When Chuck Noris jumps into a pool he does not get wet.... no instead the pool gets Chuck Norised

he would have a 1 button 100% combo, it acts as a high, mid, special mid, and low, AND has to only win one round.

There's already a playable God.

Great....we may as well just give up.

Idea for a Chuck Noris friendship: He shoves a bunch of paints and a canvas down the guys throat and makes him crap out a masterpiece (because he's Chuck Noris and can do that sort of stuff) where upon he gives it to him as a gift.

As soon as you download him, your console will explode. So will you.

He replaces Shao Kahn in the ladder, except you don't get to battle him, as soon as you get to the final fight, it's game over.

I laughed

if Chuck Norris performs a fatality on a character, they stay dead, forever.

can't pick them at the select screen anymore.

their nekropolis slot is replaced with a body bag.

These Chuck Norris jokes were funny for the first five years but now it's waaaaaaay past annoying.

Next person that tells a Chuck Norris joke will be lit on fire.

Chuck Norris sucks, really bad.

When Chuck Norris back kicks people it hits them so hard that they are knocked back into MK1 16 bit graphics.

Bruce Lee would kill Chuck Noris..... Oh wait.

This

If Bruce Lee was still alive, they would be making Bruce Lee jokes instead of old Chuck Norris jokes

Uh-oh. Well at least I play as Liu Kang. If Bruce Lee could beat him then I bet a Bruce Lee clone could too.

This thread would have been hilarious 5 years ago.

Chuck Norris is fucking lame.

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Bruce Lee > Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris is many, Ermac is but one.


The amulet that Quan Chi has is also a forgery. Chuck Norris possesses the real one.

Chuck Norris forbade Rain to appear as a regular character.

Chuck Norris is Nightwolf's ancestor.

Chuck Norris doesn't fear Noob.

Chuck Norris won't serve Quan Chi in the Netherealm.

When Blaze climbs on the top of Argus' pyramid, he fights Chuck Norris.

Ever since Chuck Norris began to fight in Mortal Kombat, there was a saying:"The Elder gods are toothless." Coincidence? I think not.

Chuck Norris will bring about Armageddon. No matter what.

^ Scorpion, take off your mask and prepare to BBQ someones ASS!

I can take him.

Shao Kahn crys when Chuck Norris laughs

I've never been impressed by Chuck Norris, and I find the jokes about him rather lame. Definately a no from me.