: "Whoa!" (puts his hands up, creating a ice wall by instinct that Scorpian slams into - knocking himself out). "Why did he want to kill me!?" (asking Ermac)

Scorpion: (Rolls around in his sleep and says in sleep) I love pie, DIE Sub-Zero! Pie...

You might want to explain how you got into Earthrealm (Scorpion still hasn't either) before you just "drive-by hammer" someone.

EDIT: Added to work with Kahns random appearance:

: (having made a ice clone just before Kahn hit him) "What the!? Is everyone trying to kill me!? What did I do?"

: Sub-Zero you must come with us *telekinetically picks up SUb-Zero and leaves. There's alot to explain here. You were the original Sub-Zero's brother, however we made a mistake when restoring your memories, you are now , bsically, your older brother in the younger Sub's body. You killed Scorpion, who killed you back. But now thinks you are still alive, which you techincally are, Kahn doesn't know this, and since your younger brotehr fought for Earthrealm, he takes him as an enemy and a thrat. Do you comprehend what we are saying?

: "I think so, but why do you keep saying we, it's just you - there's no one else here."

Scorpion: (Scorpion teliports to where Ermac and Sub-Zero is in his sleep and, still asleep Scorpion hugs Sub-Zero and says) I love you teddy bear.

Kahn: To be honest, I mixed you up with a retard who ripped me offa 60 bucks. My bad! (Lobs an assload of Koins.) Don't sue me! (Finds a drive-by shooting at the next block.) Whazzat? I want it! (Breaks the lowrider, grabs some guns and goes psycho.)

: When we introduced ourselves to you, we said we were a group of souls in one body. Since we are more than one in a single entity, we refer to ourselves in such a manner. But now that you're out of harm's way, we have to get to the nexus.

: (places his hand on scorpions head - freezing it, then breaking it off and throwing it into a wall shattering it) "Get away from me!" (pry's scorpions headless body off of him and makes 12 ice clones of himself - disappearing among them.) EDIT: "I'm out of here." "I'll follow you Ermac, lead the way." is heard from the distance

Scorpion: (Fire grows on Scorpion's neck and he grows his head back) Whoa what happened? Is that my head over there Ermac?

: Sub-Zero, we have no chioce but to find Shang Tsung *keep in mind that Ermac doesn't know of Shang's death*


(in the Nexus)


: Noob is still unconcious, dammit Noob, what could have happened to you

Kahn: Yeah, the human known as Sub-Zero just owned you painfully. I'm done with my ghetto stuff here, so if you wanna join my imperial vanguard and potentially find the bastard and probably kill the fucker, just follow me! (Runs off to find a Shadow Preist.)

: (to Ermac) "Ok, where can we find Shang Tsung?"

*if subby is 'old subby' now, wouldn't that technically make him noob, since nood is the original subby? :)

We tore a rip in canon (lol)


: Outworld, c'mon we need to find a portal.

: "Ok, where do we start? And how do we know we have the right portal when we find it?"

: We also sensed that you were hired to kill him. WHich we're fine with, AFTER he's helped us.

*awakens from unconsciousness*
: huh, which one of you is my brother, i can sense him, oh, and who blinded me, wait, one second, one second.
*creates a shadow clone on the ground next below him, then absorbs it*
:~hey i can see, wait, i was in Outworld when i noticed a huge Shokan fist coming at my head, then i blacked out, hey is that Sub-Zero~
Hey SUBBY, whats up man, can you help me out here bro?
*looks down and sees Reptile and Ermac*
:......there's always a catch...
*generates his scythe in such a way that it cuts down the rope, making him fall*
:Ahh, oof, okay, STOP
*holds his hands out and makes a Black Hole right behind Ermac, he falls through it and lands in a Netherrealm cell made of Netherrealm Metaloid
(NetherRealm metaloid is made by Cryomancers and fire elementals in the NetherRealm Lave Pits, which burn at extremely high degrees, only those species' are capable of working here due to there temperature tolerances, and is resistant to magic)
*stumbles around like a drunk*
:Damn, now i know how Bo Rai Cho feels, anyways, my brother is more important that a fugitive, I'll kill you later on, just wait here if you would

: (Walking with Ermac) "So you need Shang Tsung's help and then I am supposed to..." (turns to look at Ermac - who is now gone) "Ermac?"

Me:Last i heard, the four of us are *In the Nexus*, so thats where i am

:Hey, Sub-Zero, wait up a sec, i must talk to you, i require your help.

EDIT:I have updated the starter post with info on the KAK system

Kahn: (At an Outworld Board of Evil Tyrants board meeting.) I will now be taking a stand...If I cannot take Earth by invasion, I shall take it...By means totally legal!

Mean Overlord: What?

Kahn: I will run for PRESIDENT OF AmE RIC A! (National Anthem plays.)

Douche: How?

Kahn: Good question! Y'see, I'll kidnap a candidate, and replace him with a totally believable story and skills to boot, hopefully amping my chances of being President, leading the most powerful country of all Earthrealm!

(Board cheers.)

:hmm, do you ever get the feeling that in a random meeting somewhere the fate of Earthrealm no longer matters because it will be destroyed in about 24 hours due to a half baked plan regarding control? No? well neither have I, but that was oddly specific
*shock and awe*
:you know what, i just got that feeling...wow

: NOOB! *spits acid at him, stunning him* DAMN YOU!! *activates brutality like combo, near srippling Noob* You're coming with me I have some qestions *takes Noob to the living forest*

What happened to your body? There were two.
What happened to your memories?
Where is Shinnok?
Why would you be so stupid as to send Kahn's greatest sorceror, Ermac, to the netherealm, the realm Shinnok resides in? And you know he can teleport right?

Scorpion: Maybe I should go check on Noob and Reptile. (teleports to where Noob and Reptile are) How is everything goin.... why are we in the Living Forest?

Kahn: Hm...How to manipulate to my favor...Kidnap, kidnap, kidnap... (Watches Presidential Debate.) OOH! That's it! I'll bust in then! Just like Ralph Nader!

: (Looks around noticing he is alone again after Reptile took the strange black ninja with him into one of the portals.) "Well, that was not very helpful. I'm right back where I started. Alone and in an unknown place." (Shakes his head)