First off, I'm 20 years old, and don't live at home. In fact I live 800 miles away from home.

Second off, you're one to call someone a "fan boi" with your Scorpion icon. .

sean_raleigh Wrote: Subzero: After getting a call from his agent,(Ed Boon) Subzero left the Outworld in search of all that slandered him on the MK Online chat forums. He finally succeeded in the Annihilation of all but one.... ErmacMK5. Dumbfounded, he left to seek out the moderators for the web IP address that ErmacMK5's computer uses to log into the site. After achieving his goal, He then showed up at ErmacMK5's second place of residence. "Is ErmacMK5 home"? "NO" his mother says with a slight smile. Sub: "Well could you tell me where he might be?" She replied. "Yes, he took off a few days back all happy and excited." "He said he found where Scorpion was and wanted to get an autograph and ask him some questions." Subzero just smiles a shit eatting grin and says "Thank You" "You've been very informative." "Oh, by the way, does he also go by the name of Fan Boi?" She nods her head "Yes, yes he does."

The Cling Ons: Without an original thought in their head, the soulless assassins of MKO took breaks from masturbating to the Lindsey Lohan Nipple slip pictures to spam Ermac MK5's thread.
Their stories were unfunny, and their witt was dull.

It is believed they are all connected to a small cult, that worships the ever overrated Scorpion, and Thing that the spear is the greatest move in any MK game ever.

ErmacMK5 Wrote: The Cling Ons: Without an original thought in their head, the soulless assassins of MKO took breaks from masturbating to the Lindsey Lohan Nipple slip pictures to spam Ermac MK5's thread. Their stories were unfunny, and their witt was dull. It is believed they are all connected to a small cult, that worships the ever overrated Scorpion, and Thing that the spear is the greatest move in any MK game ever.

lol best one yet, brilliant name for them, you are the master of parody posts

OK, everyone, just stop posting yours and let Ermac do it. His are funnier than everyone else's.

It's the Olson Twins... Damnit man, get it right!
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I'll stay out of the thread

Yes ErmacMK5's stuff is original and funny.

I did that one in the morning and at the time it seemed funny, but when i see it now it does look like i was slamming ErmacMK5. I am sorry if it seemed like a slam, and i appologize to ErmacMK5.

Apology accepted ..


I'll take character requests if any of you want a certain character.

sean_raleigh Wrote: It's the Olson Twins... Damnit man, get it right! . I'll stay out of the thread Yes ErmacMK5's stuff is original and funny. I did that one in the morning and at the time it seemed funny, but when i see it now it does look like i was slamming ErmacMK5. I am sorry if it seemed like a slam, and i appologize to ErmacMK5.

lol, sorry about spamming up ur thread... it just seemed to me that you were doing a lot of characters unrelated (Michael Moore? funny but WTF)... still, didn't mean to bite your style

anywaze, do one on Baraka *perhaps something about how he seemed to be sliced in half complete with stitches up his ugly ass in MK4/Gold yet is miraculously cured in MK D? or maybe how he appears in every other Mortal Kombat (not counting UMK3, MKT and MK Gold since they didn't really have new stories) *

LOL this is some funny shit!!!! Can you please do one on Sonya, Kung-Lao and Kano. The Boon/Cage/Kobra thing was awesome, I'm still laughing at the thought of Cage killing himself by shadow kicking himsllf in the face lol

ok, ErmacMK5, first you tell others not to post on this thread, and after every one basically kisses your ass and agrees to let you do the parodies yourself, you stop posting in the thread for 2 weeks. Well I'm not flaming you, and definitely you deserve props for this idea in the first place, but it doesn't seem right, IMO.

So I'm posting now to keep this great thread alive. I could've easily created a different thread with the same theme, but this one has some great jokes from many people, not just ErmacMK5 (which is not a jab at him, simply a true statement from my perspective). I hope it's not considered bumping (I will be posting more parodies later when I have more time), but if it is, I'll accept whatever consequences come with that. I figured that it would be better to save an old thread than create one with a similar purpose and add more junk to the forum.

Anywaze, if I'm not banned or w/e than I will be posting new stories shortly, and invite ANY users to do the same... Just know that this is an OPEN forum, and if you create something god-awful and painfully unfunny, others are FREE to flame you, insult you, whatever... Peace

Jaybe2K4 Wrote: ok, ErmacMK5, first you tell others not to post on this thread, and after every one basically kisses your ass and agrees to let you do the parodies yourself, you stop posting in the thread for 2 weeks. Well I'm not flaming you, and definitely you deserve props for this idea in the first place, but it doesn't seem right, IMO. So I'm posting now to keep this great thread alive. I could've easily created a different thread with the same theme, but this one has some great jokes from many people, not just ErmacMK5 (which is not a jab at him, simply a true statement from my perspective). I hope it's not considered bumping (I will be posting more parodies later when I have more time), but if it is, I'll accept whatever consequences come with that. I figured that it would be better to save an old thread than create one with a similar purpose and add more junk to the forum. Anywaze, if I'm not banned or w/e than I will be posting new stories shortly, and invite ANY users to do the same... Just know that this is an OPEN forum, and if you create something god-awful and painfully unfunny, others are FREE to flame you, insult you, whatever... Peace

I'll translate that in a nutshell:

How come you told everyone to stop posting theirs because they weren't funny, and then you did a disappearing act for a week?

I bumped this up so the thread wouldn't die, because someone would have just made a copycat thread.

I'm going to post stories, and everyone else is free too also. But if they suck, prepare to be torn apart like a guy in a hyena pen.

lol, thanks for translating Noob... ok, some1 asked for these earlier, so here they are... and if they suck, feel free to flame my ass

Sonya: Realizing that her entire purpose in MK was to be oggled by pre-pubecsant fan-bois, Sonya opts out of Deception to go on a deep and spiritual journey to discover herself and find a deeper purpose in life. She gets a breast-reduction operation, and soon joins a convent. She returns to MK and inspires other female characters to do the same, and leave the obviously sexist MK environment.

Kitana gets her own TV series in Outworld 'The Simple Immortal Life' (which gets increased viewer ratings due to a certain leaked sex-tape featuring the spirit of Liu Kang)

Nitara stars in Van Humping, an adult version of Van Helsing... Johnny Cage stands in for Hugh Jackman

Mileena decides to lead an 'alternative' lifestyle... with Sheeva

Li Mei becomes a stripper

Inexplicably, millions of MK fans flock to DOA... maybe because of that deeper fight engine thing

wow, that one kinda sux... i'll flame myself, lol

ah well, i was rushed to add something new, or else it would've seemed asinine to bring back this thread, and with so many new threads popping up, it would've slipped to the 5th page within a week