and take over Outworld! *summons lightning*

Cool. maybe we can make it peaceful and restore the saurians with Reptile.

Peaceful? No my dear sister. i shall rule it with an iron fist, enslaving the weak, tormenting the citizens, centaurs at my command to punish any who stand in my way.

you done yet?

hold on *ahem* Tarkatas feeding off anything that moves, slow dips into an acid pool, creating the perfect outworld soldier of shokan, centaur tarkata hybrid using dark magic. Okay. im done

why dont you help me seperate our realm from outworld first then you can continue with your crazy scheme.

Fine. what about Reptile?
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10/16/2009 01:59 PM (UTC)
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*While falling, Havik grabs the ledge, and uses the momentum to springboard himself back up to the higher level, while flying up, he grabs his Morning Star, then grabs the upper ledge one handed and pulled himself up*

Havik:You tried to kill me, how chaotic, would you like to try again.

*Havik assumes his weapon stance*
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10/16/2009 02:21 PM (UTC)
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uh, sure. COLD SHOULDER! *actually does teleport kick* that chaotic enough?

hey Reppy, lets free Zaterra from Outworld.
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