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 •07/27/2006 03:10 PM (UTC) •
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Scorpion felt that he should try something knew, so he let Sheeva be a scorpion, and he be a penguin.

Why doesn't Hotaru have any pupils?
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 •07/27/2006 11:13 PM (UTC) •
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Because he is secretly blind. He sees like a bat. Ever notice why he talks so much?

Why didn't Reptile just bite down on Johnny Cage's head in the opening of MK:SM?
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 •07/28/2006 01:27 AM (UTC) •
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Do not post messages in CAPS.
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 •07/28/2006 12:39 PM (UTC) •
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He has another mask under his 1st mask

P.S. dont type in all caps

Why does Sindel have white hair with black stripes in the games, but black hair with white stripes in the movies?
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 •07/28/2006 12:53 PM (UTC) •
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matthewhaddad Wrote:
He has another mask under his 1st mask

P.S. dont type in all caps

Why does Sindel have white hair with black stripes in the games, but black hair with white stripes in the movies?


to emphasize on her Vampirella-like quality

Where do MK characters (other than Scorpion, Baraka, sub and frost) put their weapons while they dont use them?!!??!?!?
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 •07/28/2006 12:56 PM (UTC) •
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They put them where they got them from tongue

Where do they get them from?
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 •07/28/2006 02:21 PM (UTC) •
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Value Discount Thrift Store

Why does Goro have a twelve-pack instead of a six-pack?
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 •07/28/2006 02:26 PM (UTC) •
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3 packs per arm

Why doesn't Baraka learn that brushing and flossing are important!?!
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 •07/28/2006 02:55 PM (UTC) •
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Because he needs a piece of wood to do that

Why does Johnny Cage have those sunglasses?
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 •07/28/2006 03:03 PM (UTC) •
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Before, he just thought it was cool; now his eye are just ugly as fuck.



Do Edenian women go through menopause?
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•07/28/2006 05:58 PM (UTC) •
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yes except wen they go through it they loose their vaginas

y does kano have a mechanical eye smile
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 •07/28/2006 11:23 PM (UTC) •
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he couldn't afford a glass one

why does raiden have to have the lighting powers?wow
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 •07/29/2006 12:52 AM (UTC) •
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Because he stole them from the Lightning God... his original thunder powers to make lotta noice where kinda shitty...

Why is the lin kuei temple on an icy environment when not all lin kuei are ice-powered?
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?????????????????? or !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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•07/29/2006 02:04 AM (UTC) •
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Because I said so!




Why does sheeva look like a Gorilla?
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 •07/29/2006 03:03 AM (UTC) •
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Because her father screwed one.

Are the moves the characters use real martial arts moves or no?
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 •07/29/2006 04:54 AM (UTC) •
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Motaro11 Wrote:
Because I said so!




Why does sheeva look like a Gorilla?


She doesn't - you are just jealous of how cool she looks!

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Because her father screwed one.

Are the moves the characters use real martial arts moves or no?


They are

Why did Jarek just copy Kano's moves? Was he that uninspired?
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 •07/29/2006 03:30 PM (UTC) •
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No, he's just a bitch.

Why is Ashrah still living?
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The reverse side of beauty is dyed by filth, flith lies in the beauty...

 •07/29/2006 04:18 PM (UTC) •
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because she hasn't died yet-DUH!

why do edenians live so long?
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?????????????????? or !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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•07/29/2006 05:03 PM (UTC) •
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Because Goro keeps them iving by_____.


How does oro keep them living?
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 •07/29/2006 05:06 PM (UTC) •
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Motaro11 Wrote:
Because Goro keeps them iving by_____.


How does oro keep them living?


By killing them confused ( stupid answer :P )

Why does Kitana ware blue?
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The reverse side of beauty is dyed by filth, flith lies in the beauty...

 •07/29/2006 06:40 PM (UTC) •
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because she doesn't like purple...

why does nitara wear an eyepatch?
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 •07/29/2006 10:08 PM (UTC) •
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she is secretly a pirate

why is johnny cage's acting so scary
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The reverse side of beauty is dyed by filth, flith lies in the beauty...

 •07/30/2006 12:54 PM (UTC) •
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because of the eyes...

why did they have to end mortal kombat right now?

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 •07/30/2006 03:33 PM (UTC) •
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because they didn't want to end up bringing in more crap characters like mokap

how come in the mkd konquest when you punch mokap in the face he says oh my balls dose that mean hes a dickhead or a ballchinian
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The reverse side of beauty is dyed by filth, flith lies in the beauty...

 •07/30/2006 04:00 PM (UTC) •
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both

why is ermac red?
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