I wouldn't say it's patcience with me, more so that it's just fun making this guy go on a tangent to see what dumb shit spills out.

...That's pretty much what it is with me, too. Though, as stated, I'd rather be playing games like Drake of the 99 Dragons, Quest 64, and Resident Evil 6, I still enjoy laughing at the riveer of racism and stupdity every so often. Like reverse-trolling.

I don't play Mk, got bored and bought sf, got bored and played cod. Got bored and play dcuo. Injustice is s h i t too got a feel of the demo. I used to go to gym everyday and work on my abs at least 4 hours cardio. I don't even go to gym much anymore becauseim playin dcuo. Anyways I rather buy fragrances so i can smell nice when i go to bars and clubs than buy igau or the next 'creative' Mk.

I tend to do that on a site I love called Imgur.

Every so often a user comes around to troll images and comments, force feed whatever personal beliefs they have, or simply be an asshole, and I decide to let them have it, and just enjoy every odd reply they can dish out.

Pff... like abs are totally the THING that attracts a girl, no personality, humor, ability to actually hold a conversation, and how polite they are could possibly matter. It's just Abs. Abs are what attracts a girl, a Swedish platinum blonde bombshell who's creative gets attracted by abs.

Yep... Okay.... Whatever... Sure.

I feel like reading this thread was like watching an idiot dog eat a stale turd with a triumphant look on its face because it thought it stole your prized brownie.

None of you did any reverse trolling. Nor would you have even made a solid point. At all. In fact. You have all been trolled harder than any group of people I have seen on the internet in years. Shoutout to the bro who alerted me to come back to this site and have a look at this thread, I needed a laugh.

Salute, Hankypanky. Godspeed.

I guess for the sake of subject matter, I would much rather fuck a brunette, but let a blonde suck my dick under the moonlight. Call me a romantic.

See ya'll in another few months.

>reverse trolling



Listen up, kids. I'm about to teach you something. Ready?

There is no such thing as reverse trolling. When you think you're being a little smartass and replying to their posts with why they're stupid, why their post is stupid, and why you appear to know more than them, you're giving them exactly what they're looking for. Want to know how you beat a troll? Don't feed them. Don't pay them any mind. Some of you have failed miserably in this exercise; others have done somewhat better. What we've ended up with here is one of the most successful trolls I've ever seen, and further proof that this community is not nearly as intelligent as it likes to think it is. I hope the few of you who got trolled enjoyed stroking your egos.

hankypanky, this is for you. Cheers man.

Great, there goes my fun, I wouldn't even say what I was doing was "reverse trolling." Geeze Moseph, you really take the fun out of things so much it's not even funny anymore. Fuck.

This post literally made my brain hurt. However, I'm sure that's what you wanted anyway. I never said or implied that you were "reverse trolling", I was simply stating early on how stupid of an idea that is. You were, however, serving him a proverbial all-you-can-eat buffet of validation that his trolling was working, whether you're willing to admit it or not.

I mean, hey, if getting trolled is fun for you, more power to you. I'm not going to stop you, and I think it's great that you have yourself a fun little hobby. But don't try to act like you're smarter than him when you and a bunch of others in here enabled it by replying in the first place.

Glad to have hurt you. Also grabbing someone who doesn't come here anymore to "mock us" sure is a nice touch, that was sure different. But oh, we can't act smart anymore because we got "trolled?" Please... (I'm sure to expect another "insult" for that post.) I wasn't even stating that you yourself claimed I wasn't "reverse trolling," I just said you ruined my fun... but it's obvious you "had" to teach us younglings a lesson in "how a troll works 101."

Like I said, fun spoiled, now go away.

>implying it was me who brought him here

He's been lurking for a while now, just not posting. Thanks for giving me the credit though, it's truly heartwarming.

Notice I'm not insulting you in this post. Your delicious tears are good enough for me.

I noticed that, amazing that you CAN talk to someone without insulting them. Bravo, bravo.

I'm sorry I'm tearing up, allergy season truly sucks around my town. Would you like to add my booger drippings to my allergy tears you're drinking for flavor or are you good?

Don't earn my ire, and you won't get it. I'm quite amicable with almost everyone I know, and that's largely because they display qualities that I value.



I'll pass on the allergy juice, not really my cup of tea. I'm sure someone else would love it. The tears are plenty fine though, I've had a lot saved up over the last few months. I'll use the fresh ones to water plants or something.

I'm going to stop posting in this thread now, not just for your sake, but for the rest of the site. If I were any of the mods I would've closed the thread ages ago. If it makes you feel better, the floor is yours to get the last word in. Go nuts.

I'm going to go a little personal with my last laugh.



What's sad to say is that I don't recall myself ever being rude to you until a topic in the drive-by got you so angry because I view drugs badly as you don't. And that started one hell of a conversation between you, me, and some others because I view them as disgusting while you all bashed the shit out of me for having an opinion. Then of course, you bitched more about me on Tinychat, the only means of insulting users without getting banned, that caused more issues.

So really, I've never really done anything to you to make you be rude to me, this is all your fault. Kind of shows how much of a "nice guy" you really are. Oh, and Rijo says hello by the way.

Ps, I know this could have easily be a PM, except... I felt like it would have gotten ignored.

Fucking hell, lol.

Can someone delete this thread?

Before we close this thread, I have a final question;

What in the world did this thread have to do with MK2011? Or MK10 for that matter?

That is if this thread gets closed...

It's pretty ironic that you would post this in this very thread.

Using what you've stated, one would think you wouldn't even bother going through this thread, let alone posting in it. Even more so, you continued posting in this thread afterwards.



Read what I wrote for m0s3pH.

So much drama. Thanks MKO.

You'd be correct, except:

1- Normally I wouldn't go through a thread like this as I rarely leave General and Gameplay these days, but I was told about what was going on in here by another user who shall remain nameless and this much shitposting in one thread deserves a reality check. Especially when the kid is trolling everyone in here and a handful of you fell for it hook, line, and sinker.

(By the way, the only evidence I need that he's trolling are the multiple thread titles of his that have perfect spelling and grammar. He's more than capable of coherent thoughts.)

2- I'm being 100% serious when I say that everyone who attacked this kid is a complete idiot and only giving him what he wants, which is attention and butthurt. Therefore, none of you who took the bait should be acting like you won some internet battle or scored one for the greater good. You guys just have egg on your face, nothing more.

3- I'm not trolling and neither were any of you who fell for his bullshit. He was trying to get you guys mad. He succeeded. Plenty of you bashed him for what he was saying and how he was saying it. The best definition of trolling is as follows:

"Trolling is trying to get a rise out of someone. Forcing them to respond to you, either through wise-crackery, posting incorrect information, asking blatantly stupid questions, or other foolishness. However, trolling statements are never true or are ever meant to be construed as such. Nearly all trolled statements are meant to be funny to some people, so it does have some social/entertainment value."

- Get a rise out of someone? Check, multiple.
- Forcing them to respond through wise-crackery, incorrect information, asking blatantly stupid questions, or other foolishness? Check, again, multiple.
- Was what he said funny to some people? I sure as shit got a kick out of it and I can tell you that others did as well.

All I did was get a rise out of you guys, and there's no veil or charade going on here that would constitute trolling. I'm just congratulating hankypanky on a successful troll and making sure you guys know you got fooled, which is completely true. Totally different situations.

tl;dr version: Try again.

Let's get a quick recap of this thread. Yes, this is the "quick" recap.

Starting Line (Original Name Implications); Injustice wasn't good. Let's not screw MK10 up with the same mistake.

First Posts; The mistake was not hiring platinum blonde Swedes. These are instantly the most creative people alive.

Replies to First Posts; That makes no sense. There is no scientific proof.

Reply to replies; Blondes ARE TOO the most creative people! Vikings stole blonde Swedes for wives and thus became beautiful in lineage. That means they're better game designers. Those of us in Europe don't oversexualize things.

Replies to response; Um, okay... that's irrelevant and untrue.

Downhill Response; Well, well, ya know, well, fashion designers in Europe are blonde and are better than American desogners! So there!

Let's keep digging our graves; Again... *sigh* irrelevant. Please stop.

Noobsmoke lives...; Um, well, uh, America is stupid! In Sweden, they like to be racist and focus soley on our platinum blode creativity complex. They're so much better! And hotter!

The War Truly Begins; Uggghh, really? Well, your grammar sucks and your logic is irrelevant. You have no idea what you're saying and should stop.

And Continues with Noobsmoke; You don't get it! NRS is dark haired, so hiring blondes OBVIOUSLY would do better for them! It would make MK more creative!

We Keep On Trucking; You speak nonsense. You keep on spewing pointless crap and should stop posting while you still have a shred of dignity.

WTF hanky?; MK9 had awful designs.

We Respond; Um, not really, and that has nothing to do with the topic at hand...

2 Years and Still Trolling; Blue eyes, platinum blonde hair, and Swedish descent make a good, creative person. Get that through your heads, guys.

And It Hits Him; Hitler thought that blonde, blue-eyed white people were the best, too...
[responses from people other than noobsmoke; BURNED! OWNED! It's no party 'til someone gets called a Nazi!]

Response; Hitler was an extemist. The people in NRS all aren't blonde, so they aren't creative. Get it?

More Ownage; HAIR AND EYE COLOR HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH GAWD DAMN TALENT!

(More arguments arise irrelevant to the topic, like fashion, blllonde facts, blonde origins, and other pointless whit irrelevant to the topic we started with, until we end at...)

Us Trying To Convince Him; We like his trolling. At least, we hope it's trolling. We get to have fun with it.

Me; Yeah. We like to reverse troll him.

Mo; Reverse-trolling. Heh. Funny. That doesn't exist. In fact, you just helped the troll. You guys have just been feeding the troll.




...whew. Now, how much of that related to the original topic? Maybe a little less than 5%.

That's where Im leaving this.

What he said.

Every time you post in this thread, you prove my point even further.

If none of this really matters - or at least shouldn't - just stay out of the thread.

This thread is a fucking plague.

Edit: Never mind, I'm well past the point of trying to reason with people who don't know what they're talking about.