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spineripper
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 •08/20/2008 04:06 AM (UTC) •
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She watche's Godzilla movies. Why do all the ninjas wear cowls?
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KingofKings97
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 •08/24/2008 02:56 AM (UTC) •
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because they want to

why hasn't reptile been announed for mk vs dc
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(Erik)
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 •08/24/2008 11:12 PM (UTC) •
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He has. You just don't know because he's cloaking.

Will MKA be better than MK vs. DCU?
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Vash_15
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 •08/25/2008 12:01 AM (UTC) •
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No, because MKA lacks Batman

Why no tremor?
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PrincessMeta
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Turn on your light and they'll see you. Make a sound and they'll hear you. If you think it's scary being lost...

Just wait till you're found

 •08/25/2008 12:11 AM (UTC) •
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Cause he's too busy getting stoned, if you know what I mean

What did Onaga say to Shinnok?
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redman
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 •08/27/2008 07:49 PM (UTC) •
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I'll rape you if you don't give me a chicken nugget.

Why did kintaro stick a donut up his ass?
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Vash_15
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 •08/27/2008 08:58 PM (UTC) •
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To see how it felt to be ass raped by a girl

Why was Reptile on "acid" during MKA? *cue comedic drum tune* :|
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PrincessMeta
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Turn on your light and they'll see you. Make a sound and they'll hear you. If you think it's scary being lost...

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 •08/27/2008 09:32 PM (UTC) •
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Cause Daegon gave him the stuff

After the events of Cloverfield, is it true that Raiden is trying to repopulate New York City with Lawn Gnomes?
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Vash_15
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 •08/28/2008 09:18 PM (UTC) •
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No, he's trying to repopulate it with more cloverfield to kill the humans so that there's no more pollution to destroy earthrealm.

Taven can has cheezburger?
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PrincessMeta
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Turn on your light and they'll see you. Make a sound and they'll hear you. If you think it's scary being lost...

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 •08/29/2008 01:08 AM (UTC) •
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For $10

What's Shang Tsung's favorite booK?
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RoGE9
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 •08/29/2008 03:03 AM (UTC) •
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Call Me Women because he thinks that women is a sexy Bill Cosby lookalike.

How does Reptile mate?
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Vash_15
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 •08/30/2008 01:48 PM (UTC) •
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With his scaly penis

Daegona can has happy?
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redman
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 •09/01/2008 04:29 AM (UTC) •
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Only if he strips naked.


Why did shinnok love quan chi sooooo much?
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KingofKings97
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 •09/16/2008 08:35 PM (UTC) •
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because quan chi is a 12 year girl "on the inside"

why did raiden turn evil
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PrincessMeta
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Turn on your light and they'll see you. Make a sound and they'll hear you. If you think it's scary being lost...

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 •09/16/2008 11:43 PM (UTC) •
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Because he was sick of being good

Why did Quan Chi and Shang Tsung adopt the Cloverfield monster?
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Vash_15
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 •09/18/2008 12:47 AM (UTC) •
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Because gay humans can't make monsters through sex.

Why is Cloverfield so AWESOME, but not in MKA?
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Mosquito777
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 •09/20/2008 09:37 PM (UTC) •
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Because in MKA the cloverfeild monster looks like Jonny Cage....wearing a Speedo.

Why doesn’t Noob play the accordion anymore?
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BiohazardEXTREME
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 •09/22/2008 07:26 PM (UTC) •
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Because in MK8, Weird Al will replace him.

Why did the Jarek cross the road?
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Gameboy
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 •09/22/2008 07:40 PM (UTC) •
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because he felt like it.



why do kung loa act like a monkey?
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BiohazardEXTREME
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 •09/22/2008 07:50 PM (UTC) •
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Because he's a fan of Darwin.

Who stole Liu Kang's rice?
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~Nova
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Counting bodies like sheep to the rhythm of a war drum

•09/22/2008 08:46 PM (UTC) •
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Bo Rai Cho, so he can ferment it to make wine.

How does Baraka brush his teeth? grin
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Jiro
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Kung Lao/Smoke main. Maker of puns and bad jokes.

 •09/24/2008 02:19 AM (UTC) •
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with his Sharpie

Who will win: Stryker or Cyrax?
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Vash_15
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 •09/24/2008 11:58 PM (UTC) •
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Reptile eats them both before they fight

What if Noob Saibot became both a black and a white ninja named Noob and Saibot and they fought?
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Nic-V
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 •09/25/2008 07:53 PM (UTC) •
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Vash_15 Wrote:
What if Noob Saibot became both a black and a white ninja named Noob and Saibot and they fought?

Saibot would leave the fight to go make a weird game

Why does Stryker like cheeseburgers?
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Mick-Lucifer
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 •09/28/2008 04:29 AM (UTC) •
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Nic-V Wrote:
Why does Stryker like cheeseburgers?

The fatty burger makes his lactose intolerance all the more interesting.

I just bought MKA: Am I cool now?
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