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I'm sorry man but that just isn't right at all why are you so obsessed?? That is not good to be obsessed with a video game and incoorperate it into life. Get active to some sports or hang out with friends and NOT think about MK.

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| kodypowell Wrote: I'm sorry man but that just isn't right at all why are you so obsessed?? That is not good to be obsessed with a video game and incoorperate it into life. Get active to some sports or hang out with friends and NOT think about MK. |
lol i've done some of the things people have mentioned, which is scary, cuz i thought i was the only retarded mk fan out there who'd kill a bug and say jax wins =/
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o lol well i hope you are over that
well when i was 9 I REPEAT 9 when i played "make up a character and fight" i used to pik sub zero and i would tell everyone pick an MK character and we acted like we were them.
well when i was 9 I REPEAT 9 when i played "make up a character and fight" i used to pik sub zero and i would tell everyone pick an MK character and we acted like we were them.
...instead of using a knife, you use a sword.
...you love all ninjas....ALL ninjas.
...you want to french Mileena.
...you want to get "intimate" with Mileena.
...you think you can take Baraka in a fair fight.
...you have snowball fights in a ninja suit.
...you tell people with asthma to wear respirators and carry hookswords.
...You think Drahmin and Stryker are the most underrated characters ever and deserve a second chance.
(Note that most of these do not apply to me, of course...)
...you love all ninjas....ALL ninjas.
...you want to french Mileena.
...you want to get "intimate" with Mileena.
...you think you can take Baraka in a fair fight.
...you have snowball fights in a ninja suit.
...you tell people with asthma to wear respirators and carry hookswords.
...You think Drahmin and Stryker are the most underrated characters ever and deserve a second chance.
(Note that most of these do not apply to me, of course...)
when you tie a rope to a steak knife and throw it trying to improve your aim for the weekly tournament you hold in your basement playing for the pre-order slip of MK:D..
When you post SEKTOR in every thread and tey to make sense if hes in the game or not..
when you research fighting styles and try to learn them by yourself...
when you name a club at school "THE TEKUNIN" lol
when you hold a fart for 6 hours and then flame it and say "FATALITY"
When you post SEKTOR in every thread and tey to make sense if hes in the game or not..
when you research fighting styles and try to learn them by yourself...
when you name a club at school "THE TEKUNIN" lol
when you hold a fart for 6 hours and then flame it and say "FATALITY"
when you tie a rope to a steak knife and tie it to your wrist and throw it trying to improve your aim for the weekly tournament you hold in your basement playing for the pre-order slip of MK:D..
When you post SEKTOR in every thread and try to make sense if hes in the game or not..
when you research fighting styles and try to learn them by yourself...
when you name a club at school "THE TEKUNIN" lol
when you hold a fart for 6 hours and then flame it and say "FATALITY"
When you post SEKTOR in every thread and try to make sense if hes in the game or not..
when you research fighting styles and try to learn them by yourself...
when you name a club at school "THE TEKUNIN" lol
when you hold a fart for 6 hours and then flame it and say "FATALITY"
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I'm on the loose with my neck in a noose but hey...I enjoy the intense.
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When you are able to accuratly predict a Fatality without realizing it, (I acctually did this) a long while back at GameFaqs there was a topic for Deadly Alliance before it came out for people to make up Fatalities and I posted mine wich turned out to be EXACTLY what Scorpions was in that game. It freaked me out.
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Comon people, it was a joke, I ain't stupid enuff to freeze my hands (well I am, but I don't), or yell out Animality when watching the discovery challenge (my parents would think I suffered brain damage) but I have done the thing with the knifes AS A JOKE.
That's what I hate about posting, no one can tell when you're being sarcastic.
That's what I hate about posting, no one can tell when you're being sarcastic.


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When you swirl your hands in a counter clockwise motion summoning the humidity in the air to make an icy blast, then extend your hands forcefully in the direction of your little sister with a confident yell.
When your sister starts moving, you say, "Shit that must be a programming glitch, because I definitely just froze her."
When she tries to walk away, you throw your spear at her, then wrench back your arm, attempting to bring her into uppercut range. Instead you fall back on your ass and realize that your are neither a ninja grandmaster nor a spectre.
Someone later tells you those weren't just any mushrooms in your salad...
When your sister starts moving, you say, "Shit that must be a programming glitch, because I definitely just froze her."
When she tries to walk away, you throw your spear at her, then wrench back your arm, attempting to bring her into uppercut range. Instead you fall back on your ass and realize that your are neither a ninja grandmaster nor a spectre.
Someone later tells you those weren't just any mushrooms in your salad...

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Umm... I actually did the Li Mei bandana thing in my hair. Crime against fashion, they said.
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... when u whin and cry that u cant get deception
... when u throw a block of ice at someone and think u froze them
... when u use "summon hellfire" and swear u saw a spark
... when everything around u is mortal kombat in ur room
... when u throw up on some1 trying 2 melt them
... when u pretend kommiting suicide and getting one of ur friends 2 yell hari kiri
... u start fighting as chacters from mk everytime u hear the mk theme song
... when u throw a block of ice at someone and think u froze them
... when u use "summon hellfire" and swear u saw a spark
... when everything around u is mortal kombat in ur room
... when u throw up on some1 trying 2 melt them
... when u pretend kommiting suicide and getting one of ur friends 2 yell hari kiri
... u start fighting as chacters from mk everytime u hear the mk theme song


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... when you try and shock someone to death (hoping they won't notice the tazer in your hand)
... when you try and imitate shao kahns voice when somone dies
... when you say the only reason you wanna be an actor is 2 meet johnny cage
... when u whin and cry that u cant get deception
... when u throw a block of ice at someone and think u froze them
... when u use "summon hellfire" and swear u saw a spark
... when everything around u is mortal kombat in ur room
... when u throw up on some1 trying 2 melt them
... when u pretend kommiting suicide and getting one of ur friends 2 yell hari kiri
... u start fighting as chacters from mk everytime u hear the mk theme song
... when you try and imitate shao kahns voice when somone dies
... when you say the only reason you wanna be an actor is 2 meet johnny cage
... when u whin and cry that u cant get deception
... when u throw a block of ice at someone and think u froze them
... when u use "summon hellfire" and swear u saw a spark
... when everything around u is mortal kombat in ur room
... when u throw up on some1 trying 2 melt them
... when u pretend kommiting suicide and getting one of ur friends 2 yell hari kiri
... u start fighting as chacters from mk everytime u hear the mk theme song
| Deception_Scorpion Wrote: ... when u whin and cry that u cant get deception ... when u throw a block of ice at someone and think u froze them ... when u use "summon hellfire" and swear u saw a spark ... when everything around u is mortal kombat in ur room ... when u throw up on some1 trying 2 melt them ... when u pretend kommiting suicide and getting one of ur friends 2 yell hari kiri ... u start fighting as chacters from mk everytime u hear the mk theme song |


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damn for some reason it posted the person before my own posts reasons for bgeing obssesed


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Hail to the Emperor
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when your having sex and you moan the name of a female mk fighter or a male fighter if your like that, hopefully not.
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rrriiiiggghhht

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when you look foward to seeing the expiration date of oct 7 on your milk carton. and get excited becuase by the time the milk expires and is old you would have mortal kombat at your house and would be already two days into playing it.lol
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| sub-zero360 Wrote: when you look foward to seeing the expiration date of oct 7 on your milk carton. and get excited becuase by the time the milk expires and is old you would have mortal kombat at your house and would be already two days into playing it.lol |
omg
i did that
roflmao
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Now while I may disagree with your opinion,
I will fight to the death for you're right to have it.
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When it takes you a full five minutes to decide which day to count down to, Saturday when you're going to get laid, or Tuesday when you're going to get Decption.
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...when you actually start to believe that the characters themselves are real people.
...when you believe you are one of the characters.
...when you start naming your pets after your favorite MK characters. (Imagine that)
I'll think of some more to put up...
...when you believe you are one of the characters.
...when you start naming your pets after your favorite MK characters. (Imagine that)
I'll think of some more to put up...
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When you punch somebody in the face and accidentally kill them becuase their nose peirced their brain. Then you run back home, and wash the blood out of your clothes, Then ya brotha comes in ya room like...what did u do son?n Im like I dunno mayn, I dunno, i had to drop em...the next morning you wake up to a gun in your face, then you get handcuffed and put in back of a police car, and you bump your head on the way in, on that short ride to the station, you think to yourself...daym, all because that bitch ass nigga said Scorpion was better than Sub-Zero...oh a few other things...BUT THAT SET ME OFF SON

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LOL shada.
When your arguing who would actually win in a real fight,sub or scorp.
When you do something nice for someone you hear friendship..friendship.
When you watch a movie and someone gets killed,you say fatality(I do this all the time)
Everytime a friend calls you,you answer the phone with how many days are left till the release of the mk game your waiting on.
Lol and to add to that...I watched the movie the ring yesterday and everytime I heard "7 days",I thought about the days remaining till deceptions release.
When your arguing who would actually win in a real fight,sub or scorp.
When you do something nice for someone you hear friendship..friendship.
When you watch a movie and someone gets killed,you say fatality(I do this all the time)
Everytime a friend calls you,you answer the phone with how many days are left till the release of the mk game your waiting on.
Lol and to add to that...I watched the movie the ring yesterday and everytime I heard "7 days",I thought about the days remaining till deceptions release.
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