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Mkman1
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mkmans are coming soon.

 •03/09/2008 04:52 AM (UTC) •
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smacked around.

Is kano a nazi?
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Cyber_EV1L
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 •03/09/2008 04:45 PM (UTC) •
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Why bump a thread?
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ZXVanX
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Want an MK fan fiction made with your favorite mortal kombat character? contact me and I will get to it!

New Fan fiction made! check it out! its called : Johnny Leads the cage !

•03/12/2008 03:16 AM (UTC) •
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To pass time

Why woulnd't Shao Khan create dance of death ?
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 •03/12/2008 12:33 PM (UTC) •
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Because he can't dance at all

Why do Nudalities only work on Shang Tsung?
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undertaker15-0
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 •03/13/2008 11:38 AM (UTC) •
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because he loves men

why is rain gay
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 •03/16/2008 12:48 AM (UTC) •
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Rain is purple. Get it?

What would Quan Chi do for a Klondike bar?
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FlawlessBrutality
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Welcome To The New Dark Ages...

 •03/20/2008 05:07 AM (UTC) •
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the real question is what WOULDNT he do.

why do both Kung Lao and Kang believe the Great Kung Lao is their ancestor?
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MyQueenSindel
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 •04/26/2008 01:22 AM (UTC) •
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Because they are both the crack-addicted babies of an unwed teenage mother.

Is Sareena really a woman? or is she a man with her dick tucked behind her legs?
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MK-4-LIFE
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 •04/26/2008 02:11 AM (UTC) •
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Well, if she is man with her dick tucked behind her legs, I will probably vomit after all the dreams I had with her in it...

Why is Goro so slow?
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 •04/29/2008 02:30 PM (UTC) •
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Because he lost his running shoes

Who stole Shang Tsung's clothes?
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dilhush13
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 •05/08/2008 01:49 PM (UTC) •
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frrrr
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is li mei still virgin???
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invadera-26
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 •05/29/2008 03:24 AM (UTC) •
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Yes, despite the best efforts of Bo Rai Cho and Shujinko.

Why do Tanya's eyes look like Scorpions?
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 •05/29/2008 02:47 PM (UTC) •
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Because she's dead inside like Scorpion from hollow meaningless sex. Why does Reiko look so much like Shao Kahn?
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 •05/29/2008 08:09 PM (UTC) •
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because Reiko is the unloved bastard child of Shao Kahn and Sheeva with an inferiority complex.

Is Noob Saibot jealous of his little brothers achievements?
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MyQueenSindel
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 •05/29/2008 10:51 PM (UTC) •
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Because sub-Zero gets all the attention from the BDSM porn industies.


Why does Scorpion like it up the butt?
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 •05/30/2008 12:50 AM (UTC) •
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MyQueenSindel Wrote:
Because sub-Zero gets all the attention from the BDSM porn industies.


Why does Scorpion like it up the butt?
MyQueenSindel Wrote:
Because sub-Zero gets all the attention from the BDSM porn industies.


Why does Scorpion like it up the butt?


Needs somewhere to put the spear.

Why doesnt Smoke just dissipate into nothing?
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 •05/30/2008 04:06 PM (UTC) •
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Cause Noob won't let him

Does Taven sing in the shower?
yes, but only the classics

why does he only sing the classics???
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 •05/31/2008 08:56 PM (UTC) •
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Because he's 1000 years old?

Why does the Mortal Kombat tournament happen once every generation, but Deadly Alliance and Deception are back to back?
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 •05/31/2008 11:21 PM (UTC) •
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Because bad guys hate tradition.

Why did Mavado steal Kabals hookswords?
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 •06/01/2008 03:28 AM (UTC) •
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Cause he didn't have the money to buy his own

Does Quan Chi play Silent Hill?
nope. he's too scared to play it.

why is he too scared to play it?
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 •06/01/2008 08:25 PM (UTC) •
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Because the game shows originality and creativity when his universe of Mortal Kombat has recycled and stolen things from movies and other fighting games.

How do you think Havik bathes?
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 •06/02/2008 04:18 AM (UTC) •
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Why do you want to know that?


Did masturbation make Kenshi blind?
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