KOTH shenanigans / Competitive fights. (Recent bout: TortureLegend vs microchip)
KOTH shenanigans / Competitive fights. (Recent bout: TortureLegend vs microchip)
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posted06/02/2011 07:08 AM (UTC)bymicrochipWhat I enjoy to do now with Mortal Kombat....
is go Online
join a room.
Find a crowded king of the hill room.
Then...i bust out my laptop. And listen to music and watch stupid videos on youtube, until it is my turn.
Then I pick Kung Lao, and dominate the current king. I do my best to embarrass the shit out of him. I usually end the match with an unnecessary x-ray attack.
This usually makes the current king quit.
Anyways.
After becoming king, I pick Ermac. And rape. And usually make the next person quit.
During all of this, I am receiving 10's.
Then I repeat the process, and make the next guy quit...
i start getting some 5's and 7's
Repeat...make another guy quit.
I start getting some 0's and 1's.
Make the next guy quit.
The last 2 guys are giving me 0's.
Then I switch back to kung lao and see how fast i can get them to quit.
Once the room is empyt, I stand on my bed and pound on my chest while screaming "noobs i ownz uuuuuuu!!!!!"
long story short,
my ex-girlfriend is a bitch.
EDIT: now that this is moved in the matchmaking forum, I guess I'll declare a challenge to other players to witness why I am good at making folks ragequit. GT is Dimitri1033
is go Online
join a room.
Find a crowded king of the hill room.
Then...i bust out my laptop. And listen to music and watch stupid videos on youtube, until it is my turn.
Then I pick Kung Lao, and dominate the current king. I do my best to embarrass the shit out of him. I usually end the match with an unnecessary x-ray attack.
This usually makes the current king quit.
Anyways.
After becoming king, I pick Ermac. And rape. And usually make the next person quit.
During all of this, I am receiving 10's.
Then I repeat the process, and make the next guy quit...
i start getting some 5's and 7's
Repeat...make another guy quit.
I start getting some 0's and 1's.
Make the next guy quit.
The last 2 guys are giving me 0's.
Then I switch back to kung lao and see how fast i can get them to quit.
Once the room is empyt, I stand on my bed and pound on my chest while screaming "noobs i ownz uuuuuuu!!!!!"
long story short,
my ex-girlfriend is a bitch.
EDIT: now that this is moved in the matchmaking forum, I guess I'll declare a challenge to other players to witness why I am good at making folks ragequit. GT is Dimitri1033
Oh wow, It sounds like you are really good. All those people quitting on you after one loss, They must of seen your skills and been like " Oh hell no, I'm outta here! "
So from what I understand, If I ever come up against you or ZeroSymbolic ( He makes people quit all the time too ) I'm just gonna rage quit before the match even starts.
Congrats on your domination.
So from what I understand, If I ever come up against you or ZeroSymbolic ( He makes people quit all the time too ) I'm just gonna rage quit before the match even starts.
Congrats on your domination.
WhereThereIsSmoke •06/01/2011 02:09 PM (UTC) •
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If you use the term "spam" I have no time for your argument.
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Think you made a mistake in the thread's Subject. You obviously wanted to say; "I have developed a very bad case of thinking I am the man at this game"
Also:
Also:
Keith •06/01/2011 02:25 PM (UTC) •
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Led_Auditore •06/01/2011 02:38 PM (UTC) •
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Hey! whatever floats your boat man!
lol
lol
packetman . •06/01/2011 02:49 PM (UTC) •
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UlcaTron Wrote:
Something I will agree with, too.
microchip Wrote:
long story short,
my ex-girlfriend is a bitch.
long story short,
my ex-girlfriend is a bitch.
Something I will agree with, too.
There it is.
superbn0va •06/01/2011 03:10 PM (UTC) •
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lol, that sounds a bit like my play, only do i play Ermac or Kabal. also i finish the kurrent winner with a X-ray just to show him i don't need an X-ray to beat him yeah and first they give you 9/10 then they give an 5/6, and then they leave or give no more points.
i hate dis-connectors
i hate dis-connectors
microchip •06/01/2011 08:02 PM (UTC) •
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GT: Dimitri1033
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Keith Wrote:
wow. that is all i have to say haha.
EcstasyTuesday •06/01/2011 08:54 PM (UTC) •
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I do the same exact thing haha, only with Mileena.
My ex is also a bitch.
My ex is also a bitch.
maximus12 •06/01/2011 09:05 PM (UTC) •
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That's the craziest story ever!!
TortureLegend •06/01/2011 09:45 PM (UTC) •
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You on 360? I'd love to put you in your place.
iHeartXenomorphs •06/01/2011 10:02 PM (UTC) •
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Ugh, Kung Lao.
[Killswitch] •06/01/2011 10:29 PM (UTC) •
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Shao Kahn did nothing wrong
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Keith Wrote:
This was very appropriate lol
BADASS6669 •06/01/2011 10:41 PM (UTC) •
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Sex is Evil, Evil is Sin, Sin is forgiven, so Sex is in.
I kill people for a living. Get over it.
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Spoilers: (Highlight to reveal)
no body cares
no body cares
GodlyShinnok •06/01/2011 11:41 PM (UTC) •
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That's the point of KOTH.
Legendary-Scorpion •06/02/2011 12:09 AM (UTC) •
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Woo hoo? You won with two of the most powerful characters! Whoop dee doo.
Here is a hint chap: Not one a single one of us cares.
Here is a hint chap: Not one a single one of us cares.
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