KOTH shenanigans / Competitive fights. (Recent bout: TortureLegend vs microchip)
Insider2000 •06/02/2011 12:38 AM (UTC) •
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Keep dunking your Kenshi breadsticks into your Skarlet sauce, people! The main course isn't coming for a while, and you never know when it's going to be disappointing.
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I'm trying to find where I'm supposed to care.
And why Kabal still has eyebrows.
Spider804 •06/02/2011 12:40 AM (UTC) •
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This thread has so much win.
microchip •06/02/2011 12:47 AM (UTC) •
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microchip Wrote:
long story short, my ex-girlfriend is a bitch.
long story short, my ex-girlfriend is a bitch.
I'll give you another hobby with far less steps.
1. Go have sex (preferably with someone else. Paying is optional but not necessary)
2. Forget to play MK9.
3. Repeat as needed.
Side note: If you and TL go at it post up the results. Go at it online that is, I don't care to hear about your sex life (unless you're following my plan. Which, in that case... congratz!!!!)
ShaolinChuan •06/02/2011 01:53 AM (UTC) •
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Vash_15 Wrote:
LOL!
microchip •06/02/2011 01:53 AM (UTC) •
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Mojo6 Wrote:
I'll give you another hobby with far less steps.
1. Go have sex (preferably with someone else. Paying is optional but not necessary)
2. Forget to play MK9.
3. Repeat as needed.
Side note: If you and TL go at it post up the results. Go at it online that is, I don't care to hear about your sex life (unless you're following my plan. Which, in that case... congratz!!!!)
microchip Wrote:
long story short, my ex-girlfriend is a bitch.
long story short, my ex-girlfriend is a bitch.
I'll give you another hobby with far less steps.
1. Go have sex (preferably with someone else. Paying is optional but not necessary)
2. Forget to play MK9.
3. Repeat as needed.
Side note: If you and TL go at it post up the results. Go at it online that is, I don't care to hear about your sex life (unless you're following my plan. Which, in that case... congratz!!!!)
will do good sir.
if anyone else wants to see why everyone ragequits on me, my gt is Dimitri1033.
i know this is not the matchmaking forum, but just throwing that out there.
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•06/02/2011 02:00 AM (UTC) •
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At least you start off getting 10's. I swear I've never received anything higher than a 6. People always seem to be dicks to me and give me zero's even though I just took down the king with 5 wins or some shit. I never play KOTH for that reason.
microchip •06/02/2011 02:27 AM (UTC) •
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i always give everybody 10's. even when they spam a crap load. my way of being sarcastic online i guess.
TortureLegend •06/02/2011 05:00 AM (UTC) •
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TonyTheTiger •06/02/2011 05:01 AM (UTC) •
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I understand that this thread isn't especially malicious. But at the same time the forums are not a personal blog. The opening post doesn't leave much room for a dialogue so all subsequent posters can only respond with "you rock" or "you're a jerk" in various ways.
I'm going to leave this open but I want everybody to be aware that when you make a thread ask yourself whether or not there's actually something worth saying.
I'm going to leave this open but I want everybody to be aware that when you make a thread ask yourself whether or not there's actually something worth saying.
WhereThereIsSmoke •06/02/2011 06:22 AM (UTC) •
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If you use the term "spam" I have no time for your argument.
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TortureLegend Wrote:FR coming soon from Canvas of Souls
@TortureLegend: What name do you go under at tournaments? Pretty sure you gonna rape this dude if I'm correct.
@Microchip: I think someone needs to spell this out for you because it clearly went over your head; EVERYONE WAS MAKING FUN OF YOU IN THIS THREAD. IT'S CALLED SARCASM.
TortureLegend •06/02/2011 06:30 AM (UTC) •
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He can get down, beat me 4-3 in a best of 7. His Noob is rape x 10. I was kinda cold though no excuses. Had random ex moves coming out unwanted too lol. Anyway, ditch that Kung and main Noob, way more impressive.
Another Bo7 tomorrow?
I go by CoS in anything tournament related whoever asked.
Another Bo7 tomorrow?
I go by CoS in anything tournament related whoever asked.
microchip •06/02/2011 06:37 AM (UTC) •
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WhereThereIsSmoke Wrote:
@TortureLegend: What name do you go under at tournaments? Pretty sure you gonna rape this dude if I'm correct.
@Microchip: I think someone needs to spell this out for you because it clearly went over your head; EVERYONE WAS MAKING FUN OF YOU IN THIS THREAD. IT'S CALLED SARCASM.
TortureLegend Wrote:FR coming soon from Canvas of Souls
@TortureLegend: What name do you go under at tournaments? Pretty sure you gonna rape this dude if I'm correct.
@Microchip: I think someone needs to spell this out for you because it clearly went over your head; EVERYONE WAS MAKING FUN OF YOU IN THIS THREAD. IT'S CALLED SARCASM.
chill out dude, i am quite aware of what sarcasm is. the thread in itself is a joke, can you not tell in my original post?
best of 7: TortureLegend vs microchip
first match TL: 0 , M: 0
TL; Kano \ M; Kung Lao ----match goes to microchip
second match TL: 0 , M:1
TL; Ermac \ M; Sektor -----match goes to TortureLegend
third match TL: 1, M:1
TL; Kano \ M; Ermac ------match goes to TortureLegend
fourth match TL: 2, M:1
TL; Raiden \ M; Noob ------match goes to microchip
fifth match TL:2, M:2
TL; Kano \ M; Kung Lao ------match goes to microchip
sixth match TL:2, M:3
TL;Kano \ M; Kung Lao -------My internet failed me and the match ended up desynchronised. It was round 3, and TL already had me down to below half health, and I had barely had a few hits on him. The match goes to TL.
seventh match TL:3, M:3
TL; Kano \ M; Kung Lao ------match goes to microchip
TL: 3 , M: 4
Very close matches throughout the whole batch of seven.
TortureLegend •06/02/2011 06:56 AM (UTC) •
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lol, ESPN play by play ticker active folks haha.
microchip •06/02/2011 07:08 AM (UTC) •
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haha, just like to keep things semipro. EDIT: By chance, TortureLegend and I fought eachother on Ranked, and he dominated me :( haha makes me can't wait for the next batch of 7
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