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Kung Lao, Havik sends the bunny on a mission to..
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 •06/17/2006 11:21 AM (UTC) •
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Liu Kang who gobbles at Havik and Havik dies but suddenly....
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 •06/17/2006 02:58 PM (UTC) •
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Hotaru comes back to life because he's in fact a really awesome character (just terribly underrated). He rips Havik out of Liu Kang's body because cannibalism is agaisnt the law. As punishment Liu Kang must...
Plot on Havik for reanimating his corpse, and think of a punishment for Hotaru for ripping his body in half, Liu Kang then does a brutality on both of them.. Havik who is obviously bound to chaos puts up a bettter fight while Hotaru...
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•06/17/2006 04:37 PM (UTC) •
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...rips off his armor and shows off the new piercings on his...
Nipples and his genetials.. Havik gets distracted by Hotarus pierceings and then Lui Kang blind sides Havik and pushes his face into Hotarus pubic region, while saying "You must like it, you keep staring at it". Hotaru gives Havik a huge mushroom bruise if u know what i mean and Havik yells...
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 •06/17/2006 04:48 PM (UTC) •
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Ouch.
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•06/17/2006 04:48 PM (UTC) •
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(WTF is a mushroom bruise?)
"OH JESUS WHY!?" as Hotaru proceeds to rape his nostrils. Just then arrive screaming fangirls of...
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(WTF is a mushroom bruise?)
(GodOfWar-TheElder: A mushroom bruise is when you get smacked in the face with a dick or something.. lol)

Austin Powers, then the booth babes of E3 come from the other side, both the Fangirls of Austin Powers, and the booth babes of E3 start fighting over Hotarus sexy body with the pierceings.. They are yelling no bitch hes all mine, in the background you hear another one say "Dam Hotaru.. your hung!" Hair is flying all over and while they are fighting, Havik still dizzy from being slapped by Hotarus sausage, he tries to escape the scene undetected, but Hotaru grabs him and being doing what he started.. raping his nostrils.. his nose starts gushing out blood then all his brains fall out.. Then that one dude pops up in the corner saying "Raped" instead of "Toasty" after that...
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•06/17/2006 05:06 PM (UTC) •
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(LMAO, that's sick)
Bo' Rai Cho sits on Dan Forden and then starts offering to the screaming fangirls beer laced with...
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 •06/17/2006 05:08 PM (UTC) •
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Cheese.
And ever clear.. little do they know Bo Rai Cho is a raging alcoholic and gets really really violent when he is drunk, i mean literally.. So he gets them drunk as fuck off some 200 proof Ever Clear, they all are crying because their mouth is on fire from drinkin that 200 proof..Bo Rai Cho says" I warned you it would burn the hell out of your throught".. then Bo Rai Cho takes the rest of the Liquor to the head and gets really violent.. Bo Rai Cho then..
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•06/17/2006 05:19 PM (UTC) •
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...crashes a midget convention and throws midgets at the fangirls, who scream...
Leave those poor little "things" alone.. Bo Rai Cho yells "I'm rick James bitch!" Bo Rai Cho then socks one of the fangirls in the mouth leaving her toothless, Bo Rai Cho then says "now you will give even better head" she picks up her teeth from the floor and runs home, while all of this is happening Scorpion is..
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 •06/17/2006 05:27 PM (UTC) •
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Dying on the bathroom floor from a cocaine overdose.
Sub-Zero runs in and offers Scorpion some more cocaine.. Scorpion refuses because he is already fucked up from the first bump he did.. So Sub-Zero calls him a lil bitch and Sub-Zero tries to look all cool so he takes the cocaine and he waits a few seconds he says "This aint shit".. a few seconds later he starts to twitch, he then falls on the floor going into seizures and convolutions.. Smoke then comes in and says you fucked up right, that was some good shit right, man you trippen! Sub-Zero looks at Smoke he is so fucked up his eyes are crossed, he says "Smoke... i aint trippen (like off of friday the first movie)... wait you hear that? Smoke says dont start trippen out on me man.... you want me to get you a glass of water or what? Sub-Zero replys..
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 •06/17/2006 06:08 PM (UTC) •
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Get me some beer bitch Smoke then replies......
NOTE:GodOfWar-TheElder you wrote too much not that what you wrote was bad, but give the rest of us a chance man.
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NOTE:GodOfWar-TheElder you wrote too much not that what you wrote was bad, but give the rest of us a chance man.

NOTE:You can say anything you want in this thread, anyone has a chance.. you can write as much as you want.. this is the most random thread on this forum i think so it wont be hard to come up with the next part of the story but sorry yea i guess i do get into the story ill write a lil less sorry peepz but cmon im just making it intresting!
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•06/17/2006 06:48 PM (UTC) •
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"What color, and LSD or no?" TO which Subby answers...
Just get me a shot of some Jose Cuervmo
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Join the KMD (Kang Must Die) club and recieve a free piece of his corpse, no donation=1 of his fingers. small donation= a limb. Large donation=the turkey voiced Monkey boy's Head.

 •06/17/2006 06:55 PM (UTC) •
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Smoke leaves then returns saying "someone drank all our beer" Subz answers in a fit of rage....
WHAT THE FUCK? YOU LITTLE QUEER!! HOW CAN YOU LET THEM TAKE OUR BEER!! that aint it seeing how Bo Rai Cho is a raging drunk he unleashes hell on smoke.. Smoke began to..
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 •06/17/2006 07:05 PM (UTC) •
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cry like a 3 year old girl! scorpion walks in at tht piont of time completly stoned out of is mind! singing "coz i got high" by afro man, at tht piont of time sheeva walks in when scorpion got up to the verse "i was gonna make love to u but thn i got high!" to this sheeva...
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•06/17/2006 07:06 PM (UTC) •
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...shudders and bitchslaps him on the face. She flexes for no reason, then turns to Cho and says...
What the fuck.. hes higher than a kite.. what did you guys give this asshole? Scorpion says "I CHALLENGE YOU TO MORTAL KOMBAT!" so Sheeva starts bombing on him, scorpion is swinging crazy all over... Cho says dam your gettin your..
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