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MadameBordella Wrote:
Yes. Yes, she is. But that's why we love her so much.
Spider804 Wrote:
Oh, Mileena!
You crazy girl!
Oh, Mileena!
You crazy girl!
Yes. Yes, she is. But that's why we love her so much.
But of course it is.
Right now I wish I was that teddy in your drawing.

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AWESOME! LOL
That was adorable.
That had me FLOORED! Especially, the fact that the MK anatomy has an obscene amount of features. Oh and when he was sucking on the lollipop. XD
That was adorable.
SmokeNc-017 Wrote:
The part that made me laugh the most was Khan looking through the MK anatomy book. Something about him wearing specs over his mask made me laugh.
The part that made me laugh the most was Khan looking through the MK anatomy book. Something about him wearing specs over his mask made me laugh.
That had me FLOORED! Especially, the fact that the MK anatomy has an obscene amount of features. Oh and when he was sucking on the lollipop. XD
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Are we sure the 2 boob bones weren't a retcon? 
TomTaz Wrote:
I agree that one of the funniest parts was when the anatomy book was taken out. Also, Mileena got so much more nasty after Kitana puked on her boots. Feel kinda bad for Kitana here... she got her ass kicked clean through her teeth. Mileena made excellent use of Sonya's bike kick. "Shiranui Bust Buster!"... lolz.
I agree that one of the funniest parts was when the anatomy book was taken out. Also, Mileena got so much more nasty after Kitana puked on her boots. Feel kinda bad for Kitana here... she got her ass kicked clean through her teeth. Mileena made excellent use of Sonya's bike kick. "Shiranui Bust Buster!"... lolz.
Is that....?.....am I dreaming???......
Is that the one and only TomTaz?
Buddy, I've missed you. I'm so happy to see that you are still around.
*hugs you*
Spider804 Wrote:
I HATE TEDDIES!!
Poor Mileena.
I'd take it and cherish it forever.
queve Wrote:
Well, we are starting to see some of it this time around.
Mileena's Teddy Bear.
And Scorpion's reaction.

Well, we are starting to see some of it this time around.
And Scorpion's reaction.
I HATE TEDDIES!!
Poor Mileena.
I'd take it and cherish it forever.
That Teddie is most likely poisoned, cursed, or contains some kind of explosive devise.
That being said: I'd take it and cherish it forever as well.
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queve Wrote:
That Teddie is most likely poisoned, cursed, or contains some kind of explosive devise.
That being said: I'd take it and cherish it forever as well.
Spider804 Wrote:
I HATE TEDDIES!!
Poor Mileena.
I'd take it and cherish it forever.
queve Wrote:
Well, we are starting to see some of it this time around.
Mileena's Teddy Bear.
And Scorpion's reaction.

Well, we are starting to see some of it this time around.
And Scorpion's reaction.
I HATE TEDDIES!!
Poor Mileena.
I'd take it and cherish it forever.
That Teddie is most likely poisoned, cursed, or contains some kind of explosive devise.
That being said: I'd take it and cherish it forever as well.
Explosive device?
What is this, Looney tunes?
*Teddy bear explodes*
....Of course you know, this means war!


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Spider804 Wrote:
Explosive device?
What is this, Looney tunes?
*Teddy bear explodes*
....Of course you know, this means war!
queve Wrote:
That Teddie is most likely poisoned, cursed, or contains some kind of explosive devise.
That being said: I'd take it and cherish it forever as well.
Spider804 Wrote:
I HATE TEDDIES!!
Poor Mileena.
I'd take it and cherish it forever.
queve Wrote:
Well, we are starting to see some of it this time around.
Mileena's Teddy Bear.
And Scorpion's reaction.

Well, we are starting to see some of it this time around.
And Scorpion's reaction.
I HATE TEDDIES!!
Poor Mileena.
I'd take it and cherish it forever.
That Teddie is most likely poisoned, cursed, or contains some kind of explosive devise.
That being said: I'd take it and cherish it forever as well.
Explosive device?
What is this, Looney tunes?
*Teddy bear explodes*
....Of course you know, this means war!
Remember, this is Mileena we're talking about here. For all we know, she's got the bear rigged to launch cocaine gas at people when squeezed.
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Oh I hope not, the only coke I want is the drink. 


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Spider804 Wrote:
Oh I hope not, the only coke I want is the drink.
Oh I hope not, the only coke I want is the drink.
That's a good drink indeed. It probably shoots out of the bear's mouth.
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MadameBordella Wrote:
That's a good drink indeed. It probably shoots out of the bear's mouth.
Spider804 Wrote:
Oh I hope not, the only coke I want is the drink.
Oh I hope not, the only coke I want is the drink.
That's a good drink indeed. It probably shoots out of the bear's mouth.
Oh man, how awesome would it be if there was a teddy bear that shoots Coca-Cola out it's mouth?!!
PATENT PENDING!!!
queve Wrote:
Is that....?.....am I dreaming???......
Is that the one and only TomTaz?
Buddy, I've missed you. I'm so happy to see that you are still around.
*hugs you*
That Teddie is most likely poisoned, cursed, or contains some kind of explosive devise.
That being said: I'd take it and cherish it forever as well.
TomTaz Wrote:
I agree that one of the funniest parts was when the anatomy book was taken out. Also, Mileena got so much more nasty after Kitana puked on her boots. Feel kinda bad for Kitana here... she got her ass kicked clean through her teeth. Mileena made excellent use of Sonya's bike kick. "Shiranui Bust Buster!"... lolz.
I agree that one of the funniest parts was when the anatomy book was taken out. Also, Mileena got so much more nasty after Kitana puked on her boots. Feel kinda bad for Kitana here... she got her ass kicked clean through her teeth. Mileena made excellent use of Sonya's bike kick. "Shiranui Bust Buster!"... lolz.
Is that....?.....am I dreaming???......
Is that the one and only TomTaz?
Buddy, I've missed you. I'm so happy to see that you are still around.
*hugs you*
Spider804 Wrote:
I HATE TEDDIES!!
Poor Mileena.
I'd take it and cherish it forever.
queve Wrote:
Well, we are starting to see some of it this time around.
Mileena's Teddy Bear.
And Scorpion's reaction.

Well, we are starting to see some of it this time around.
And Scorpion's reaction.
I HATE TEDDIES!!
Poor Mileena.
I'd take it and cherish it forever.
That Teddie is most likely poisoned, cursed, or contains some kind of explosive devise.
That being said: I'd take it and cherish it forever as well.
Yeah, man. It's me lol. Keeping a lower profile these days..but I'm still here off and on. Just really busy is all. Don't have a lot of time to myself. It's good to see again too. Glad you stayed put lol.


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Spider804 Wrote:
Oh man, how awesome would it be if there was a teddy bear that shoots Coca-Cola out it's mouth?!!
PATENT PENDING!!!
MadameBordella Wrote:
That's a good drink indeed. It probably shoots out of the bear's mouth.
Spider804 Wrote:
Oh I hope not, the only coke I want is the drink.
Oh I hope not, the only coke I want is the drink.
That's a good drink indeed. It probably shoots out of the bear's mouth.
Oh man, how awesome would it be if there was a teddy bear that shoots Coca-Cola out it's mouth?!!
PATENT PENDING!!!
That would be awesome indeed.
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MadameBordella Wrote:
That would be awesome indeed.
Spider804 Wrote:
Oh man, how awesome would it be if there was a teddy bear that shoots Coca-Cola out it's mouth?!!
PATENT PENDING!!!
MadameBordella Wrote:
That's a good drink indeed. It probably shoots out of the bear's mouth.
Spider804 Wrote:
Oh I hope not, the only coke I want is the drink.
Oh I hope not, the only coke I want is the drink.
That's a good drink indeed. It probably shoots out of the bear's mouth.
Oh man, how awesome would it be if there was a teddy bear that shoots Coca-Cola out it's mouth?!!
PATENT PENDING!!!
That would be awesome indeed.
That way when Scorpion turns down the teddy bear, Mileena squirts Coke on him.
Priceless.


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Spider804 Wrote:
That way when Scorpion turns down the teddy bear, Mileena squirts Coke on him.
Priceless.
That way when Scorpion turns down the teddy bear, Mileena squirts Coke on him.
Priceless.
You think Scorpion would take that very well?
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Squirts Coke? O.o
What a disturbing thing to say...
What a disturbing thing to say...
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MadameBordella Wrote:
You think Scorpion would take that very well?
Spider804 Wrote:
That way when Scorpion turns down the teddy bear, Mileena squirts Coke on him.
Priceless.
That way when Scorpion turns down the teddy bear, Mileena squirts Coke on him.
Priceless.
You think Scorpion would take that very well?
Scorpion: I hate Teddies!
Mileena: I worked very hard on this! you have to accept it!
Scorpion: Hell no!
*Mileena squirts coke out of the teddy bear into Scorpion's face.*
Scorpion: ....Can I change my mind?


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Spider804 Wrote:
Scorpion: I hate Teddies!
Mileena: I worked very hard on this! you have to accept it!
Scorpion: Hell no!
*Mileena squirts coke out of the teddy bear into Scorpion's face.*
Scorpion: ....Can I change my mind?

MadameBordella Wrote:
You think Scorpion would take that very well?
Spider804 Wrote:
That way when Scorpion turns down the teddy bear, Mileena squirts Coke on him.
Priceless.
That way when Scorpion turns down the teddy bear, Mileena squirts Coke on him.
Priceless.
You think Scorpion would take that very well?
Scorpion: I hate Teddies!
Mileena: I worked very hard on this! you have to accept it!
Scorpion: Hell no!
*Mileena squirts coke out of the teddy bear into Scorpion's face.*
Scorpion: ....Can I change my mind?
Mileena: *thinks* NO!
*squirts more coke*
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MadameBordella Wrote:
Mileena: *thinks* NO!
*squirts more coke*
Spider804 Wrote:
Scorpion: I hate Teddies!
Mileena: I worked very hard on this! you have to accept it!
Scorpion: Hell no!
*Mileena squirts coke out of the teddy bear into Scorpion's face.*
Scorpion: ....Can I change my mind?

MadameBordella Wrote:
You think Scorpion would take that very well?
Spider804 Wrote:
That way when Scorpion turns down the teddy bear, Mileena squirts Coke on him.
Priceless.
That way when Scorpion turns down the teddy bear, Mileena squirts Coke on him.
Priceless.
You think Scorpion would take that very well?
Scorpion: I hate Teddies!
Mileena: I worked very hard on this! you have to accept it!
Scorpion: Hell no!
*Mileena squirts coke out of the teddy bear into Scorpion's face.*
Scorpion: ....Can I change my mind?
Mileena: *thinks* NO!
*squirts more coke*
I love Scorpion, but yeah, serves him right.


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Spider804 Wrote:
I love Scorpion, but yeah, serves him right.
MadameBordella Wrote:
Mileena: *thinks* NO!
*squirts more coke*
Spider804 Wrote:
Scorpion: I hate Teddies!
Mileena: I worked very hard on this! you have to accept it!
Scorpion: Hell no!
*Mileena squirts coke out of the teddy bear into Scorpion's face.*
Scorpion: ....Can I change my mind?

MadameBordella Wrote:
You think Scorpion would take that very well?
Spider804 Wrote:
That way when Scorpion turns down the teddy bear, Mileena squirts Coke on him.
Priceless.
That way when Scorpion turns down the teddy bear, Mileena squirts Coke on him.
Priceless.
You think Scorpion would take that very well?
Scorpion: I hate Teddies!
Mileena: I worked very hard on this! you have to accept it!
Scorpion: Hell no!
*Mileena squirts coke out of the teddy bear into Scorpion's face.*
Scorpion: ....Can I change my mind?
Mileena: *thinks* NO!
*squirts more coke*
I love Scorpion, but yeah, serves him right.
True. He can be such an ass sometimes.
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What.An.Ass!
Scorpion: Give me the damn teddy!
Mileena: No! You had your chance!

Scorpion: Give me the damn teddy!
Mileena: No! You had your chance!
Y'all even crazier than Mileena. Period.
......Coca-Cola Teddie bears..... *shakes head*
It's obviously infected with evil McDonald
*QUEVE EXPLODES*
By now, I do hope you know why.
*hugs you again*

......Coca-Cola Teddie bears..... *shakes head*
It's obviously infected with evil McDonald
TomTaz Wrote:
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Yeah, man. It's me lol. Keeping a lower profile these days..but I'm still here off and on. Just really busy is all. Don't have a lot of time to myself. It's good to see again too. Glad you stayed put lol.
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Yeah, man. It's me lol. Keeping a lower profile these days..but I'm still here off and on. Just really busy is all. Don't have a lot of time to myself. It's good to see again too. Glad you stayed put lol.
*QUEVE EXPLODES*
By now, I do hope you know why.
*hugs you again*
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Evil fast food??
Now I want that teddy!!!
Now I want that teddy!!!


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Spider804 Wrote:
What.An.Ass!
Scorpion: Give me the damn teddy!
Mileena: No! You had your chance!

What.An.Ass!
Scorpion: Give me the damn teddy!
Mileena: No! You had your chance!
Mileena: *looks at Kung Lao* Will you take my bear?
Kung Lao: Sure! It'll be the perfect chew toy for my killer bunny!
Mileena: Gasp!
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MadameBordella Wrote:
Mileena: *looks at Kung Lao* Will you take my bear?
Kung Lao: Sure! It'll be the perfect chew toy for my killer bunny!
Mileena: Gasp!
Spider804 Wrote:
What.An.Ass!
Scorpion: Give me the damn teddy!
Mileena: No! You had your chance!

What.An.Ass!
Scorpion: Give me the damn teddy!
Mileena: No! You had your chance!
Mileena: *looks at Kung Lao* Will you take my bear?
Kung Lao: Sure! It'll be the perfect chew toy for my killer bunny!
Mileena: Gasp!
Who's the ass now?


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Spider804 Wrote:
Who's the ass now?
MadameBordella Wrote:
Mileena: *looks at Kung Lao* Will you take my bear?
Kung Lao: Sure! It'll be the perfect chew toy for my killer bunny!
Mileena: Gasp!
Spider804 Wrote:
What.An.Ass!
Scorpion: Give me the damn teddy!
Mileena: No! You had your chance!

What.An.Ass!
Scorpion: Give me the damn teddy!
Mileena: No! You had your chance!
Mileena: *looks at Kung Lao* Will you take my bear?
Kung Lao: Sure! It'll be the perfect chew toy for my killer bunny!
Mileena: Gasp!
Who's the ass now?
Scorpion and Kung Lao seem to be about even in that department.
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