YOLO!

How about dropping the "Academy"? Or the "High School". Either way, everyone will be aware that there's an educational institution involved and the title won't be too long.

Ok, How About Mortal kombat School or Mortal Kombat High School?

Monday

Today is the first day of Mortal Kombat High.The Principal Mr.Kahn Was on the Loud Speaker,He said..."Attention All Students of Mortal Kombat High! Welcome to your new school,You will be told who your dorm partner is.You also will be told which class you are in.Thank you."He said as he finished announcing his speech.
Then another announcement was made by Sindel Kahn. "All Students report to the cafeteria,I repeat all students report to the cafeteria Thank you."
Mr.Kahn:Welcome all my students to your new High School,I am your principal Mr.Kahn. Now first period today you all have Homeroom.I'm going to say the groups of people who share a dorm room.
Scorpion,Sub-zero,Frost.
Noob,Smoke,Tanya.
Cyrax,Sektor,Li-Mei.
Ermac,Rain,Kira
Liu-Kang,Kung-Lao,Kitana.
Johnny Cage,Reiko,Scarlet.
Kano,Jax,Sonya.
Kabal,Stryker,Jade.
Mavado,Kenshi,Nitara.
Reptile,Mileena,Sareena. Okay thats it, Everybody who I just called Mr.Chi is your home room,But first go to your dorms,You have 1hr and 30min. before class starts.

Lets go to Scorpion's Dorm.
Scorpion:*High Fives Sub*Whats up man! Thought you were going to Capcom Academy?
Sub-Zero:Nahh man,That school is gay with a bunch of bitches.
Frost:Umm hello!
Sub-Zero:Good to see you again Frosty Flake.
Frost:Thanks,Ice Cube.
Scorpion:What is this some kind of sick relationship between you two,Cuz those names are sick.
Sub-Zero:Really Scorp?
Frost:We dated before,sooo...... Scorpion:What eva.

Lets Zoom in on Liu's Dorm.

Liu:Okay she's soo hot.
Kung:Go talk to her then.
Liu:Nahh im too...too...
Kung:Too P*ssy!
Liu: D... Kitana:Excuse me? Kung:Oh...I was talking to him,He's too scared to tell a girl he thinks she's cute! Kitana:Well You should tell her how you feel,Even if she's dating someone else. Liu:Th..Thanks. Kitana:No problem. Kung:Thats all you had to do.Kung whispered. First Period:HomeRoom/Science Mr.Chi:Welcome,Students and good morning,As you should know I'm your homeroom Teacher and this is science any questions? Stryker:Are you gay? Class:*Laughs* Mr.Chi:(Are you gay you little prick.) Kurtis go to the Dean's office! Kurtis:WTF I just asked a question! Class:*Laughs* Mr.Chi:All of you will do a project about Space. Class:WTF???!!?? Smoke:Isn't that fifth grade work? Mr.Chi:Actually,I'm starting you off with easy work, Then the hard stuff comes.I will put guys into groups of 6. Ok that was pretty boring,Skip to lunch.Some boys sat with girls and vise versa. Johnny:Hey Beautiful. Scarlet:Hello,Johnny. Johnny:Why are you sitting all alone here? Scarlet:I don't have that many friends and i just moved here. Johnny:Oh,Well I could be your BoyFriend. Scarlet:*Blushes* Oh....Well last time I had a boyfriend our relationship it didn't end out well. Zooming into Their free period. Rain:*Whistles* Hello kitty. Kitana:Hey Rain. Rain:You look really pretty today. Kitana:Thanks.What do want? Rain:Well to start off the year the school is having a talent show in a few weeks,and i wanted to know if you would dance with me and a couple of other people? Kitana:What kind of dancing? Rain:Edenian. Kitana:I'll think about it. Rain:Great. Two new students come in very late due to plane delay but they made it. Gym Time. Sheeva:Okay girls we are gonna be playing soccer.But first we have a new student in your class. Jade:Why didn't he or she come when we came? Sheeva:She came late due to plane delay.Her name is Paris Monroe from London. Paris:Hello. Girls Gym:*Completely silent.*

Calm down with the emoticon spam. - Ninja_Mime

Paris from London, LOL! Anyway stop posting so many smileys, man, you can get banned you know

As far as I've been on this site, no one has gotten a banhammer smacked at their accounts for overusing smilies. It's just an annoying thing to see...

I dunno, then. I've just seen somewhere something that saying, that if you add too much smileys, you get banned or something like that.

How about we make a universe where everyone is in that institution Raiden got trapped in during his episode of Legacy? Remember that? Yeah...

this had potential... perhaps more ina chibi-comic kinda way, with sharp dialogues this could've worked out right. Could've. . .