Raiden is on the toilet dropping a thunder deuce, when he sees something earth shattering: he's out of toilet paper. He flushes and begins to look around the bathroom for extra TP, to no success. He walks out of the bathroom and runs into Scorpion, immediately challenging Raiden to Mortal Kombat. Raiden wins on moves in his quest for more TP. Around the corner he finds Quan Chi and Shinnok laughing in an evil cackle as they reveal there was plenty of TP in the bathroom but knew Raiden would use it after chowing down on Kotal Kahn's baked beans. When Raiden demands a roll of TP, Quan Chi raises his army of the defeated Earthrealm warriors to do battle with the Thunder God. It was a tough fight, but Raiden finally succeeds, but Quan Chi and Shinnok are nowhere to be found. Raiden enters the 1st floor lobby and asks the receptionist for TP, but the receptionist is none other than a mirror image of himself. The mirror image tells Raiden "hurry, it's not over", and vanishes. Raiden does not understand this cryptic message, but continues on his mission for more TP. Raiden takes the elevator and goes up to the 2nd floor, the door opens and is greeted by Sub Zero. Sub Zero explains he also is looking for TP, Raiden and Sub Zero to join together in their quest. The two exhaustively search throughout the 2nd floor but are unable to locate the heavily sought after TP. Raiden receives a vision, he sees himself on his knees with both hands clasping this stomach. Sub Zero asks what is wrong, Raiden replies he is having visions again, and that a horrible event is soon approaching. He believes not locating the TP will have disastrous consequences. The two agree to make haste in their search, taking the elevator to the 3rd floor. There they find signs of the restroom and immediately walk in that direction. When they open the door and enter the restroom, they are disappointed to find that this restroom is also without TP. Just then, the door opens and Kai walks in to use the restroom. When he is informed by Raiden and Sub Zero that there is no TP, and that Quan Chi and Shinnok are responsible, Kai agrees to join them in bringing justice to the Nether Realm and be prepared to use the restroom at a later time. The three walk towards the elevator but are stopped by Reptile, who challenges Kai to Mortal Kombat. Kai succeeds, but are disappointed to find that Reptile disabled the elevator forcing the three...to take the stairs. The steps the three took up the stairs only made matter worse for their bowels, forcing Raiden to stop at his tracks for another vision, a vision of Raiden sprinting down a hall but ultimately slowing down and holding the railbars of the stairs cyring "NOOOO!" The three enter the fourth floor and witness the floor is full of Tarkatan warriors beginning the third shift. The tarkatans, led by their supervisors Baraka and Mileena, battle Raiden, Kai and Sub Zero. It was a grueling fight but Raiden, Sub Zero and Kai are victorious. Raiden suddenly falls to his knees, clasping his stomach. He orders Kai and Sub Zero to check the next floors above separately to hasten their chances of finding the desired TP. They do so, Raiden calls out to Fujin and the elder gods to assist in finding the TP. The elder gods respond that they are unable to intervene, leaving Raiden on his own. Meanwhile on an unidentified floor in the building, Shinnok and Quan Chi laugh as they reflect on their evil deeds. Shinnok walks into the restroom and sees it, too, is out of TP. Shinnok asks Quan Chi for some TP, but Quan Chi refuses. Shinnok discovers the "skull" on Quan Chi's chest isn't a skull at all, but a capsule where Quan Chi has locked the last of the TP. The two fight for this treasured item, but Shinnok is defeated and left aside by Quan Chi to suffer in agony. Raiden runs up to the next floors, and in both he finds Kai and Sub zero collapsed to the floor in shame, knowing full well their fates will soon be his until he finds the TP. He runs up the stairs but soon stops dead in his tracks, holding on to the railbar like never before. He tries with all his might to hold himself in, and succeeds but knows the next will be the one. Raiden reaches the final floor, atop the building where Quan Chi holds the TP in his hand...over the ledge of the building. Raiden attempts to convince Quan Chi of the evil he commits puts so many at risk for a terrible fate, and that he now, at this very time, can make amends for the horrors he's committed years ago. Quan Chi is tempted by Raiden's offer, but would rather see Raiden defeated and suffer. Raiden challenges Quan Chi to mortal kombat, if Raiden loses he will suffer as Quan Chi wishes and give him his soul, if Raiden wins Quan Chi will hand over the TP. The two fight, and Raiden wins. Raiden takes possession of Quan Chi's TP, and looks back to see Quan Chi has vanished. As Raiden looks at the TP again, he realizes it's not TP at all but white duct tape. Quan Chi still has the real TP. Rather than seek out the TP, Raiden uses his shirt for TP, finishes his business, and burns down the building.

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