'trying is the first step towards failing' Homer Simpson

"Every time you don't try, counts as another failure" - Mk_FrEaK

Love is a snowmobile, racing across the tundra. Then it flips over, pinning you underneath.
At night the ice weasels come. - Matt Groening

"Any questions? Stupid or otherwise?" - My teacher, Mr. Carter.

Sub_Zero_13 Wrote: "Any questions? Stupid or otherwise?" - My teacher, Mr. Carter.

hahaha your teacher actually said that!!!!

never do anything you will NEVER make a mistake - no clue

Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong-John George Diefenbaker

The most important question we need to ask to ourselfs is: WHAT are we doing for everyone else?

(I cant believe I forgot the name of the person! )

kill_lots Wrote: never do anything you will NEVER make a mistake - no clue

(Haha, fucking awesome sig *kudos to you*)

I don't really have a sang but here's one I like, because before I found it I already lived by it.

"Those Who Believe They Can Do Something Are Probably Right-And So Are Those Who Believe They Can't."-Unknown
I really believe this, 'cause when I thought about it, there is no excuse for not being able to do something. I don't care what your handicap is. Even if you had like no hands for instance, and wanted to play guitar. If you really wanted it bad enough you could invent something that can pluck the strings or you could play with your tongue or something. I know it sounds really wild, lmao, but just think about it. Be a "believer".

Some obsticales can seem very difficult, and YOU may give up, but you wouldn't if you ignored discouragement or hopelessness.

...think about it.

"Everything happens for a reason" - Mr. (Donald) Henderson, my 6th grade teacher.

"Don't be afraid of the dark, be afraid of what lurks in it". My brother

"Everything happens for a reason" -Torchia's 6th grade teacher.


lol jkin

"T.V. said that you r 57% more likely to shoot a family member then the robber" Marge Simpson "T.V. SAID THAT " Homer Simpson

SEVERAL members here should pay attention to this one:

"There is no sin except stupidity." -Oscar Wilde

"D'oh!"- Homer Simpson

"Get that crazy-ass mullet of your skull. Take your ass to the barber shop. Tell the barber that you're sick of looking like an asshole." - Wesley Willis (R.I.P.)

"Life is just like a box of chocolats, an inexpensive gift that nobody really wants" - Sigarette smoking man (X-files, season5, the musings of a sigarette smoking man)

"Anything worth knowing can't be taught in school."

-That guy that I can't remember the name of...

"Let the bears pay the bear tax, I pay the Homer tax." HS

ErmackDaddy Wrote:

"SHUT THE FUCK UP ERMACKDADDY"- klaxx

also

"If you wake up after a night of drunken fun, and you have a pair of hairy nuts in your face, beat the fuck out of any white guy you were with and make sure you burn all photos before they end up on the internet. I had to learn this the hard way"- Ermackbaby

"Is the cost of losing ones soul more than what its worth?"-Ryu-Shio

For all those that are/have been heartbroken, I recommend this brief part of a song:

"Ya no siento que mi vida valga menos que tu ausencia." -Juanes

TRANSLATION: "I no longer feel that my life is worth less than your absence from it."

This one is especially true...

"Youth is wasted on the young." -George Bernard Shaw.

"If the WWE was all about who is the most talented, than TAKA Michinoku would be the WWE Champion." ~Mick Foley~

True wisdom...

"Say goodnight to the bad guy" - Tony Montana


"You know what capitalism is? Gettin' fucked!" - Tony montana


and
I neva fucked anybody over in my life, who didn't have it comin' to 'im, you got that? All I have in this world is my balls, and my word, and I don't break 'em for no one, you understand? - tony montana