VenoMark Wrote:|Khaos| Wrote:
You know, I thought you were a decent guy, thought you'd be smart enough to attack anyone but me. Guess I gave you more credit than you deserved, but for gods sake, will you please shut up. Reading your horrible attempts to make someone look like a fool is like watching a retard fuck a door knob. I think it's funny how you get off telling animators how there jokes aren’t funny, but I have yet to see you say something that could make a toddler chuckle. But if you're such a funny man, cash your minimum wage pay check , find the first gray hound bus to the closest piss-drunk bar you have, and make one of those fat rednecks laugh. Even if you have to pleasure them, then come back to this thread and tell me how this pun is pathetic.
You're quite the whippersnapper, maybe you should just stick to fakes.... Or maybe you should just get off everyone’s nuts, and go back to your paid-off hiatus from the community... You never answered my one question for you : You knew who the one "MARKOFTHEVENO" was, were you that embarrassed of yourself that you needed to have someone basically make a new introduction for yourself? I liked you better when you weren’t around.
Thought I'd be smart enough to attack anyone but you? What are you going to do?--Recycle some of my old insults, butcher them, and throw them back at me? Close to 90% of the intended slurs you chuck at other users, whether it be through AIM, IRC, or your own forum, have once been used by me. Is this because I'm unoriginal? No, it's not that. It's just the fact that you refuse to tell yourself that you're not original enough to even alter an insult, fill it with your own synonyms, and even if you do, it's just in capital letters or an obscenity.
Reading your "horrible attempts to make someone look like a fool" is more like watching a bundle of retards playing dodgeball with a Helium-packed balloon. They just bounce off the closest target and drift away harmlessly and aimlessly. You ripped off only one insult so far, which is kind of surprising: "...a retard fuck a door knob", which I used to assault my good friend dragonj87, and he really is a good friend. Oh yes, I know we had our disagreements, but, unlike attention-deficient disorderly, I can forgive. Though, as you know so well, I never forget.
I think it's even more entertaining not how you assault me, but how you do it in a thread, out in the open, but won't have a private, guarded "war," if you will. But I digress. You say you have yet to see something that could make a toddler chuckle, yet you have yet to perform that act as well. Knocking off my insults won't get you anywhere, chica; produce something off the top of your own head, and don't pick through the recycling recepticle for insults generated by the veteran of the art. That last attack about my minimum wage check kind of made me laugh, seeing as how your masculinity was at its finest, as you exhibited such brash adulthood by quitting your job based solely on two very mature facts: your boss was gay, and you *whines* were forced to stay after work following the temporary absence of your replacement. Cry me a river until grains of salt start wreaking havoc on your corneas. That'll get you know respect from any employer, or any working man. Well, unless you're a lady. *laughs* The remainder of your latter bashing is just rambling trash, so that'll go ignored.
Maybe I should stick to fakes? When did I drift away from that? What in Hell does that have to do with anything? I can go on to say, "Maybe you should stick to swapping the position of tables and regarding that as a new layout on a failing website," but that has little to no bearing on this conversation.
Another stolen statement: "...get off everyone’s nuts..." Go on, claim that everyone uses that or has always used that, or even that you utilized that statement before you even met me. I've heard it all. I'm used to people knocking off a lot of what I say. I'm an original guy, hence why I'm so much better than you at...well, everything.
I never answered a lot of your questions, Khaos. I just never found you respectable enough to confide in, or spill upon information held in private with one or more individuals. I didn't get anyone to generate and then implement the use of the username "MarkoftheVeno". The individual who chose to do that did it before I even slipped out of my hiatus. I told you this several times. Read it over a few more times; I'm sure it'll sink in at some point.
You like to claim you're a veteran. You're not. You have a lot of visits, yes, but barely anyone outside of your--and I put emphasis on this next term--
dying website knows your name. If you posted something here, most of them would reply in the form of, "Wow! Nice first fake! 5/5!" You're not very good at much of anything, especially fake pictures, and even when MKRocket and I attempted to usher you into our higher statuses by providing to you, on a number of occasions, a few tutorials, you didn't understand a word we were saying. Go back to MKOutworld, and stick to making yourself look like a stool-nosed newbie.
I'm not letting this ruin the thread following this statement, but if you choose to continue and make biased, fallacious statements targeted at me, then I'll be coerced into responding at some point. If you would like to continue making yourself look like a community college professor, please do so through MKOnline's conveniant personal messaging system, or query me through IRC. Hell, if you want to keep this in the open, join me in #comixodez, or #flawless. You always know where to find me, kid.
The_Truth Wrote:
Heh, I did actually snicker when I first saw that. It would have been a little funnier to me if you had Stryker and his gun there playing Elmer Fudd but that's just me.
Haha, that actually isn't too bad an idea. Have him glancing from behind a tree at some late point in the animation. Of course, that idea's been ass-raped so many times, I don't know if it'll have the humorous effect one would expect.
MKOnlines quote feature isn't too fancy, so you'll have to bare with everything that is being said. Match it up with each paragraph... But if you're not that smart, we all already understand.
So this is what a ignorant douche bag sounds like, Hm.. I find it oh-so funny how you think you created any decent insult in this chat, I also find you to be a complete jackass. Do you honestly think you have created any good insult? Are you that much of a ignorant buffoon where you would like to trademark a insult? You're a fucking moron, how’s that for a insult. Did you think of that one too? My oh my, you're just too cunning for everyone. Go back to that pig infested barn where you can watch your mother get knocked the fuck out by her abuse boy friend.
GG.
Right, go ahead and once again put your head further in your ass than it already is. I'm not here to read about your pathetic little bitch fest on which you almost broke a friendship , I also don’t think your piss poor judgment of me "ripping off insults" can be clarified by someone such as yourself.. You're not original, you just claim everything is yours. Go watch a few more Adam Sandler movies, snag some insults, claim them as your own. Go on, the whole forum is waiting for you to make yourself look like an idiot -- again.
I really can't emphasis enough how retarded you are coming off to me right now, you're a failure, do you honestly think that people just take everything from you? Hahaha, I lied about my statement earlier -- maybe you can be funny, maybe this is all a big joke. And maybe you're not such a blatant dick head....
K, notify me when you can make a semi decent insult, that doesn't evolve people ripping off insults. Which you have nailed down by the way. And really, really bad attempts to make fun of me and my job. Show me where I picked through insults, please. Oh yeah, try not to find a mIRC or aim log that is well over 2 months old, and consider it a "rip off". It won't do you any good, either does breathing. Just quit both.
Babble? Retardation for the win. GG.
Everything? If you consider everything being a hormone infesting girl, than you've got that nailed down. Besides that, you have fakes, and well.. That's just about a extremely detailed summery of your existence.
Oh shit, before I forget. *Tosses you a hair net*, you're better at cleaning dishes too. Now you missed a spot, clean it, bitch.
And who would be a respectable person to share with? I'm not respectable enough for you to tell me all your murder plans about you wanting to strip your mothers boyfriends life away? I must be stupid, to not find that confiding. Or maybe you're even more fucked up in real life, than how fucked up you already are when you're hiding behind a computer screen.
Ok, I'm not a veteran, I've been around the MK community since 2000. Nope, I'm not a veteran at all. You do realize that I have had other MKOnline accounts, right? You do know, that I use to go by other terms and that MKOnline doesn't have a username change feature... Hrm... You should consider thinking before you hit the submit button, you can re-read all of your bullshit before everyone else has to.
I've made plenty of good fakes, I didn't understand a word of it? Are you fucking mad? Now you're just getting desperate and throwing out any sort of lack-witted insult you can think of. You have never helped me on anything, I attempted to have you help me with a fake, but I wasn't in to listening to you tell me how to do something for one second, then complain about your mother the next. Hence: "I'm sort of busy... I'll IM you in a bit", of course, you never did get the fucking hint to shut up.
If MKOutworld is so dead, why did you throw a hissy fit when you got banned the first time? Why did you continue visiting the site once you were banned. Because it's dying? I wasn't aware that a dying site gets over 5000 unique IP hits per month. Clumsy me, It's dying a slow and horrible death. Yeah... Right...
I choose not to find you, AIM has a nifty block button for those pesky faggots that just won't go away.
I can't wait for your response, I'm so excited to see how I ripped everything off you, and I just can't wait to read more about my personal decision to quit a job. Fuuuuuuuuun!!!
