Shao Kahn needs to put on pants...WHOS WITH ME???
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posted10/30/2008 11:29 PM (UTC)by
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FOXSOLID
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07/06/2008 07:06 AM (UTC)
Seriously...pants man...PANTS!!!!
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QueenAhnka
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10/29/2008 07:45 PM (UTC)
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WTF? Who do you think you are? Why don't you tell some of the female characters to put some on? Kahn is a fictional video game character who doesn't exist and if he did he'll be in outworld somewhere and wouldn't be able to hear you so stop screaming.
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WarriorPrincess
10/29/2008 07:50 PM (UTC)
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No pants! Nadda, Zilch, Zero. MORE thigh. -nod- gratuitous clothing for everyone! YESH. lol
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10/29/2008 07:51 PM (UTC)
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Yeah and I mean the female and gay mk fans need somethin.
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FOXSOLID
10/29/2008 07:53 PM (UTC)
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How about you both fist your asses?

ON WITH THE PANTS!
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WarriorPrincess
10/29/2008 07:54 PM (UTC)
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*wants a men of MK pinup calender* ((nod)) *starts the petition* lol
Excuse me? you must me talking to the wall beside you. Because you sure as fuck aren't addressing me. I didn't say one thing disrespectful to you, but now I am. Don't make a thread and expect everyone to agree with you and then start throwing around insults when it doesn't happen.
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10/29/2008 07:58 PM (UTC)
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As a straight man, I say leave the pants off.

Kahn's highly muscular thigh is kinda like a trademark of his. To cover them up would be like stripping Liu Kang of his bracelets. It's just wrong.
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10/29/2008 08:03 PM (UTC)
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meh his been that way since MK2 so I dont think he will be putting on any pants any time soon lol.
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JohnBoyAdvance
10/29/2008 08:08 PM (UTC)
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meh, It could be worse. Shao Kahn could have been going with Scottish tradition...

You know the whole kilt and going commando thing...

Sorry at this poor attempt at comedy.
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FOXSOLID
10/29/2008 08:13 PM (UTC)
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Kahn's alternate outfit in Armageddon had pants and was his best design top to bottom.
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10/29/2008 08:17 PM (UTC)
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JohnBoyAdvance Wrote:
meh, It could be worse. Shao Kahn could have been going with Scottish tradition...

You know the whole kilt and going commando thing...

Sorry at this poor attempt at comedy.


Yeah, I think you just pissed off a few million people, nice try though.

Anyhoo, it's not like Kahn's wearing a thong or anything - which would actually be super cool, 'cause it would be super funny - he wears big black drawers all the time. Sure, they're so tight you can see the inside of his ass, but the front is covered up, so you can't see the bulge that we all know is huge because he's best friends with Goro and when they were younger they used to...

Never mind. I'll save that for another day.
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WarriorPrincess
10/29/2008 08:21 PM (UTC)
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LMAO
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Nic-V
10/29/2008 08:31 PM (UTC)
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ProfesserAhnka Wrote:
Yeah and I mean the female and gay mk fans need somethin.

I'm neither of these.
Yet I don't understand why so many wants him to put pants on. His current look is great
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10/29/2008 08:36 PM (UTC)
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FOXSOLID Wrote:
How about you both fist your asses?

ON WITH THE PANTS!


The straight men can do it too,lol.
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queve
10/29/2008 08:38 PM (UTC)
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Lol. This is actually a pretty cool thread if you embrace the humor.

I say no, that's just how Shao Kahn has been since the beginning, and honestly, it isn't disturbing or even distracting AT ALL. I have never had an issue with him being *that* half naked and I don't even notice that. He has an awesome helmet and mask and some cool spikes around him and his evil aura, that's much more interesting (gotta admit I really liked his alt in MKUnchained though) then his thong.

Because I think he wears a thong under the thing that kind of covers him.

Anyway, I say keep him half naked, that's a tradition between Outerworld people anyways. Besides, he is one of the few males who actually "show" something. He looks WICKED and POWERFUL like that, it's just awesome (and yeah, you can even say sexy, a powerful sexy evil lord, the concept rocks as long as he doesn't take away his mask).

Now, imagine eye-candy Johnny Cage looking like that.

I can just hear the fans cheers and screams of outrage, lol. With so many females half naked in the game, I don't see how it is even legitimate to complain about Kahn (but, granted, he does look a little bit more "half naked" then the girls...but maybe not all)

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Anyhoo, it's not like Kahn's wearing a thong or anything - which would actually be super cool, 'cause it would be super funny - he wears big black drawers all the time. Sure, they're so tight you can see the inside of his ass, but the front is covered up, so you can't see the bulge that we all know is huge because he's best friends with Goro and when they were younger they used to...

Never mind. I'll save that for another day.


LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! grin grin
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10/29/2008 08:39 PM (UTC)
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Nic-V Wrote:


I don't understand why so many wants him to put pants on. His current look is great


Because they think it's old, which is true, but it's also a classic costume recognisable by millions of people, even those that have never played a MK game in their entire lives.

Ed Boon is not going to give something like that up so easily.
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10/29/2008 08:42 PM (UTC)
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Oh yeah! My Kung Lao and Rain in a nude mk calender! Wheeeew. But get someone else to make it, midway tends to make their potential cute male characters ugly.
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10/29/2008 08:43 PM (UTC)
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Riyakou Wrote:
Nic-V Wrote:


I don't understand why so many wants him to put pants on. His current look is great


Because they think it's old, which is true, but it's also a classic costume recognisable by millions of people, even those that have never played a MK game in their entire lives.

Ed Boon is not going to give something like that up so easily.


Hmmm, I say they can improve and change the costume and still keep him looking like that.

And yeah, he could use a few new outfits, such as his awesome alternate in MKUnchained. I though that looked wicked.
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10/29/2008 08:48 PM (UTC)
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queve Wrote:

And yeah, he could use a few new outfits, such as his awesome alternate in MKUnchained. I though that looked wicked.


Of course, he should have some new ones, but you can't just get rid of the old costume.

Some characters are meant to stay the same for iconic purposes. Take a look at Leon/Squall, for example. Even though his costumes change, he pretty much looks the same in every game, because his looks is one-of-a-kind, and it's iconic.

Hell, even Pikachu looks the same in every game he's in.
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Cage always wins, and in MK u will be Caged!

10/29/2008 08:53 PM (UTC)
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What the hell ProfesserAhnka LOL
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RazorsEdge701
10/29/2008 09:04 PM (UTC)
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Shao Kahn is a barbarian warlord. He's supposed to look like a magic samurai Conan. That is why he does not wear pants.
It has nothing to do with girls or fan service or whatever. I bet you that Boon and co. don't even think MK HAS a female audience.
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10/29/2008 09:05 PM (UTC)
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themasterab Wrote:
What the hell ProfesserAhnka LOL


Yeah, I want some nudy pics of the MK boystongue
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WarriorPrincess
10/29/2008 09:13 PM (UTC)
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lmao. oddly this thread for some reason just made me think of a new original MK character. To the future MK discussions board I go. *scurries*
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buffduffdan
10/29/2008 09:27 PM (UTC)
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No he shouldn't have pants (trousers as there known here). Pants are underwear :P

And i fully support more half naked/fully naked male characters! If you guys get Sexy Mileena, then we need Sexy Sub-Zero too lmao
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QueenSindel(TheBitch)
10/29/2008 09:30 PM (UTC)
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First tell the females to put on pants.

Otherwise, don't bitch when ONE guy wears the long boots and underwear combo.

He looks both sexy and powerful, but mostly powerful cuz even though he shows a lot of skin his physique is just too bulky and hulk-like to get horny off of, and that goes for Shirtless Johnny and Topless Kang too.

That's just me though. Other girls might experience a clit twitch when they see Kahn and Johnny, but not me, except for Kahn in his bio card cuz his body looks much more realistic there. THAT is hot!

Also that look makes him recognizable, and even though I'm in favor of everyone getting new looks, they should still have their recognizable features, and for Kahn... it's No Pants, baby!

Oh, Sindel must have been a very satisfied woman in the short time she was his Outworld Queen.

You straight guys could take some tips you know, instead of bitching about how you never get laid.
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