The Shokanic Bible
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posted02/06/2005 12:53 AM (UTC)by
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HP-Mason
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02/03/2005 02:28 AM (UTC)
When I was in 2nd grade (I was in 2nd grade when the 2nd MK was released), I got sick of organized religion (I went to a Catholic school), so as a joke that I found pretty funny, I wrote a bible with it's main deity being Shao Kahn. It took about a month (it was an on-the-side hobby; you don't get much homework in 2nd grade), but it was finally finished. Funny part was, so many people actually believed it (and these kids were teens!). It was great! I just stumbled upon it the other day, and everything came back to me. So, being the man with too much time as I am, I am currently rewriting it. I'm on the sixth chapter in the Book of Kahn. Oh, I cant wait until it's finished.
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02/03/2005 09:56 PM (UTC)
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You're joking right? Anyway, I too don't believe in religious organisations, but I do believe in God.

Just watch what you write, please, okay?
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HP-Mason
02/03/2005 11:52 PM (UTC)
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Well, I guess you gotta read it to understand. It's not blasphemous; it doesn't praise Kahn as a god, it looks up to him as an idle; theres a difference.
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02/04/2005 04:41 AM (UTC)
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Thou shall not create any idle images...

But that is a whole nother argument so im just gonna sit this one out.
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Shadaloo
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02/04/2005 07:19 PM (UTC)
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Let's all let our sense of humor flow, shall we? Personally, I'd love to see this.
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02/04/2005 08:24 PM (UTC)
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I'm curious. But please don't create further "idols", lol.
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Jaded-Raven
02/05/2005 10:49 AM (UTC)
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Come on, just look at this as a fan project, nothing more!!!
It's not like he's gonna go around the world and spread this as a religion! It's just fun, right?!
Just don't turn this in a Religion War.
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Siduu101
02/05/2005 05:58 PM (UTC)
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RedScorpio Wrote:
Just don't turn this in a Religion War.


I believe they will start one sooner than you think, just come back in two days.grin
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HP-Mason
02/05/2005 11:14 PM (UTC)
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(Nervously looks around...) ...Yes. ...Fake...

Heh, I'm just joking. I'm just writing it to write something for creative purposes; if some want to follow it, let them, it's their choice. But don't scold me for it if people do, for I haven't encouraged them.
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fedegita
02/05/2005 11:35 PM (UTC)
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i cant wait, sounds pretty cool!
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HP-Mason
02/06/2005 12:53 AM (UTC)
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Well, you won't be waiting long; it's almost finished. And it's fairly large, so I'm going to sell it off of Cafe Press for around $5-$10 (which price should I use; of course I'll post a couple chapters for good reading)
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