I thought there were more than this?

Awesome shit.

That review was pretty funny. He's never heard of Defenders of the Realm? Maybe Goro can tell him about it. He'd find it funny.

My favourtie quotes...
-Rayden has the incredibly ability to control the weather, and while that usually ends up with a few scattered lightning bolts, he can also create rain. This explains why he turned his head into a giant wacky umbrella.

-Hey, I love Bison as much as the next guy, but can Bison open four cans of Coors at once? Nope, only Goro. Also: Bison would throw away the cans when finished. Goro would probably eat them. He's way more fun.

-Rayden swears that it's not impossible to defeat Goro, and then spews off some bullshit about facing your fears and believing in yourself as being the key to victory. Right, Rayden. I'm sure I'll beat the six-hundred pound alien hydra if I just keep telling myself 'I think I can, I think I can.'

-I wish they would've got the guy in the Goro costume out there for a sit-down interview. Come on, imagine Goro sitting there peddling the movie as an exciting family adventure. Actually, if you picture Goro doing anything besides beheading his opponents, it's always funny. Picture him watching football. Funny. Picture him walking a dog. Funny. Picture him eating a dog. God I love Goro.

lmao, I cried with laughter.

OMFG why wasnt the cast interveiws on the MK DVD?

This is obsured.

I loved that review, couldn't stop laughing for more than 30 seconds the entire time I was reading.

About Goro: "Why is his head shaped like a hairy strawberry?"