ehmm nice try.. uhh...don't try tread on my thread though..same with the Chris Jericho guy lol.

Oravear Wrote: Stryker- After being humilated by his outfit he wore during his battle he seeked out ed boon. After finding mr.boon he asked him why did he get just a ridiculous story and outfit. Ed simply said "its because I hate you." Nightwolf- After coming home from protecting his lands nightwolf sued the national government for 12083029 acres of land that he claims were stolen from him when the white man traveled to america. Nightwolf was awared with 12 more acres in gratitude for defening the earth

Jerek-After relizing that being such a filler in character in a crappy game would never get him another job Jerek went on his quest to find the worlds largest snowcone.....its was never written if he acheived his goal

ErmacMk5 Wrote: ehmm nice try.. uhh...don't try tread on my thread though..same with the Chris Jericho guy lol.

eh let us to it too

all right just don't do too many.. you've gotta leave some for me.

Oravear Wrote: ErmacMk5 Wrote: ehmm nice try.. uhh...don't try tread on my thread though..same with the Chris Jericho guy lol. eh let us to it too

I love what he said about Stryker! LOL. I want to hear something about Kabal and Motaro!

Motaro- believed to be dead, Motaro was found working for elmer's glue. embarassed that he got beaten up by a girl, Motaro went into hiding. However the prince of the centurians has heard of a recent conspiracy to use Centaurs for glue; enraged, Motaro gathers up a motley crew that includes Michael Moore, Rodney King, and Ho Sung Pak to protest this. However the new deadly alliance of the republican party and the Dragon King's unbeatable army have plans for the fab four.

Kabal- Kabal is a man on the run; it is rumored that the geriatric Sub-Zero has been attacking Kabal in an attempt to steal his respirator; Kabal must dodge his elderly adversary while stopping the deadly alliance of the Republican party and The Dragon King's unbeatable army.

some one do classic sub zero!

Sub-Zero: Thought to be dead, Sub-Zero makes a menial living signing autographs for fan bois. After ten years of hearing 30 year old virgins say "So, Sub-Zero, when are you going to Kick your brother's ass" Sub-Zero dones the Lin Kuei garb to attack his brother; he is decisively defeated by his much improved brother, proving that he is nothing more than an overrated one appearance Mortal Kombatant. Sub-Zero returns to the shadows of the comic book conventions.

CrowClock Wrote: some one do classic sub zero!

ErmacMk5 Wrote: Sub-Zero: Thought to be dead, Sub-Zero makes a menial living signing autographs for fan bois. After ten years of hearing 30 year old virgins say "So, Sub-Zero, when are you going to Kick your brother's ass" Sub-Zero dones the Lin Kuei garb to attack his brother; he is decisively defeated by his much improved brother, proving that he is nothing more than an overrated one appearance Mortal Kombatant. Sub-Zero returns to the shadows of the comic book conventions. CrowClock Wrote: some one do classic sub zero!

ell ohh ell

::Bows::

CrowClock Wrote: ErmacMk5 Wrote: Sub-Zero: Thought to be dead, Sub-Zero makes a menial living signing autographs for fan bois. After ten years of hearing 30 year old virgins say "So, Sub-Zero, when are you going to Kick your brother's ass" Sub-Zero dones the Lin Kuei garb to attack his brother; he is decisively defeated by his much improved brother, proving that he is nothing more than an overrated one appearance Mortal Kombatant. Sub-Zero returns to the shadows of the comic book conventions. CrowClock Wrote: some one do classic sub zero! ell ohh ell

BIG SCOOP THE FIRST MORTAL KOMBAT DECEPTION ENDING:

Fan Boi: Despite searching outworld low and high for Scorpion, Fan Boi cannot find his hero. It is there that he runs into Sub-Zero. Fan boi makes fun of him, insulting the size of Sub-Zero's manhood, saying Scorpion's is much bigger.

It is not known what happened to fan boy, but it is now believed that he froze to death.

lol this is so fucked up its funny-- fucking fan boi's.

subzero961 Wrote: lol this is so fucked up its funny-- fucking fan boi's.

Amen

ErmacMK5 Wrote: subzero961 Wrote: lol this is so fucked up its funny-- fucking fan boi's. Amen

stone cold steve austin:

pissed of @y2j for trying to ruin his carrer at survivor series 2003, stone cold was told by christian that pretty boy chris jericho was entering in the mkd tournament, stone cold worked for shang stung in order to beat y2j in MORTAL KOMBAT!

ken:

ken was waiting for next martial arts tournament to show off somemore, but the excitement at being able to show off was just to much for ken so he asked oro (his master) to give a tickit in the mortal kombat tournament

It was funnier when ErmacMK5 was doing them, there's nothing funny about them.

alright, well I thought I'd try my own parody if it sux... just tell me... or skull me... jk!

Heihachi Mishima: after finally biting the dust in Tekken, Heihachi was left unemployed. He discovered that because Namco was full of lazy bastards, he was able to use the plot holes in the Tekken storyline (even larger than those of MK) to travel to another fighting game ala Soul Cali 2 for PS2. He mistakenly found himself in the Outworld, staring down the Dragon King's army... His last words were "WTF... where's Kasumi?"
Weapon: old folks diaper/sumo thong from T4
Allies: a sexually confused giant bear
Enemies: Sub-Zero, competing for the character most likely to have Alzheimers
Fatality: Heihachi pops an entire bottle of Viagra making his... uh... hair, extremely hard/sharp. He then impales his foe.

lol, that fatality is genius, nice one.

Subzero: After getting a call from his agent,(Ed Boon) Subzero left the Outworld in search of all that slandered him on the MK Online chat forums. He finally succeeded in the Annihilation of all but one.... ErmacMK5.

Dumbfounded, he left to seek out the moderators for the web IP address that ErmacMK5's computer uses to log into the site. After achieving his goal, He then showed up at ErmacMK5's second place of residence.

"Is ErmacMK5 home"? "NO" his mother says with a slight smile. Sub: "Well could you tell me where he might be?" She replied. "Yes, he took off a few days back all happy and excited." "He said he found where Scorpion was and wanted to get an autograph and ask him some questions." Subzero just smiles a shit eatting grin and says "Thank You" "You've been very informative." "Oh, by the way, does he also go by the name of Fan Boi?" She nods her head "Yes, yes he does."

bored so here's another 1:

Disgruntled Fanboy! (i'm totally biting ErmacMK5's Fanboi, but what the hell... we'll just say he's a pallette swap )

From the realm of Cowpoke, Iowa, the Fanboy plots to rule all realms... through Deception! Formerly a hardcore MK fan, he has come to hate the series vehemenatly. First there was the steady decline in quality of MK games (Special Forces... it shall haunt him forever) then came Mortal Kombat: Deadly Alliance, the game that promised to redeem the franchise. Being the MK fanatic he is, Fanboy pre-ordered and paid full price... for his buggy copy of MK:DA
He spends countless hours of the days of his life looking for the final secret... the rumored 'version code', but to no avail. Then, barely a year after its released, DA is given FREE with a copy of Psi-Ops:Mindgate Conspiracy *crap title eh?*. Cursing the addiction that is MK he vows revenge. And he knows exactly who he must destroy: Nick Scryer of Psi-Ops. But the FB knows that Nick Scryer is actually Scorpion ~Psi-Ops cheat~ So he sets out to destroy everyone's favorite ninja spectre! Then FB has a revelation: Scryer is telepathic/telekinetic, as are Ermac and Kenshi. But Ermac is just an error, and all ninja's are color swaps. Thus he deduces he must eliminate all of the ninjas! Then he realizes Reiko wears a ninja-like costume... but Reiko of course, is Shao Kahn in disguise *duh, every MK fan knos this * and Shao Kahn is actually the Dragon King!! But so is Reptile! Then there was that theory about Liu Kang... Screw it, he'll just kill them all... using Deception!

Jaybe2K4 Wrote: bored so here's another 1: Disgruntled Fanboy! (i'm totally biting ErmacMK5's Fanboi, but what the hell... we'll just say he's a pallette swap ) From the realm of Cowpoke, Iowa, the Fanboy plots to rule all realms... through Deception! Formerly a hardcore MK fan, he has come to hate the series vehemenatly. First there was the steady decline in quality of MK games (Special Forces... it shall haunt him forever) then came Mortal Kombat: Deadly Alliance, the game that promised to redeem the franchise. Being the MK fanatic he is, Fanboy pre-ordered and paid full price... for his buggy copy of MK:DA He spends years of his life looking for the final secret... the rumored 'version code', but to no avail. Then, barely a year after its released, DA is given FREE with a copy of Psi-Ops:Mindgate Conspiracy *crap title eh?*. Cursing the addiction that is MK he vows revenge. And he knows exactly who he must destroy: Nick Scryer of Psi-Ops. But the FB knows that Nick Scryer is actually Scorpion ~Psi-Ops cheat~ So he sets out to destroy everyone's favorite ninja spectre! Then FB has a revelation: Scryer is telepathic/telekinetic, as are Ermac and Kenshi. But Ermac is just an error, and all ninja's are color swaps. Thus he deduces he must eliminate all of the ninjas! Then he realizes Reiko wears a ninja-like costume... but Reiko of course, is Shao Kahn in disguise *duh, every MK fan knos this * and Shao Kahn is actually the Dragon King!! But so is Reptile! Then there was that theory about Liu Kang... Screw it, he'll just kill them all... using Deception!

lol another good one, do a few more Deception chracters I'm sure they've not all been done

NEW! Official story for Sindel!

After MK3, Sindel returned to the throne. Then that whole MK4 thing happened and half the new rip-off, filler characters disappeared from the series, never to be seen again. What was the queen doing during her hiatus from MK4 and Deadly Alliance? who the hell knows, but now she's back and badder than ever with enough T&A to appear in an Xtreme Beach Volleyball game...

Pissed that she had no active role in the last two MKs (and the fact that she looked like Fran Drescher in Annihilation) she plans to finally show up her daughter Kitana "ha, ur in the friggin chess game" and decieve the earth warriors, all the while seducing the Dragon King with her skills as a MILF

NEW! Hidden Character Revealed! Akira from Yu Suzuki's critically acclaimed Virtua Fighter!

Akira sought new challenges to hone his fighting ability (and his hair). His travels brought him across another fighter named Shujinko. He spoke of many things, fools and kings... er, sorry... anywaze, he told many tales of MK lore, which caused Akira to realize 2 things: he could meet new challengers in this Mortal Kombat and... Virtua Fighter has no storyline! Ah!! And so he traveled and searched for a worthy Kombatant, when he ran across a yellow ninja. The ninja seemed almost ghostly in his movements, and without warning, he attacked. Ultimately, Akira's highly superior fighting system complete with throws, combos, counters and frame-counting proved no match for a well-placed spear and some hell-fire... TOASTY!

ok, last one...

The following was given to me by a very reliable source at Midway-- my uncle's, cousin's friend on my mother's side twice removed. This conversation occured April 1, 2004 between Ben Kobra, Johnny Cage, and Ed Boon

*In Boon's Office @ the Midway HQ*

Cage: You wanted to see me Ed?

Boon: Yeah, Johnny. Come in, sit down...

Cage: (points to Ben) Who's this? Is he new?

Boon: Johnny this is Ben... Ben, Johnny

Kobra: Pleasure to meet you. I'm a big fan of the Street Fighter movie!

Cage: ? uh... always nice to meet a fan

Boon: Listen, Johnny... the reason I wanted to talk to you is this... we've hired Ben here... to be your replacement... he's taking your moveset.

Cage: What? But... you can't do this to me...

Boon: I'm sorry

Cage: But I AM Mortal Kombat... the original game was supposed to f***ing be about me! What about the fans!? The fans love me!!

Boon: Actually, the fans wanted you to stay dead after MK3... they're sick of your broken-record story about you saving the world and making a movie out of it... God knows the last Mortal Kombat film was a disaster

Cage: But... but... You can't kill me! I'm IMMORTAL!!

Boon: Yes, we really can... All we want is your moveset and Ben does them way better than you ever did... You're so 5 years ago Johnny... You spell your name phonetically correctly, very un-MK... Ben already has the MK attitude... you tell me which sounds better: Cage with a C? or Kobra with a K?

Cage: (realizing he is unloved and unwanted, Cage ends his life, by shadow kicking himself in the face)

Boon: Congratulations Ben, welcome to MK... you tha man now dawg

Kobra: Thank you sir

Boon: (thinking about Cage's suicide) Hmm... that'd make a pretty cool gameplay feature... Bwahahah!

Thank you.

FLSTYLE Wrote: It was funnier when ErmacMK5 was doing them, there's nothing funny about them.