...u spend all day drawing mk characters/people get annoyed with u talking about mk all day
...this is hard

...you spend every spare second you have on sites like this trying to get new information, only to find out most of it is BS. Knowing it is mostly BS, you spend every spare second here anyway.

lol, thats true. i do that often

When you dream about it and wake up with sticky boxers! (that did NOT happen to me, but I did dream I played mkd)
When your girlfriend asks to come to "bed" and you say not tonight Im waiting for Fatality friday.
When you miss a funeral waiting for new bios.
When you forget about the food your cooking, start to burn the house down and say "ill put the fire out in a min, just waiting for a confirmation that Sektor is in MKD".

when you inject green/black die into your blood cause yur rping sektor/reptile
when you start assuming kombat stances during fights(yes I'm guilty, I tried to use hung-gar without conciously deciding to.)
when your reflexs change to mirror your favourite mk chracters.

justycist Wrote: When you dream about it and wake up with sticky boxers! (that did NOT happen to me, but I did dream I played mkd) When your girlfriend asks to come to "bed" and you say not tonight Im waiting for Fatality friday. When you miss a funeral waiting for new bios. When you forget about the food your cooking, start to burn the house down and say "ill put the fire out in a min, just waiting for a confirmation that Sektor is in MKD".

No. You look at the fire and say TOASTY!

When your watching CSI on Spike TV and when someone dies, you put on your best impression and say "Fatality". LMAO!!! I do that all the time. HAHA.

KOBRA Wrote: No. You look at the fire and say TOASTY!

LOL I would probably say that....

KenshiMaster16 Wrote: When your watching CSI on Spike TV and when someone dies, you put on your best impression and say "Fatality". LMAO!!! I do that all the time. HAHA.

I loved that CSI marathon on SPIKE TV. I was recovering from stomach surgery and caught bacterial meningitis, and I just lay in bed that entire week and watched CSI. Thank you Spike tv for giving me something to watch during the weekday.
p.s. I almost died but am better now.

.....when you say i hope i live at least till MKD comes out.
btw nice to know ur better.

...when you make lists of the things you've found about mk deception (yes...I did that)
...when you write FATALITY FRIDAY in every friday on your calendar
...when you enjoy bleeding from the nose...claiming scorpion whooped your ass
...when you say "there goes lil' reptile everytime you see an iguana
...when you put ketchup on your fries you think of sektor
...you blind yourself hoping that a being made of souls will eventually appear and teach you telekinesis
...you hack the tekken 4 ps2, and replace Jin's name for Kobra's
...when you say Jax Wins...Fatality everytime you step on a bug
...you cut yourself in the arms and in the head just to resemble quan chi
...you start fighting with your shadow thinking it's Noob Saibot spying on you
...you belive that if you cross a portal you'll arrive in Outworld
...you kill yourself hoping that you'll find you favorite character Scorpion
...you start a journey to the Arctic searching for the Lin Kuei hq
...everytime you see a cloud you call it Damashi
...you like MK Anihilation
...you call Soul Calibur 2's Yoshimitsu an Hotaru ripoff
...you join the army hoping that someday you'll be part of the U.S. Special Forces
I'm tired...lol

mkdfan Wrote: .....when you say i hope i live at least till MKD comes out. btw nice to know ur better.

Thank you very much. That means a lot. It was a scary time for me.

You know you are obsessed with MK when you yell at your wife or your girl friend : "COME HERE!!!!!!!"

...when u break ur arm and say, "AH MY LEG"

when you try to make your oven and refrigerator fight. (scorp and sub)
when you repeatedly say fight instead of words such as play against and challenged. (done it lol)

When you dress up as a mk character every halloween.
When you name you pets after a mk characters.
When you go to knife/sword shops looking to buy scorpions harpoon or any mk sword.
When you know the names of all the mk team.
When your on this website answering threads like these.

*X*BloodyEyes Wrote: ...when you make lists of the things you've found about mk deception (yes...I did that) ...when you say Jax Wins...Fatality everytime you step on a bug ...you start fighting with your shadow thinking it's Noob Saibot spying on you ...you like MK Anihilation ...you join the army hoping that someday you'll be part of the U.S. Special Forces I'm tired...lol

HAHAHA omg. I could find alot of my friends who think the U.S. Special Forces is real! Also my one friend likes MK Anihilation. ...you start fighting with your shadow thinking it's Noob Saibot spying on you.<<

*X*BloodyEyes Wrote: ...when you make lists of the things you've found about mk deception (yes...I did that) ...when you write FATALITY FRIDAY in every friday on your calendar ...when you enjoy bleeding from the nose...claiming scorpion whooped your ass ...when you say "there goes lil' reptile everytime you see an iguana ...when you put ketchup on your fries you think of sektor ...you blind yourself hoping that a being made of souls will eventually appear and teach you telekinesis ...you hack the tekken 4 ps2, and replace Jin's name for Kobra's ...when you say Jax Wins...Fatality everytime you step on a bug ...you cut yourself in the arms and in the head just to resemble quan chi ...you start fighting with your shadow thinking it's Noob Saibot spying on you ...you belive that if you cross a portal you'll arrive in Outworld ...you kill yourself hoping that you'll find you favorite character Scorpion ...you start a journey to the Arctic searching for the Lin Kuei hq ...everytime you see a cloud you call it Damashi ...you like MK Anihilation ...you call Soul Calibur 2's Yoshimitsu an Hotaru ripoff ...you join the army hoping that someday you'll be part of the U.S. Special Forces I'm tired...lol

Those are some good ones

MK Anihilation was a great movie. I dont know what u guys are talking about.

During class someone tips their chair and hits their head on the desk behind them and you say Hari Kiri instead of are you okay.

lmao...nice
ps...SEKTOR!...super unlockable!...lmao

when u constantly writing down fatality ideas and making character lists, saying that u'r gonna send it to Midway (knowing u never will)!!!

When you come here and memorize everything that was posted on the MKD forum and know all the hcaracters bios from every gamee and come here 247
I'm not obsessed

...when you push your friend into the pool and make the classic "AWWWW" noise (I've done this)
...when you tape butter kinfes to your arms and try to make a spark (I've done this to, but as a joke for my friends)
...when you make a tally of the days you have waited for Deception on your left arm(I still do this, but I have to go over every tally after showers)
...when you put your arms in the freezer, hoping that your arms will turn blue and you will gain freezing abilities (did this on a bet, lasted 7 minutes, then couldn't feel my arms for the rest of the day)
...when you're holding something like a rope or shirt the same time someone else is, then pull on it and yell out "GET OVER HERE!!" (did this too)
...when you have enough time on your hands waiting for MK D that you can list everything you have done that makes you obsessed with MK (am doing this right now)
...when you see a polar bear or penguin on the discovery channel and say "Animality" (have done this)
...when you stay on the MKO news page and push refresh every 10 minutes to see if anytrhing new has been posted (do this A LOT!)
...when you put the volume of the tv on 0 while playing a fighting game and put on the Mortal Kombat theme song on a cd player (do this when I'm playing a non-MK fighting game *NOTE* doesn't happen a lot since the only fighting games I have played besides MK are Soul Calibur 2, Virtua Fighter 4 Evolution, and Tekken 4 *NOTE* they were rented, and I still perfer MK)
I think we all know who the most obsessed and possibly mentally unhealthy MK fan is now, don't we.