Scorpion: "Get Over Here! And read this fantastic cooking guide to exquisite Netherealm cuisine!"

Shinnok:"Underwhelming Bosses Anonymous" This fine read will help you cope with being a boss that just wasn't up to par.

Shujinko: "How to be a weak and lame protagonist for Dummies" This unique gem tells us how to be a protagonist with absolutely no character or unique abilities. Fascinating read.

Kai: "I dunno" Feeling lost? Unsure of what to do with yourself after winning a Mortal Kombat tournament? Then don't read this book. This will only question your doubts further.

Scorpion: Chicken Soup for the Tortured Soul

Mileena:

-1000 Ways to Avoid Becoming a Cat Lady
-He's Got 99 Problems and You Are Most of Them
-Unmasked: A Complete History of My Dental Work
-The Beginner's Guide to Teddy Bear Making
-Diary of a Three Week Old Nymphomaniac
-Duct Tape: The Thinking Woman's Clothes

Sindel:

-Hair: My Life Story
-MILF: An Inside Look
-Am I a Zombie? A Twelve Step Program

Nitara:

-Dusk
-Super Moon
-Daybreak
-Mid-Afternoon

Nightwolf: My Life As John Redcorn - An Autobiography

Sonya:

-Why I Stopped Wearing Shirts
-How Yoga Saved My Life

Jarek: My Time as a Prison Bitch

lol

Quan Chi:

How to be a Sorcerer; also steps on how to mess up Shang Tsung's life!
How to be a Troll!
Becoming white!
How to Wear Important Things on your Belt Without People Seeing it Somehow!

Noob Saibot

Being in The Brotherhood of Shadow

Reptile:

How to be a Snake!
How to have Green Skin!
Staying Loyal to your Master

Ermac:

Floating in Air
Learning Psychokinesis

Shang Tsung:

How to Steal Souls!

Scorpion:

Being an Enforcer
Pulling your Face Off!

Raiden:

How to be a God
Shooting Lightning Out of your Hands!

Me and My Shadow: How I learned to Love and Accept the Darkness: An Memoir by Noob Saibot

Confessions of an Kano Reject (co-authored by Jarek and Hsu Hao)

Why You're Not Me: 1001 ways and tips to coming close to My Greatness by Johnny Cage

How to Revive your Dying Race or Just Biding the Time until Then by Reptile

Betrayal: Story of an Backstabbing Female Judas in Sensible Shoes by Tanya (An Romance)

Half Human, Half Robot, All Soul by Cyber Sub-Zero

Cyber Sub-Zero and Noob Saibot: Flawed Copies

Wow, there are some great ones on here! There's too many to cite specifically! Chicken Soup for the Tortured Soul? Priceless!

Not Just an Evil Mr. Clean: An Autobiography of Quan Chi.

The Adventures of Ninja Mime: 1) Ninja Mime vs. Saturn
2)Ninja Mime vs. Zombie Sherlock Holmes 3) Ninja Mime vs the Paternity Suit. All by Johnny Cage, with a forward by Stephen King.

How to Get Older Women to Notice You by Liu Kang.

The Ice Man Returnith by Sub-Zero.

To Kill a Mockingbird and a Lot of Innocent People Too by Shang Tsung.

He's Just Not That Into You Because You're a Psychotic Freak of Nature, by Mileena.

What to Expect When She's Resurrected from the Dead, by Sindel.

Apache Now, by Nightwolf.

How to Make Friends, Influence People, and Destroy Their Realms, by Shao Kahn

This reminds me of a comic I once wrote where Johnny Cage was writing his autobiography... and asked Spirit Liu to be his ghost writer.

Cage
How to be a douche without really trying

Mileena
99 ways to be a killer stripper

Kitana
My father tried to kill me, autobiography

That's all I got for now. Cute topic though.

Kitana
Edenia: Memoirs of An Ancient Princess

To be honest, I've been wanting a movie based on Kitana's life for years, and this is pretty much the title I had in mind. I guess it would make a good book title, too.



That gave me a good laugh.

Fantastic.

Also,

Kurtis Stryker: I Can't Run Up a Pyramid Without Cracking a Bitch in the Mouth

Who the Hell am I and Why am I Here? by Mokap

The Shokan Guide to Knitting by Goro

Much Ado About People Taking Over Your Realms and Murdering Everyone You Know, by Sonya Blade

King Kahn, by Shao Kahn

Lord of the Fries, by Bo' Rai Cho

I Am Not Shao Kahn, but I Wish I Was by Reiko.

1001 Ways To Conquer Realms by Shao Kahn.

New Blood: Life Story of Mortal Kombat's Newest Assassin by Skarlet.

How To Betray Your Realm by Rain.

Confessions of a Vampire by Nitara.

How To Be a Bitch - Tanya

Blood and sex by Mileena

Pole dancing techniques by Jade

Tarkatan: The History of Outworld's Native Race by Baraka.

The Fallen Kombatant by Art Lean.

The Prose of Kahn: Bloody smashing poetry!

Ninja Mime in Kattledrive II: Scene but not Herd

Shao Kahn: How to overcome your obstacles simply by stepping through them.

Unstabe in the Stable: Motaro's Madness



Ka-Tra

Good ones!

Sektor: "Insane in the Mainframe: The User's Guide to Maintaining a Cyborg."

Cyrax: "Yellow is the New Black"

Kenshi: "See No Evil"

Goro: "Me Writed a Book"

"How to Be Completely Untrustworthy" by Tanya and Quan Chi
- Introduction by Shao Kahn -


"I Am NOT Jade!" by Vorpax

Motaro: "MY LIL PWNY: Centaurian Friendship, FRIENDSHIP, AGAIN?!"

Sheeva: "I am NOT Shiva!"

Sheeva: "I'm not Kali either!"

Reptile: "INVIZILLA!"

Hsu Hao: "Who the #%@$ is Sue Howe?!"



Ka-Tra

Nitara: We're not Mr. Sparkle. It's Homer Simpson.

What was all that hype with The Kabal in the nineties? A study by Kabal.

Blind people can write. My friend is blind and she uses adaptive software to use her computer- she's on Facebook and everything. Besides, Kenshi was born sighted, so he knows how to write.