the osbourne kids

DanteThePoetic Wrote: If you had a chance to, and you could punch any one celebrity in the face for any reason what so ever, who would it be and why? Mine would be Collin Quinn, although I love his show and respect his views they take society back a few years.

MAN! I got one slapass in mind!

Justin Timberlake! His music is so lame. He wears bandanas and uses slang like he's cool or something. Then he has the muthafu*king nerve to occasionally say, "Yeah, I'm gangsta". What in the Sesame Street fu*k?!!

But you say punch in the face? Let me ask you this DanteThePoetic. Back in the day when you were a kid and you went into Toys R Us to buy only one toy. Would you have gone for the box of legos or would you have gone for Optimus Prime?! LOL!!

See simply punching that guy in the face would be considered buying a box of legos. Now what whould be considered buying an Optimus Prime?

Here's the scenario. I walk up to the dude on some street in Hollywood to give the man 'pound', right? "Yo! Sup JUSTIN?! Love your music dude. Yo man, I dance to every song off your album. Great exercise man"! Then, when I have a firm grip of his hand, the pain begins as so.

1ST: I pull his hand towards me while turning my body to the right, then as he lurches forward, I deliver a side hammer fist to his floating ribs underneath his his right arm.

2ND: Then simutaneiously remove my left fist from his ribs and move my hand up to cradle his right arm at the bend of the elbow, while I release my grip of his right hand and deliver a side knuckle fist to the side of his neck directly in the area of his left carotid artery.

3RD: As he begins to stagger, I push him backward as to keep him in front of me and to keep him upright.

4TH: I then deliver a dragon punch with one fist directed to his sturnum and the other at his abdomen.

*At this point he could do one of two things:*

5th(a): His upperbody bends forward as the momentum from the dragon punch carries him backward and he stumbles down to one knee. This is where I then as his head is at a 45 degree downward angle with the ground, with the knuckles of my fist aligned with the rest of my arm I deliver a punch the top of his crown thus collapsing his vertabre into itself and subsequently splintering his spinal column at the base of his neck to his shoulder blades.

or

5TH(b): His upperbody bends forward as the momentum from the dragon punch carries him backward and he falls backward onto the ground. Then I proceed to place him in a 'texas cloverleaf' submission hold and leave the poor ba$tard in it until he passes out or until I get hungry and feel like some McDonalds. Whatever comes first is good for me!

Now that's what I consider buying an Optimus Prime!

I'm Ghost!

Ghost Dragon

...or, you could just not watch/listen to him.

Just to carry the 5TH(b) option even further!

*evil grin*

When the dude regains consciousness and begins to stand back up, I deliver a strike to hit chest at a 'chi point' in his body. This results in his entire 'chi flow' to be disabled resulting in his blood flow being interrupted and diverted to his extrimites and away from his vital organs.

I'm Ghost!

Ghost Dragon

lol...there is such a thing as TOO much Mortal kombat.

ShingoEX Wrote: lol...there is such a thing as TOO much Mortal kombat.

LOL! There is actually such a technique in internal styles and other variations in a few internal Chinese styles.

I'm Ghost!

Ghost Dragon

Winona Ryder for shoplifting and trying to be all "look at me I'm rebellious", when she's a rich bitch.

Maybe Justin Timberlake, or Britney Spears. I hate that music.

ghostdragon Wrote: DanteThePoetic Wrote: If you had a chance to, and you could punch any one celebrity in the face for any reason what so ever, who would it be and why? Mine would be Collin Quinn, although I love his show and respect his views they take society back a few years. MAN! I got one slapass in mind! Justin Timberlake! His music is so lame. He wears bandanas and uses slang like he's cool or something. Then he has the muthafu*king nerve to occasionally say, "Yeah, I'm gangsta". What in the Sesame Street fu*k?!! But you say punch in the face? Let me ask you this DanteThePoetic. Back in the day when you were a kid and you went into Toys R Us to buy only one toy. Would you have gone for the box of legos or would you have gone for Optimus Prime?! LOL!! See simply punching that guy in the face would be considered buying a box of legos. Now what whould be considered buying an Optimus Prime? Here's the scenario. I walk up to the dude on some street in Hollywood to give the man 'pound', right? "Yo! Sup JUSTIN?! Love your music dude. Yo man, I dance to every song off your album. Great exercise man"! Then, when I have a firm grip of his hand, the pain begins as so. 1ST: I pull his hand towards me while turning my body to the right, then as he lurches forward, I deliver a side hammer fist to his floating ribs underneath his his right arm. 2ND: Then simutaneiously remove my left fist from his ribs and move my hand up to cradle his right arm at the bend of the elbow, while I release my grip of his right hand and deliver a side knuckle fist to the side of his neck directly in the area of his left carotid artery. 3RD: As he begins to stagger, I push him backward as to keep him in front of me and to keep him upright. 4TH: I then deliver a dragon punch with one fist directed to his sturnum and the other at his abdomen. *At this point he could do one of two things:* 5th(a): His upperbody bends forward as the momentum from the dragon punch carries him backward and he stumbles down to one knee. This is where I then as his head is at a 45 degree downward angle with the ground, with the knuckles of my fist aligned with the rest of my arm I deliver a punch the top of his crown thus collapsing his vertabre into itself and subsequently splintering his spinal column at the base of his neck to his shoulder blades. or 5TH(b): His upperbody bends forward as the momentum from the dragon punch carries him backward and he falls backward onto the ground. Then I proceed to place him in a 'texas cloverleaf' submission hold and leave the poor ba$tard in it until he passes out or until I get hungry and feel like some McDonalds. Whatever comes first is good for me! Now that's what I consider buying an Optimus Prime! I'm Ghost! Ghost Dragon

I cannot say this nicely enough but you are one crazy motherfucker... I am NEVER pissin' you off...

Tobey Maguire
i would beat the s**t out of him becasue i hat Sipderman what a stupid movie and he looks kind of well anyway i would just slap him so many times because i dont need to use my fists.

Any rapper... I hate rap with a passion... It has no meaning in the lyrics what-so-ever. Like Lil John's and Usher's new song, half of the song is them going "Yeah, Yeah, Ye-ah!" and just showing chicks. If you want a cool video then watch Metallica, you get a sweet video and actual "music"!

Oh yeah, also Eliga Woods... fuckin' pussy...

Michael Jackson for blaming his stupidity on "Oh, I have a rare type of skin cancer. Oh, and I've on had a nose job once. Get off my case."

Son of a *****

Redline Wrote: Any rapper... I hate rap with a passion... It has no meaning in the lyrics what-so-ever. Like Lil John's and Usher's new song, half of the song is them going "Yeah, Yeah, Ye-ah!" and just showing chicks. If you want a cool video then watch Metallica, you get a sweet video and actual "music"!

Rap music is in its dark period everyone is crap!I would punch Courtney Love.Why cant just sit some where and be quiet?

Redline Wrote: Any rapper... I hate rap with a passion... It has no meaning in the lyrics what-so-ever. Like Lil John's and Usher's new song, half of the song is them going "Yeah, Yeah, Ye-ah!" and just showing chicks. If you want a cool video then watch Metallica, you get a sweet video and actual "music"!

Couldn't agree more...couldn't agree more...

Anyways, i would punch the main vocalist of the band "the darkness", he's so...erm....whats the word im looking for? starts with a G...hmmm.....

Redline Wrote: Any rapper... I hate rap with a passion... It has no meaning in the lyrics what-so-ever.

Listen to the song "I Can" by Nas; I am by no means a fan of rap but I really like that song for two reasons: it has a very positive message (basically, you can achieve your goals if you work hard, and avoid shit like drugs); and the music is Beethoven's Fur Elise, one of my favorite pieces of classical music.

Anyway, I'd say...hm, does Bush count as a celebrity? If not, Tom or Mark from Blink 182 for helping to popularize the pop-punk bullshit that's currently played on the radio.

Carson Daily. Just for TRL which has made so many stipid bands into celebraties and for bringing MTV down in general. Good Charlotte, Simple plan, ext they all suck, there music sucks. Because of him Trl and Mtv have brainwashed people into lissening to stupid pop and rap. Because of this mtv 2 has gone to hell as well. Nothing but rap now, and rap all day sunday. He's such a fucking poser. I can't stand him at all.

1. Clay Aiken
2. Ryan Seacrest
3. Michael Jackson
4. Kobe Bryant
5. Anyone who is trying to get Howard Stern off the air

Julia Roberts

Heh Heh, also Jason Newstead for leaving Metallica. He didn't know what was good for him.

YEAAH!

YEAAH!!

OKAY!!!!

WHAT?!

WHAT?!

Tom Arnold, or 50 Cent.

Ben Whoffleck.........

MTV did mess up music they like brainwashing those teen boppers into beleiving that's real music.I cant stand MTV they make it look like the goverment controlls you.I cant only blame MTV you have to blame those people that own record companies.Another celebrity that I dont care for is Janet Jackson.Somebody should tell her shes too old to be sexy matter a fact she isnt even being sexy.She's more like a hooker.