When a familiy member dies and you make a speach at the funeral saying - "You weak pathetic fools, there soul is MINE" and the open the coffin and start to try and suck the soul out of there mouth.

justycist Wrote: When a familiy member dies and you make a speach at the funeral saying - "You weak pathetic fools, there soul is MINE" and the open the coffin and start to try and suck the soul out of there mouth.

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LOL

When you create pages like this: http://fp.enter.net/%7Ejkool/MKXXX.htm

OMG!LMAO!That is too much

when you sold your soul and dignity for the game (mainly mkd)

-when you go to a funeral home and start opening the coffins to find a secret character

...everytime someone days you wonder what as the fatality performed on them or even if it was an HaraKiri.
...your email is mk related (mine is scorpionspectre@clix.pt)

When you throw finding nemo toy at your sister thinking she will be eaten by it.
When you fill your pool up with petrol, light it and push your family in think they will actully come back alive like mkd deathtraps.
When you Like Defenders of the realm (guilty of that - its WAY better than mka)

...When you are about to lose in a fist fight and when the guy backs off you say "Save your pity for the weak" and when you run at them you get your ass kicked!
...When you are outside and playing with fire and set your little brothers leg on fire thinking they will blow up right when the fire hits!(I kinda did this, except after his leg was on fire I didn't expect him to blow up, but to run around on fire and then drop to the ground, which happened!)
...Watch movies and make up fatalitys that could have happened through out the movie and named them(I've done this a few times when I watched a Jet Lee movie I called the Fatality the "RTRD", "Reverse Torture Rack of Death")

toenut Wrote: -when you go to a funeral home and start opening the coffins to find a secret character

DAMN LMAOOOOOOO, if someone does that even though a funeral is a serious environment i would laugh my ass off if some dumb dude comes and says what are you doing little boy, and the little boy says wow i Found lui kang in his zombie form!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh so thats what kabal looked like without his mask.
now stepping on a bug and saying jax wins that is hilarious!

...everytime you fart you think of bo rai cho
...you name your son John Carlton although your family name isn't Carlton at all
...Sonya's tong turns you on
...you always look behind every tree you come across hoping to find Noob Saibot/Smoke/Jade
...you only date with girls named Sonya, Kitana, Li Mei, Mileena, Frost, etc

when you started dressing like your favorite character on a regular basis
when you start saying "flawless victory" or "toasty" in your sleep
instead of shaking someone's hand, you tried ripping it off and beating the person senseless like in Scorpion's MKD fatality.
when you decorate your room to look like any of the arenas in the MK games

....if you make a spear of scorpion
....if you do a fatality on a man/boy
....if you going too watch every house if kano is eating his coreal
....if you going the war and look for jax
....if you going at christmas too santaclaus and asks him if subzero's is his friend
.....if you do quan chi's neck stretcher
.....if you build a fortress like quan chi

...you realize that holding your arms up in front of your face doesn't quite 'block' the effects of a kick or punch to the groin.

You try to make your own steel fans!!!!

Wisdom324 Wrote: when you started dressing like your favorite character on a regular basis when you start saying "flawless victory" or "toasty" in your sleep instead of shaking someone's hand, you tried ripping it off and beating the person senseless like in Scorpion's MKD fatality. when you decorate your room to look like any of the arenas in the MK games

Just a heads up, Darrius now has the arm rip/beating sensless till decapitation fatality.

Thanks a lot for that update.

When your 4 year old daughter knows the cast of characters from all the games.
When your wife says "Finish Her"
You had cats named Scorpion and Subzero.
It physically hurts when you get uppercutted during the game.
You still play MK2 single player VS to get your 50 wins.
You attemped the Nutpunch on your friend because he stole your beer.
You sit at work all day waiting for the next big thing to come into the MKO forum.
You dress up in costume and photoshop yourself fighting and try to pass it off as a hidden character in any MK game.

Wisdom324 Wrote: Thanks a lot for that update.

No problem.

you know when your obsessed with mk when
YOU MAKE CRAPPY THREADS ABOUT BEIN OBSSESSED ABOUT MK THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MKD THIS SHOULD BE IN GENERAL FOOL
just joking
... toasty ...

You get a new computer and the only song you've downloaded in a month is the techno theme from the movie....and you don't want any other songs.
You've made a CD just filled with that song over and over again.
You complain about the placement of a joke thread on a board. (j/k scorp.)