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Pinemartin
07/08/2006 04:53 AM (UTC)
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dream Pinemartin comes out of no where and starts dancing and then he kills baraka because hes gay and everybodys happy so they let him join in the tea party! whoo go pine...glasses
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MotaroG0d
07/08/2006 05:32 AM (UTC)
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Bill Clinton come's out of nowhere and starts doing Kitana and Millena but then Bill Clinton get's shot by...
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07/08/2006 07:35 AM (UTC)
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Pinemartin Wrote:
he kills baraka because hes gay glasses

What did I say?
Go on, Pinemartin. Keep pushing it.
This is the last time I'm warning you about this. There will be no bigoted, intolerant hateful garbage like this posted here.
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matthewhaddad
07/08/2006 07:49 AM (UTC)
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MotaroG0d Wrote:
Bill Clinton come's out of nowhere and starts doing Kitana and Millena but then Bill Clinton get's shot by...

Stryker, who hears Kitana and Mileena screaming "get away from me". Stryker, being a cop, knows that this is illegal and kills Clinton. Kitana and Mileena think Stryker is cute (in a retarted sort of way) and...
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killerkill87
07/08/2006 09:14 AM (UTC)
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they plan to scarfise him to their god who is
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Pinemartin
07/08/2006 09:37 AM (UTC)
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pinemartin, and he accepts the sacrifice and challenges him to pong and pinemartin wins but then dream mavado challenges pine and...glasses
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matthewhaddad
07/08/2006 10:41 AM (UTC)
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pine and Cage to a ping pong match between him and hsu hao...
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Pinemartin
07/08/2006 10:51 AM (UTC)
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pine and cage win easily and then they become best of friends and johnny even lets pinemartin star in his newest movie, "i sleep in a car..." which is about...glasses
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07/08/2006 11:01 AM (UTC)
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...Pinemartin's homophobia and inability to use apostrophes. Dream!Evanji appears with a boom box playing Pleasureman Gunther and grabs hold of Nightwolf, then...
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matthewhaddad
07/08/2006 11:03 AM (UTC)
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slaps him across the face for not calling lately. This makes Nightwolf...
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killerkill87
07/09/2006 03:36 AM (UTC)
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hungry and for the muchies so he goes to noob scorpion subzero and ask him for something
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Ninja_Mime
07/09/2006 04:03 AM (UTC)
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They tell him that they will give him something if he can convince Stryker to jump on Sheeva like this:
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matthewhaddad
07/09/2006 09:57 AM (UTC)
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Somehow Stryker is convinced and he does, but then Sheeva rips off all of Strykers limbs and because of her incredible power, becomes the ruler of all of the realms. All must hail Sheeva or else she will kill them....
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killerkill87
07/09/2006 07:35 PM (UTC)
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then sheeva stop dreaming and realize it will never happen anyways noob and the others decide that stryker must moon khan if he is going to join so stryker
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MotaroG0d
07/10/2006 08:10 AM (UTC)
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Goes to moon Kahn but Kahn use's his NEW AND IMPROVED CONDOMMAJIGIC snd stick's it up Stryker's @$$....
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matthewhaddad
07/10/2006 09:19 AM (UTC)
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Stryker gets a little freaked out by this and runs off...
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07/10/2006 06:36 PM (UTC)
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matthewhaddad Wrote:
Stryker gets a little freaked out by this and runs off...

Then about 5 hours later stryker and sheeva get engaged. Broly appears one last time and in a self destructive like blast, destroys all the non MK characters mentioned in this thread from page 10 -this current page (including himself), then fades away. Everyone looks at this and then cheers afterwards.....up until they found out that every realm got destroyed in the process so now they're in the nexus. What happens next is...............
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killerkill87
07/10/2006 10:48 PM (UTC)
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They are joined by every non MK character mentioned in this thread. Goku naruto broli the trix rabbit are all back to join the MK cast. They float around Nexus wondering what to do and then all of a sudden... ( plz don't kill all the non mk characters it would make me cry)
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Ninja_Mime
07/11/2006 05:58 AM (UTC)
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Stryker begins to have hot gay sex with Nightwolf. Sheeva gets very angry.
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richiestoner101
07/11/2006 08:24 AM (UTC)
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because she wants hot gay sex too!!!!!
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