Having spincter problems Bobby had to take a crap, NOW! Crazy thing is, Wimbelton had its highest ratings ever.

After finally winning the biggest match of his life, Sven realized that he was naked lying in the middle of a country club's tennis court. He then realized he needed to lay off of the acid for awhile.

Sven's reaction after hearing William Hung's CD



BTW this is the gratest idea for a thread ever!

WHY GOD! Why did you give me the ability to be so good at such a crappy sport!!

Despite having a beautiful voice, Jimmy's prematch rendition of "Sometimes When We Touch" failed to have the desired "psyche-out effect" on his opponents.

SAIRUS Wrote: Having spincter problems Bobby had to take a crap, NOW! Crazy thing is, Wimbelton had its highest ratings ever.

The winner.

Sairus: 1

Next pic to caption:

The guy on the left is thinking:
"Heh heh....he doesn't know I actually have a zapper in my hand..."

Alpha_Q_Up Wrote: BTW this is the gratest idea for a thread ever!

Didn't see you say that when I suggested it months ago


Anyways, my caption for picture #2:

"Nice to meet you, Mr. Bu....holy crap, check out MKS making out with Hyuga!!!"

MKSECRETS Wrote: Alpha_Q_Up Wrote: BTW this is the gratest idea for a thread ever! Didn't see you say that when I suggested it months ago Anyways, my caption for picture #2: "Nice to meet you, Mr. Bu....holy crap, check out MKS making out with Hyuga!!!"

^^ That caption is one step closer to winning this round. More please.

My Caption:

Introducing George Dubya Bush! Who needs toilet paper anyways?

The real life deadly alliance.

George Bush: "Wow, I always wanted to meet the president of the United States!"

What do you mean I lost??? NOOOO YOU PROMISED ME SATAN!!! That's it, your not getting my soul, I'm calling the BBB.

SuperMarioBro Wrote: Yes, you heard me, this is a caption contest. There will be rounds of pictures and humor. Dazzle me with yo captions for this pic:

I wish someone would have posted, "KKKKKAAAAHHHHHNNNNN!" for the 1st pic, oh well

3rd place: Nice to meet you, Mr. Bu....holy crap, check out MKS making out with Hyuga


2nd place: The real life deadly alliance.




And 1st place: George Bush: "Wow, I always wanted to meet the president of the United States!"

SAIRUS: 1
olympic_hero: 1

Anotha pic to caption:

(Lady watching her CAT scan): Wonder if the pipe cleaner I just stuck trhough my brain will help me with my cystitis.... DAMN.... it didn't NOTE: Cystitis is a disease where u can't hold yor pee

Nurse: Doctor you need to stich up the wound.
Doctor: Yes, but where the hell did I leave that needle and thread?

I wonder if zapping myself with an electrical current will help me remember where i left my keys?? Oh there they are, oh oh (bzzzzzzzz). Hehe i like fried chicken.

"Mmm...brains."

Doctor: Nurse, will you please tell Dr. Kindrak one last time that if he wants to play with our new highliters, he's just going to have to use the coloring books in the waiting room like all of the other children.

SuperMarioBro Wrote: I wish someone would have posted, "KKKKKAAAAHHHHHNNNNN!" for the 1st pic, oh well 3rd place: Nice to meet you, Mr. Bu....holy crap, check out MKS making out with Hyuga 2nd place: The real life deadly alliance. And 1st place: George Bush: "Wow, I always wanted to meet the president of the United States!" SAIRUS: 1 olympic_hero: 1 Anotha pic to caption:

Kid in pic:"My head feels a little empty it feels light you know"

Teacher:Oh*hides knife and blue food coloring".Im just making dinner.

Damn this Kerplunk! I always end up with the last move!!!

Hannibal: Ok ive devided up this brain for lunch. I get the bottom bit.
Nameless Psycopath: Awww how come i get the smallest piece?
Hannibal: Because and your not as good at eating brains as me, plus the guy that i got it from said i could have the bigger half.

Now if that pic had Jessica Simpson's brain, it would just look like unused blueprint

"damn,I thought I had a good thread....."