How about I'll choose none of them. However, Vida Guerra is somebody I would date here on this place called Earth; if it was up to me. If God made MK ladies real, and I had no other choice with my life on the line, I guess I'd choose Jade. The least likely to have your head cut off if you don't take out the trash or something like that.

Sheeva, totally Sheeva.

I feel that I have to justify my decision:

The post ahead contains humour of a sexual nature. Possibly.

Lets go through all the MK girls.

Sonya. Ignoring that she might be a militant lesbian with balls bigger than yourself, if you become her boyfriend you just become a target for that little devil Kano to come along and kill you when you are watching something awful with her in the cinema.

Kitana. Picture the scene: You are on an Edenian field. Comparing her to the gorgeous sunset. She is lapping this up and you are thinking "yeah, Im gonna get some..." Then all of a sudden her doppleganger twin comes along and slices your heart out. Then they have an awesome female ninja fight. But you cant watch because you are dead.

Mileena. You've just been resurrected as a half tarkatan clone of yourself and you think "sod it, im going to make the best of a bad deal here and take Mileena out on a date." You compare her to the gorgeous Outworldian moon. She is lapping this up and you are thinking "yeah, Im gonna get some..." Then all of a sudden Kitana turns up and she all like "you killed my boyfriend so I'm gonna kill yours..." and you are trying to explain but you cant because you have giant metal teeth in your gob and she cant understand you. So she slices your heart out and then they have an awesome female ninja fight. But you cant watch because you are dead.

Jade. It'll be a nice night out. You wake up the next morning at her place. Ask her to use her bath. Then you use one of the scented oils she has. BAM! you get sliced in half by a dozen horny tarkatans. Then you get the warning no to open the tarkatan essence bottle.

Sindel. Yeah, you have a nice dinner. You launch the whole "wanna come around for coffee" line. One thing leads to another and you are wrapped in throws of passion. You make her orgasm, she shrieks. You cant hear anything for the rest of your life. Even if you were wearing ear plugs, you now have to contend with a 8 foot tall barbarian emperor, who cant take no for an answer with access to a war hammer who has a penchant for S&M.

Khameleon. Aside from the fact you'll be able to watch yourself enter her... she is a female Reptile essentially. And you wont be her no 1 man in her life.

Tanya. She will dump you for someone more powerful at a first notice. Into acid probably.

Sareena, Kia and Jatakka. Yeah there would be good times, but their beauty is only maintained by Quan Chi's magic and the pale fucker likes to play games. You have an awkward break up. Saying "its not the fact you look like a zombie demon..." But it is...

Nitara. Awesome night in the sack, but you are food for her. If you are lucky you will be a vampire with her.

Frost. Kinky cum popsicals aside, the fact that she will kill you for the fact she is now batshit insane, isn't a plus point.

Li Mei. She is dull and is hardly stunningly beautiful either. No real point really. You might as well go out with a girl from Tekken or Virtua Fighter.

Ashrah. Will kill you for trying to unpurify her.

Kira. Busty redhead in leather aside, she will kill you as soon as Havik says "You know what would be delightfully chaotic?"

Which leaves us with Sheeva. A four armed amazon warrior. But you know where you stand with her.

The above has to be one of my favourite posts of all-time. Only I'd definitely go with Li Mei. The fact that she fights the calling of an undead dragon emperor makes her only as logical as any other girl I know.

Either Sonya, Kitana, Frost, or Li Mei.

Mileena. yeah i know but i'll take my chances

I'd have to pick Jade, or Sheeva they seems like the least likely one to kill you accidentally out of everyone from the first four game:

Sonya: after a date, you walk away from her house, then Sonya calls you back for a second and blows you a kiss, you burn up and die.

Kitana: After a date, you walk her to her house, when you get there, she kisses you on the cheek and goes into her house, on the way back home you become immensely fat and blow up, you die

Mileena:After a date, you walk her to her house, when you get there, she kisses you on the cheek, and accidentally sucks you through her monster teeth, you die.

Sindel: After a date, Sindel is nice enough to call a taxi to get you home, she calls out "TAXI!!!" and your skin falls off, you die

Tanya: After a date, you walk her to her house, when you get there, she kisses you on the cheek, after she walks into the house your body contorts like a pretzel, then your neck snaps, you die.

To be my bodyguard, Sheeva, without a doubt.


To relish a love romance,... hmm, not all that sure. Probably none of them.


To enjoy her tits, Sonya, Frost, and Li Mei.



But to enjoy my No1 curvy zone - ass - I choose Kitana, YEAH!

Um, Stryker?

heh heh, funny

Here's a thing with Sheeva: when she tries to undress you, she might accidentaly skin you

Wouldn't Sindel be like the ultimate cougar?

I would have to chose Milenna cause I like people how have unstable issues, and who knows if Kitana would stop on by and create a new situation of fun!! Possible Sheeva cause after all, all hands!

yes she would. So would Kitana and Jade


Kitana and Jade are at least 10,000 years old. And Sindel is older.


i don't know about you guys. I do think a woman that 10,000 years old that kept her beauty up would be great in bed. And being the ulimate cougars.

lol this has to be my favorite subject in this forum,
for me it has to be frost she needs to learn some discipline and if sub-zero isn't gonna do it, i will >:D

second choice is kitana , princess hot body great ass plus being with the princess should have its perks >:) just dont piss her off or the next kiss could be a deadly one XD

mileena looks like she just needs some lovin being half tarkatan maybe she just needs to get laid to release all that anger XD

sonya , would be great shes the dominant kinda girl so imagine her in the sack? lol

sheeva, i wouldn't mind that but her classic look were she was thinner but still a little muscular she is busty as hell and would probably be really rough during sex. lol XD

nitara come on a vampire girl? whats not to like about that, i hope blood isnt the only thing she sucks! lol >:D

sindel yes the ultimate cougar >:) plus being thousands of years old she must be the master in bed. lol

sindel and kitana at the same time. can anyone say mother/daughter catfight. meow.

mileena would be my girfriend then I would help her kill her " kitana" and her fake mother sindel and take over edenia

Sonya's the most human so that's good.

Li Mei has the best boobs though.

Kitana's always reliable, and she has over a hundred years of sexual experience so I'm sure she could teach me some things.

Hard choice.

Ughh, I can only imagine the horrid scene of Kitana having sex with Outworlders...

Then again, her childhood friend Rain showering her naked body, now, that's a different story

nah i believe that would be like a GILF. which one hmm....id give it to sonya....

kitana hands down

Tanya, I always thought she was bad but she would just set me up anyway. lol

Kitana, yeah ummm Liu Kang would get jealous and eat my torso off in his dragon form.

Besides Mileena eatin my face off in an attempt to kiss her, they are all worth a try. Including Sheeva.

But she'd be the one to use her staff to put inside you as a love toy if you know what I mean.

I would pick Kitana, she's my #1 babe in the entire MK universe.

Definetly Motaro or Shoa Kahn.

Hahaha!!! Like Shang Tsung would say: Excellent!