Mortal Kombat Armageddon: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Yes then I'd go and take a long shower
Who does Ermac dream about?
dirty things
Why do all the male characters take roids?
Their balls are too big
Why do most of the female characters look like men?
cuz ed boon wakes up every morning
why do i want to kill myself ?cuz in the last 3 mkgames we have to play the conquest mode to get more characters
things i just want to say :
moloch is shrek
mavado is dracula
baracka is from the lord of the rings
chameleon has a gay stance
bo rai chocolate: its okay that fat guys/girls is in a mk game but dont make them so annoying
i miss cyrax net,but bo rai chocolate stole it with his needs to puke
I don't recall Baraka in the Lord of the Rings, and this is stupid questions about Armageddon not about you committing suicide over a video game.
Anyway to get back on topic,
Why doesn't Orin teleport Taven directly to the place he needs to go?
Cause he's lazy
If Taven could be a plant, what kind would he be?
Hmm...Coca Plant
What was up with that one guy about 2 or 3 posts up?
he wants attention
Would Scorpion's farts automatically catch on fire?
Yes
What is Onaga's weakness?
Mama say Onaga is so ornery cause he got all them teeth and no toothbrush......
Goro and Johnny Cage walk into a bar....what do they say?
Johnny Cage says to Goro, "Hey Goro, have you been working out? Because it looks like you have been working on you forearms!" Goro says to the bartender, "That's Johnny for ya!"
Whats the deal with airplane food?
Goro made it
What would happen if someone forced Quan Chi to watch the worst movies ever made?
He would be seeing Johnny Cage wayyy too much
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
Fujin
Why won't Shang Tsung sing for me?
He is too busy singing for Quan Chi.
Rain is #1?
Yes, Rain is the number one super guy.
Animality?
monkey!
what airlines does motaro fly?
Juank-air.
(Bonus Points if you get that.)
Friendship!
Friendship? Again?
YOU SUCK! :D *btw i didn't get it :(*
why did sub zero kill glacius and took his arms before DA?
Juank-Air is pronounced wanker.
wow i did get it lol. i figured it meant something else.
Getting to the question. He killed him because Glacius used cool technology that made Sub-Zero feel suBperior.
Who does Jade have a secret crush on?
Why not
Did Quan Chi ever watch MST3K?
Vash_15 •06/29/2009 01:44 AM (UTC) •0
No, but he watched lots of porn.
Why doesn't MK have any twins?
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