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matthewhaddad
06/24/2006 09:37 AM (UTC)
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Granted... he goes on a diet, but only for one day. He then puts his weight back on.

I wish Bo' Rai Cho would go to rehab for his drinking problem.
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06/24/2006 10:45 AM (UTC)
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Granted now he looks like Li Mei wearing a mustash.

I wish the minor chars would be main chars in future MK.
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matthewhaddad
06/24/2006 11:49 AM (UTC)
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Granted, but MK8 is going to only be about ninjas, so instead of having Kitana, Mileena, Jade, Scorpion, Sub Zero, Ermac, Reptile, Rain, Smoke and Noob Saibot, it will only have Khameleon and Chameleon.

I wish that MKA will have Noob Saibot and Smoke seperate, along with Noob Smoke as secret characters.
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06/24/2006 11:55 AM (UTC)
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granted, they each have one style and the moves that only they can do seperate.

I wish Khan survives MKA without a scratch.
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06/24/2006 01:14 PM (UTC)
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Granted, but a few minutes after MKA, Shao slips on a banana peel and breaks his neck and he dies.

I wish that Shujinko got some original moves.
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matthewhaddad
06/24/2006 02:29 PM (UTC)
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Granted, his moves are:

- A lasso that he ties around his opponent. He yells 'Come over here' and pully them towards him.

- A generic projectile

- A thunderbolt which freez... I meant paralyzes the opponent for a few seconds.

- A silent bicycle kick

I wish that the MK staff were lying when they said that Chess kombat was not in MKA.
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SoDeepGex
06/24/2006 05:49 PM (UTC)
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Granted... But in order to Fit the content on the Disc they downgrade the entire Chess Kombat to 8-bit graphics and Red Dot Vs. Blue Dot fighting games.

I wish ThatKonquest mode was 2 player Co-Op./
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Wait a minute...theres no Angus McLeod in North Kiltown.

06/24/2006 05:54 PM (UTC)
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Granted, they meant to say there would be no fighting in MK:A.

I wish Baraka would fulfill his life-long dream of inventing the edible hat.
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E_D_D_01
06/24/2006 06:36 PM (UTC)
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Granted. Everyone in the game eats loads of them and ends up being exactly like bo rai cho, same looks, movesets and everything. Including the girls.

I wish Noob-smoke will stay as a tag team (HA)
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OMINOUSEXISTENCE
06/24/2006 07:13 PM (UTC)
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Granted but they're siamese twins joined at the back so they can't balance. They always stumble around and fall, causing them to fight horribly and get beat every match they take part in.

I wish MK broke away from its formulas and decided to give us an almost completely new game with things we have never seen before.
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06/24/2006 07:35 PM (UTC)
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Granted, it is completely different, it is now an 8-bit solitaire game.

I wish that Shang Tsung go his morphs back.
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06/24/2006 07:37 PM (UTC)
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SickFreak Wrote: Granted, it is completely different, it is now an 8-bit solitaire game.


Nice smile
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06/24/2006 10:10 PM (UTC)
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granted, but it takes an hour long loading time.

I wish Ed Boon would explain MKA on the tonight show.
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06/24/2006 10:12 PM (UTC)
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Granted, but he can't do the same on Letterman.

I wish they'd release the opening video.
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06/24/2006 11:15 PM (UTC)
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granted, great commentary but with frozen pictures.

I wish that an MK char would be the next president.
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Pinemartin
06/24/2006 11:38 PM (UTC)
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granted, but it's meat...

i wish that Hsu Hao would give me some kandy and stop being mean...glasses
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Metadream
06/25/2006 01:04 AM (UTC)
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Pinemartin Wrote:
granted, but it's meat...

i wish that Hsu Hao would give me some kandy and stop being mean...glasses


Granted, but the candy is poison and you die.

I wish Liu Kang would just shut the hell up already.
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Pinemartin
06/25/2006 01:24 AM (UTC)
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granted, but the silence is poison......um....yeah......

i wish that Liu Kang would shut the hell up!glasses
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06/25/2006 03:23 AM (UTC)
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Granted, but he's still a zombie.

I wish Frost would do a striptease.
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06/25/2006 10:37 AM (UTC)
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granted you literly stand frozen in shock.

I wish to see the MK chars Drunk.
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matthewhaddad
06/25/2006 10:50 AM (UTC)
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Granted, you can see all of the Mk characters drunk... did I forget to mention they had to live in Bo' Rai Cho's house though.

I wish that Raiden won't shout out Random cr@p when he is doing his flying thundergod move.
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06/25/2006 01:21 PM (UTC)
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Denied. I love hearing him shout incoherent nonsense. In the first one, I still think he shouts "Santa Monica!!!".

I wish your KAK can do Shao Kahn's insults.
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06/25/2006 01:38 PM (UTC)
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Granted, but they say the ridicules backwards and point at themselves

I wish Raiden had his MK2 flying gibberish back namely: JOHNNYBOUGHTACAR and WHYDYOUPULLMYHAIR and finally CHOPPINBROCOLAYYYYY
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Wait a minute...theres no Angus McLeod in North Kiltown.

06/25/2006 02:37 PM (UTC)
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Granted, but mostly he just shouts VASH_15KISSISMIASS!!!!!

I wish Onaga would have split personalities, one being himself, the other being Reptile's.
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06/25/2006 05:40 PM (UTC)
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Granted his personality is an average girl named Ted

I wish your corruption of my wish turned into He mostly says IKISSVASH_15SASSSSS
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