These are good.

Make one for Mokap or Stryker.

okay heres one on Mokap, i do more when i think of them. I do take request for endings.

Mokap and blaze in fighting stance

Quin chi: round one fi...

Director: No no, wrong. kat. First off, Quan chi that was not evil enough. (points to me)and you, spell this guys name right (i shrug). Alright people from the begining.

Mokap and blaze in fighting stance

Quan chi: round one fi...

Scorpion: I asked for coke damn it. I hate pepsi.

Sub-zero: whats wrong with pepsi.

Scorpion: It reminds me of YOU( throws chair and shots spear and hit a camera guy) GET OVER (blood curtling scream) oops.

Quan chi: SCORPION!

Director: Are we done (everyone is quite) Good lets take this to the top

Johny Cage: I'm back from sub-way now. Who ordered the tuna sandwich.

Directer:sigh

Jax: thats mine

Director: SHUT UP EVERYONE!( looks up at me) What did i tell you

Myself: I'm sorry

Director: You better. Now back from the top

Mokap and blaze in fighting stance

Quan chi: round one fi...

lights fall on blaze and knocks him out

blaze: ooww.

Baraka is above laughing

Director: oh for get i quite. ( throws down hat)

quan chi: uh oh

Director walks out the door

Johny Cage: uh... ed boon will understand this is ending we need before the next week release date right.

All other characters go bug eyed

Haha, the first one really reminds me of the Twisted Metal endings, except in this one instead of the Genie screwing Noob, Noob screws the Genie. I found that to be entertaining.

And I like the "Behind-The-Scenes" style for the second one. It shows a brighter and less professional side to the MK world, which is a great break from the bloody serious fighting.

Good stuff... I don't have any requests, but I'm willing to read anyones.

thank you guys for the compliments Now scorpions ending Edit: I DID SOMETHING WRONG WITH THE SPOILER, SO DON'T READ THIS IF YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT SCORPIONS ENDING. I AM SORRY.(I am also sorry for typen in caps, but i felt it wouldn't be fair to ruin the ending for you.) this has part of his ending. After defeating blaze, a cloud of smoke appears. When the smoke disappear, a women and a weird looking abomination are there. Scorpion instantly reconized them as his wife and amafidite child. Scorpion wanted to cry, but instead huged his family. Scorpion:(sigh)its finally over. wife: its okay, were here now.

Child:gggaaahhhhh...

Scorpion: Now with quan chi out of the way, i can finally know peace.

wife: and good ridense too. I was almost worried you would kill that poor lin kuei. I'm just glad you two worked things out liked civalized men.

Scorpion:Umm...yeah...like civalized men (laughs nervously).

Wife:you two did work things out...did you

Child:ggggaaaaahhhh...

Scorpion: Of...course we...did. INEVERSOKETOHIMAGAIN. Now why don't you and i find a red roof inn and...

Wife:WAIT...you never said sorry?

Scorpion...

wife: you better go...

Scorpion:there is no way

wife: back to earth and...

Scorpion:in hell that i...

wife: say your sorry for

Scorpion:NEVER!!!

wife:IF YOU DON'T SAY SORRY RIGHT NOW, YOUR SLEEPING OUTSIDE YOUNG MAN!!!!!

Scorpion turns bright, starts gumbling while his mask is steaming

at the lin kuei headquarter
Scorpion with a thing of flowers and box of candy, knocks on the door. Sub-zero opens the door, looks at scorpion, then at his feet, then at scorpion.

Scorpion:(in an angry tone)look..i...realized i was an asshole, and you didnt kill my family...oh, how am i going to say this, i'm...(gulps) sorry. I bought you some candy. They were expessive.

Sub-zero looks at box of candy, then at scorpion. He snatchs the box of candy from scorpions hand and slams the door.

Scorpion: So were good right

Behind the door, sub-zero: Ewww, i hate coconut (opens door and throws it at scorpion face.)

Scorpion removing spatter chocolate: You soon of a @#$%h. I gonna @#$ken kill you, you @#$$#N @#$% eating peice of @#$t.

pounds down with both hands

Scorpion:GET OUT OF THERE!!!(scorpion notices someone watching)

Scorpion:GET THE CAMERA AWAY FROM ME.( camera man tries to run) GET THE CAMERA AWAY FROM HERE. I GONNA KICK YOUR $%^&EN ASS.

Camera man: no again

Scorpion throws spear at his face

Scorpion:GET OVER HERE!!!
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I only read the Noob one. Pretty unfunny. Not much to say, just.... not funny.

that was pretty good especially when the camara guy says:"not again"

Sorry i couldn't make you laugh Zentile. Oh kidkombat, thanks you for your replay.

do one fer shujinko you could have him regain his youth by getting turned into a baby lol

I only read Noob saibot and Mokap.

Its funny and I like the idea of director and camera mans involve in ending as well.

thanks guys, i'll be working on those requests.

your welcome

I want to see Boraicho!

still have to work on those requests, but heres another one

Quan chi's ending

Quan chi defeats blaze. He enters a dark cave with a fireball floating above his hand. He looks around cautously making his way to the end, till he heard something growl.

Quan chi: what was that?

He hears a barking noise from a puppy.

Quan chi:(goes bug eyed) MAX! IS THAT YOU?

He hears max barking and puppy feet paddling. quan chi runs up to the cut puppy and embrass's it in his arms. Quan chi starts crying.

Quan chi: Oh max, i found you. I have finally found you. You have no idea of how many centuries of searching. The things i did to find you. the lieing, the cheating, the killing, all this i did for...(Quan chi gets horrified)...Gasp, what have i done. (looks down at max) I have to make this up to everyone.

Mean while at a local bar in the middle of nowhere, Raiden, shang, sub-zero, scorpion, baraka and Noob saibot are all talking about where Quan chi is, so they can get them for screwing them.

Shang: Look, you don't know Quan chi. But he already knows we are ploting against him and has already made a counter attack.

Raiden: (sarcastic) No way. I would have never have known that. Oh and you have a bright idea.

Scorpion: At least shang won't be an asshole and let shujinko nearly get us killed.

Raiden: You know what, i had about enough of you #$%^en attitude. (noob glares at the camera man and throws a star at him, and camera man dies). all you do is bitch, bitch bitch, about oh i messed up and sub-zero murder, oh i been had by Quan chi, oh i got the wrong sizes boots at pay less...

Scorpion: (throws down a chair) why don't you come here and say that.

Shang: ( gets in the middle) hold it the news is on.

Tv reporter: And this just in, a strange pale man has entered america and has found a cure for AIDS. No one is sure where he came from, be we were able to get this footage.

Quan chi is surrounded by camera men and reporters.
Quan chi: I just want to help the good people around the world. I have to make up for all the terrible things i have done.

All mk characters at the bar are looking in disbeilf.

Noob: The hell

Baraka: That little

Sub-zero: (fist tighten in a ball) That son of a bitch

Shang: i told you he would do this Raiden.

Raiden: We don't have time for arguing. We have to stop that man before he destory's all the realms. Lets get em.

Every mk character in that room: Yeah.

Meanwhile, back in american, Quan chi is walking down the stairs of the white house, being harrassed by reporters. He walks up to his dog max.

quan chi: We did it. We did it. We the two of us, we can make the world a better place.

Max: ruff

Quan chi: Yes i know its ruff, but we'll make it through...

Scorpion: There's that bastard

Quan chi: what the...

Shang: You thought you can get the best of us.

Quan chi: no wait its not what it looks like

Sub-zero: I'll make you pay for what you did to my brother

Noob: (glares at sub-zero) Yeah, you should have given this guy a back bone. Maybe he would get somewhere.

Sub-zero:(glares at noob) Screw you

Raiden: Now you will pay with your...(notices quan chi is gone) where did he go.

Baraka has his blades out chasing Quan chi and his dog.

quan chi: run max run. don't let him catch you. (glares at them all) if you touch max, i make sure everyone of you is dead.

lol, i'm really enjoying these, cant wait to see who you do next.

so thats why he was evil, he just wanted his puppy, well he would deserve what he may get after he screwed every character and there grandmother in universe.

Now shujinko's

Shujinko defeats blaze, and now see's scorpion being irritated. Scorpions gives shujinko a belt.

Scorpion: heres you go you little @#$%h. Heres the belt that makes you the champion of the elder gods.

Shujinko: (gasp) I have always wanted this.

Scorpion (rolling his eyes if he could): what every

Shujinko: Now i can make it up for( stomachs starts to rumble)...oh, i shouldn't of had that for lunch. (holds his pants and walks up to scorpion) Is there a bathroom here. I have to go.

Scorpion: NOOO!! Why would there be a bathroom.

Shujinko: Oh crap.

Goes to outworld.

Shujinko: Can i use your bathroom.

Female Villager: Well to tell you the truth...(tarkatan attack village) no, i just knitted that.

Shujinko (nows my chance to earn the right to use her bathroom): I'll defeat these jerks and save your knitting.

Runns super fast and jumps kicks baraka and beats up the rest of them. the tarkatan are about to press forward, till shujinko farted. They scream in horror of that rancid smell,and run for their dear lives.

Shujinko goes back to the women

Shujinko: Can i use your bathroom.

Villager: i was trying to tell you that our toilet isn't working. the whole village is like this. Shoa kahn is making us pay, for supporting edenia.

shujinko: You have to be kidding me.

Goes to special forces headquarter

Shujinko: I need to use your bathroom.

Sonya: You can't use our bathroom. Only special forces members can use them. Besides, theres one across the street at Mcdonalds.

shujinko: But there toilets are horrible.

Sonya: I don't care. If your not arresting black and red dragon members, you can't be a special forces members. Therefore, you can't use the bathrooms.

Kenshi: Maybe sub-zero will let you us his

Shujino:Really. Were is he?

Kenshi: In antartica. No excuse me, i have to use the bathroom.

Shujinko: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Goes to antartica, ready to shit his pants.

Sub-zero: You didn't complete the mission, for how long!!!??? Ten years. Ten @#$%ing years.

Shujinko: But i can't hold it any longer.

Sub-zero: I can't believe they made you a lin kuei. You can't even hold it in any more, let alone get an artifact. Is that too much for yea...

Shujinko farted making the loudest noise ever. The lin kuei temple clapses and crushs the camera guy,15 lin kuei member, and sub-zeros pet polar bear princess...to death.

Shujinko: Oh thats pleasant. Now i have to get myself a new pair of pants.

sub-zero (haveing steam forming over his head, and turing bright red):AAAAArrrrrgggggggggg.(starts straggling shujinko) You stuipd son of a bitch. You know how long that took me to mak.. (shujinko kicks him in the nuts) awwww (sees shujinko running for his life and chases him).

In a throne room of the Neitherealm, Quan chi is holding a wedding cerrimorie for a female oni thats uglier than moloch and a brother hood of shadow.

Quan chi: We gather here this day to honor...

Shujinko (runs by): escuse me

Sub-zero (chasing him with kori blade): I'M GONNA KILL YOU!

Quan chi looks horrified and walks away slowly.

In sadia

Hotaru: It is agenst the law to drink beer in this realm, regardless that it doesn't have acholo

Havik: But whats the point. I can't get drunk

Hotaru: ITS THE FUCKING LAW( looks around) WHERES THE CAMERA GUY. HE'S SUPPOSE TO CENSOR THESE WORDS.

Havik: What wrong with saying fuck

Hotaru: Don't push me

Shujinko( runs by):AaAAAAAAAahHHHHHHHHhhh!!!

Sub-zero (swinging kori blade): I'm gonna make you wish that dumb lizard murdered you!!!

Hotaru: HEY YOU DIDN'T LOOK BOTH WAYS BEFORE CROSSING.

Hotaru starts running after them

Havik:Hey i was trying to piss him off. Oh well, this looks like random fun.

Havik runs after them.

In edenia

Shujinko pounds on the castle door.

Shujinko (looks at sub-zero coming his way):LET ME IN LET ME IN.

Inside palace, mileena is pretending to be kitannia still.

Mileena: who is it

Shujinko: Its shujinkos, champions of the elder...OH MY GOD, HE'S GONNA KILL ME. Please let me in let me in(starts crying)

Mileena: Wait you scared baraka right

shujinko (remembers insident in outworld);YES

Mileena: oh come in then, i have a special job for yeah...

atleast shujinko will get to use sindels bathroom is milenna lets him live.hey he realy is the champion of the eldergods with the belt scorps gave em.maybe they will help the elderly jinko.


[hears a knocking at the frount door]

i'm comming, keep your shirt on.

[opens the door to see shujinko in the white primary clothes]
hua
shujinko: can i use you washer and dryer as well as the bathroom.
me: if you sware not to poop on the carpets.
shujinko/ deal.[runs to the bathroom]
me/ man i thought it was just a game.
[hears a knocking at the frount door]
now what.......
[opens the door to see sub-zero with kori blade in hand]
sub-zero/ is shujinko here
me/ no but i saw him
sub-zero/ where
me/ he go thatom way
[points to the house of my hated neibor]
sub-zero/ thanks
[gose in the neibors house and starts to tear it down looking for shujinko]
me/ well, thats two problems solved jinko owes me
[closes the door]
me/ now to my real komic
[hears a knocking at the frount door]
me/....................
[opens the door to see scorpion]
me/ no sub-zero and quan chi aren't here.
scorpion/ i have arived for you...
me/ ................shit. why dose it go bad, well bring it on ghost.
[scorpion takes out a piaza with extra cheese and pepers]
scorpion/ thats 35.60 for.........jonny cage wrong damn address
[scorpion vanishes in a ball of fire]
me/ooooooooooooooooookay.
[closes the door]
me/ now i
[hears a knocking at the frount door]
me/ great..........
[opens the door to see ryu from sf]
ryu/ is the shaolin monk liu kang here
me/ wrong address
ryu/ sorry
[i close the door when he gose only to have someone knock]
me/.........
[opens the door to have havik punch me in the face]
me/oooooouch, what the fuck.....
havik/ april fools fer next year......
[runs away whileinsanely laughing]
me/ i hate that skeletor look alike
[closes the door]
shujinko/ thanks, i needed to go in the way that you won't ever want ta know.
[phone rings]
me/ well its a change
[picks up the phone]
me/ heeeeeeeeeelooooooooo.
...../do you have prince albert in a can
[hears shao kahn laughing]
me/ hey is this shao kahn
kahn/.................no
[hangs up]
me/ i really need to get the house out of the listing in the yellow pages.......
[phone rings]
me/damn
[picks up]
me/ hello
milenna/ i want put me sharp teeth on you....
me/ wrong number.
[hangs up]
[shujinko looks at the tv wondering what it is]
shujinko/ this is a odd piece......
[he turns it on and it scares the crap outta him]
shujinko/DIE EVILPORTAL
[usses the spear scorpion gave him and usses the harpoon on the tv]
me/[in my darth vader voise]nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
shujinko/ hua
me/ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
shujinko/........................
me/ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
shujinko/ are you done yeat
me/not quite.......ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
alright i'm done, but you are getting me a new television bub
shujinko/ what did i do now
[hears a knocking at the frount door]
me/ hold that for a moment......
[opens the door to see scorpion again]
me/ i didn't order a piaza
scorpien/ but the guy said 250 h street i even got the right address
shujinko/ these are mine
[takes the piazas and gives the dilivery ninja his money]
[i close the door]
me/ you ordered piaza while you were temporally..............indissposed
shujinko/ i got really hungry
me/ you son of a
[hears a knocking at the frount door]
me/ i'll get to you soon
[opens the door to see raiden in his light clothes]
raiden/ earthrealm is in great peril
shujinko/ i didn't do it i was here i never had a
raiden/ no i'm not talking about you jinko....
shujinko/ oooooooo
raiden/ i need you both to enter the mortal kombat tournament
me/ but i'm not a warrior i'm a black belt in karate.
raiden/ that is as close as i need to a true warrior
[raiden grabs me and shujinko]
me/mommy..........
[raiden teleports us with him as he exits, smoke walks in the open passage and sees jinkos paizza's on the counter]
smoke/ hmmmmmmmmmm
[looks arround to see if anybody is there]
smoke/............yoink.
[steals the piazas and runs]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA, I can't help it! You have to make more!

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