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KingofKings97
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 •12/17/2008 09:59 PM (UTC) •
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P is for Princess

Why is there Khameleon and Chameleon???
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 •12/18/2008 02:08 AM (UTC) •
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So Reptile won't get be alone

Why?
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HavokX
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 •12/18/2008 04:56 AM (UTC) •
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So they can have a reptilin threesome.


why would they have a threesome?
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Vash_15
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 •12/21/2008 03:53 PM (UTC) •
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So they could do an Animality


Why would the hentai lovers jerk off to this bestiality?
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 •12/21/2008 05:22 PM (UTC) •
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I think the question answers itself

If Noob was the original Sub-Zero, does he still play in the snow?
no b/c he will catch a cold.

can raiden get static shockd?
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assassinLM
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 •12/24/2008 01:28 AM (UTC) •
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why do Baraka and Mileena hate each other so much, did Baraka get down with Mileena's sister or something
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KingofKings97
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 •01/03/2009 05:27 PM (UTC) •
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FVF:Yes, the cloth he was wearing in MK:DA was the proof.

ALM: No, Baraka got down with Mileena, period. When she yells "YOU WILL DIE!!!" It actually means, "DO ME HARDER!!!"

Why is Taven so gay?
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 •01/04/2009 03:21 AM (UTC) •
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Cause he loves Kung Lao

Why does Kitana think she's a monkey?
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DrZoidberg
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 •01/04/2009 05:48 AM (UTC) •
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cause she doesn't shave certain areas.
Why does meat wear underwear? at Vash It would be furry not bestiality.
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KingofKings97
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 •01/04/2009 10:09 PM (UTC) •
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It protects the meatiest part.

What would Shinnok do for a Klondike bar?
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DrZoidberg
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 •01/04/2009 10:23 PM (UTC) •
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take over the Netherealm .
Why is Sonya so ugly in MKA?
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subzero-2DBone
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 •01/08/2009 01:05 PM (UTC) •
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why does sonya look like a resident evil rip-off?

why is dairou so ugly?
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subzero-2DBone
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 •01/08/2009 01:13 PM (UTC) •
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Why is Sonya so ugly in MKA?: cuz she has been busy fighting other things in a certain mansion
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KingofKings97
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 •01/08/2009 09:32 PM (UTC) •
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Resident Evil R-O: cuz she does

Dairou ugly: He watched The Ring
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Jiro
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 •01/09/2009 03:27 AM (UTC) •
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KingofKings97 Wrote:
Resident Evil R-O: cuz she does

Dairou ugly: He watched The Ring


why didnt you post a question?
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DrZoidberg
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 •01/09/2009 03:34 AM (UTC) •
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because he was too lazy
Why is Milenia's costume so revealing?
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subzero-2DBone
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 •01/09/2009 09:57 AM (UTC) •
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cuz she wants to win more fights,and its easier to fight with less clothes,for many reasons

why do drahmin look like a clown and play as a clown?
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 •01/09/2009 02:39 PM (UTC) •
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subzero-2DBone Wrote:
cuz she wants to win more fights,and its easier to fight with less clothes,for many reasons

why do drahmin look like a clown and play as a clown?

cause he was a carny

If you mother is your mother but your father's sister isn't related to you, how is it related to MKA
b/c quan chi killed them all and added it to his collection of tattoos as a reminder

what is scorpions favorite hot sauce?
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DrZoidberg
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 •01/10/2009 02:36 AM (UTC) •
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Netherrealm in a bottle
Couldn't Scorpion pee hot sauce?
Yes, which is why he can't go camping in the living forest...

"Only You Can Prevent Forest Fires (That means you Scorpion)"

Will there be another Johnny Cage film in theaters soon?glasses
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 •01/10/2009 04:17 AM (UTC) •
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No. In fact Cage is banned from ever releasing another film.

Why do Cage's films suck?
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DrZoidberg
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 •01/10/2009 04:57 AM (UTC) •
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because Andrzej Bartkowiak directed them
How would a tarkatan pick their nose?
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Sub_ZER0
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 •01/15/2009 12:09 AM (UTC) •
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Trick Question, they use their toes.

If Taven was on your back, naked, would you wack him off?
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