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 •07/21/2006 03:14 PM (UTC) •
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matthewhaddad Wrote:
. Are you talking about King Jerrod from MK or the moderator Jerrod from this site?


King Jerrod
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billyrage
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 •07/21/2006 10:20 PM (UTC) •
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yes but he was killed when she was a mere 250 years old

why is darrius's perfect soulmate his right hand
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Pinemartin
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 •07/22/2006 01:16 AM (UTC) •
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because dairou wouldnt go out with him...

why does reptile like licking air in MKDA?tongueglasses
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Anansi
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 •07/22/2006 01:17 AM (UTC) •
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Because it tastes salty and fresh!

Why are Sektor and Cyrax trick-or-treating as Johnny Cage?
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billyrage
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 •07/22/2006 03:39 AM (UTC) •
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because johnny cage's acting is scary

why is bo rai cho a drunk
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 •07/22/2006 08:17 AM (UTC) •
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Because when he was a boy, he got made fun of for his size, and when he saw all the "cool kids" drinking alchohol, he thought he'd be cool if he did it too, but he just got made fun of more. Then for some reason he thought if he drank more alchohol his problems would go away, so he eventually ended up "a drunk"

Why does Liu Kang do a bycicle kick and not a tricycle, or unicycle kick, is he racist against other "cycles"?
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•07/22/2006 11:08 AM (UTC) •
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Yes he hates other cycles

Does Sub-Zero put ice cubes in his drinks?
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 •07/22/2006 11:26 AM (UTC) •
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no, because his breath will freeze the drink as it enters his mouth.

why do most people hate liu kang? (he is one of my favourites)
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HairyJefferson
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 •07/22/2006 11:31 AM (UTC) •
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waaaaaaaaa lei co ba eh chong but chao waaa gobble gobble thats why

Why did li mei be the dragon kings hooker?
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 •07/22/2006 11:38 AM (UTC) •
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HairyJefferson Wrote:
waaaaaaaaa lei co ba eh chong but chao waaa gobble gobble thats why

Why did li mei be the dragon kings hooker?


Cause she needed a pimp and a sugah daddy


If cyber-smoke used a techno spear, would Cyber-kitana use ceiling fans?
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matthewhaddad
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 •07/22/2006 11:43 AM (UTC) •
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He paid her better than Bo Rai Cho could ever afford

How did Shujinko learn to shoot ice?
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 •07/22/2006 11:52 AM (UTC) •
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He has a cold temper
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 •07/22/2006 02:51 PM (UTC) •
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How come, out of all the MK women, Frost is the only A-cup?
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The reverse side of beauty is dyed by filth, flith lies in the beauty...

 •07/22/2006 05:03 PM (UTC) •
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because she is secretly a man

can scorpion get heart burn?
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 •07/22/2006 05:09 PM (UTC) •
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thefallenone Wrote:
because she is secretly a man

can scorpion get heart burn?


no because he's already been through hell


why is kung laos hat sharp?
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billyrage
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 •07/22/2006 05:39 PM (UTC) •
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why is kung laos hat sharp? thats like asking why is rain gay thats just one of those things that just are the way they are

why dose ashrah wear a stupid hat?

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 •07/22/2006 05:48 PM (UTC) •
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it symbolizez raiden being her pimp.
why is raiden ashrahs pimp?
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billyrage
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 •07/23/2006 01:00 AM (UTC) •
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because without him she wouldn't of gotten in the game

why did kahn kill off most od the zaurians
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The reverse side of beauty is dyed by filth, flith lies in the beauty...

 •07/23/2006 01:15 AM (UTC) •
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because they didn't have enough space for the christmas party so he killed most of them

why does shao kahn wear that helmet?
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•07/23/2006 01:31 AM (UTC) •
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He has a bald spot

If Onaga has wings how come he doesn't fly away from the batlle?
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The reverse side of beauty is dyed by filth, flith lies in the beauty...

 •07/23/2006 01:34 AM (UTC) •
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it's very personal and....*wispers*he can't fly

why is cyrax yellow?
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•07/23/2006 01:39 AM (UTC) •
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Well he used to blue but a bucket of yellow paint fell on him and went with the new look.

How did Quan-Chi get tattos?
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 •07/23/2006 01:48 AM (UTC) •
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Thenewarrior Wrote:
Well he used to blue but a bucket of yellow paint fell on him and went with the new look.

Why does Quan-Chi have tattos?


Cause after his Boy George look(you kno... the bald head, the paint and the make-up), he wanted to look a bit more masculine and Baaaaad

What do Nightwolf and John Redcorn have in common? (other than being natives...)
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HairyJefferson
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 •07/23/2006 10:08 AM (UTC) •
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they both own very popular casinos in earth realm



hpw did stryker get looking slim and young again?
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HOOOOWWWWLLLL!!!!

 •07/23/2006 02:49 PM (UTC) •
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Years of Atkins, Tae Bo, and plastic surgery.

Would The Punisher make a good fighter in MK because of his knife and gun "fatalities"?
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