Mortal Kombat Armageddon: Chain Story End thread. (Most random story ever)
Turn fruity for this last final battlle..
But the queer eye people said GTFO, and they refered him to Boy George and Elton John instead. Suddenly, Elten John started playing "Candle in the Wind" when....
Mokap boos him and Elton John shoots Mokap with a bebegun in the balls and Mokap waits for 2 seconds, then dies.
Then Johnny Cage came in, and wanted revenge for his fallen friend, so he yelled..
Don't you know who I am??
I am the star of several mortal kombat movies!! So, I will have to talk to...
Ed Boon about renewing my life insurance and protection then he recives a call its.....
sajo77 •06/16/2006 10:29 PM (UTC) •0
Zebron, who demands that Boon put him in the next Mortal Kombat. Boon replies with...
Only if you give me a free Starbucks Iced Mocha.
I dont have enough money how about a plain frappuccino replies zebron.
"Only if I get a free hooker too," Boon replies. Then Noob Saibot runs up crying because preteens are making fun of his name...
And Boon bitch slaps him and tells him to go get it legally changed. Noob Saibot...
Noob then cries and sues for abuse. The judge turns out to be none other than...
Hotaru of Seido. Unfortunately, Noob Saibot's lawyer was none other than the terrorist, Darrius, so Boon had the advantage.
However, Hotaru dies instantly because he is so lame. The coroner himself said that the lameness was too much for his body, to which Boon replies...
"OMGZ DNT MAK FUN UV MK CARACTURS CUZ WE RAN OUTTA TYME!11"
When repile goes around The Chaos Relam
Vash_15 •06/17/2006 03:00 AM (UTC) •0
..and Reptile kills everyone, teams up with Blaze, and they go get some hoes.
After getting some hoes, they both then go to the Nexus and split up. Blaze goes back to the top of the pyramid and starts crying and reptile goes to the order realm and breaks every law they have then is sentenced to death row..
he formes a gang in prison called the....
Funny Bunnies who go and plant flowers around the prison cell. Just as they were about to plant a daffodill, Sareena comes and offers Reptile and his friends an offer. This offer is 'I will get you out of jail if...
you can lead me to a strip club. So reptile takes her to the secret order strip club darrius holds so she
Can meet the s!ut Tanya and kill her. Sareena sneaks into Tanyas dressing room and steals her Kobu Jutsu. She impales Tanya, who falls to the ground. Tanya's dying words are...
Damn, you got me bitch! Tanya then dies, so Sareena thought.. As Sareena is walking away Tanya does her teleport move and beats the shit out of Sareena.. Kintana runs in with her fan and hits....
...Tanya square between the eyes causing Dan Forden to pop out from the corner of the dressing room and say "Toasty!"...
Havik has then reanimate Mokaps corpse and uses it for the way chaos is meant to be. He then makes Mokap do all sorts of weird facial expressions and yells out cuss words, so it seems he gots Terrets Syndrom. Havik then makes him do arobics then..
Havic suddenly sees the most chaotic move ever the bunny out of the hat trick performed by.....
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