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 •04/18/2004 03:21 AM (UTC) •
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How much do you charge for us to use our toys with you?
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Sarcasm
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 •04/18/2004 03:33 AM (UTC) •
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How much?
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MORTAL KOMBAT APOCALYPSE

•04/18/2004 04:05 AM (UTC) •
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Blue guy: Damn she's hot

Grey guy: Yeah, even the ground popped a boner.
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Are you good enough in MK stuff? prove it!
#mktrivia - IRC Channel Operator. Si entiendes esto, Chinga a tu madre!

•04/18/2004 05:01 AM (UTC) •
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Girl: Dammn dude, there are better ways to lose wight than the finger..........you might want to try the sword...........
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 •04/18/2004 05:08 AM (UTC) •
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4th: "Hello Village whore. My friend here stuck his dick into one of these pearls and now he's slowly turning a darker shade of blue every hour. Ain't that something?"



3rd: "Guinness Record For The Biggest Orgasm In A Threesome"





2nd: Blue guy: Damn she's hot

Grey guy: Yeah, even the ground popped a boner!





And 1st: 5 dollah fo evweting... but fo you, your sord be too beeeeg!"

SAIRUS: 1
Olympic_hero: 1
Cufferellius: 1
ShingoEX: 1
Alpha_Q_Up: 1
Yoshi: 1

Caption in the bush! Caption!


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 •04/18/2004 05:13 AM (UTC) •
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Getting trampled: 100$'s
Being slapped: 75$'s
Stealing: 25$'s
Being rich and eating food infront of straving people: Priceless
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Puto, ergo non est deus
Non opus est, si pretium non habetis.

 •04/18/2004 05:15 AM (UTC) •
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People scramble for some delicious Soylent Green.
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Are you good enough in MK stuff? prove it!
#mktrivia - IRC Channel Operator. Si entiendes esto, Chinga a tu madre!

•04/18/2004 05:21 AM (UTC) •
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Guy1: Dude, i love these bad ass orgies
Guy2: Yah, but where are teh chicks?.............................
Guy1: *Craps on his pants at the rythm of YMCA*
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This is Cuffy i say: The new matrix movies blow & Hillary Duff is hot

 •04/18/2004 05:33 AM (UTC) •
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Dude i came to India to escape all the people calling me a loser, what a waste of money.
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 •04/18/2004 05:45 AM (UTC) •
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MKSECRETS Wrote:
"Guinness Record For The Biggest Orgasm In A Threesome"


I thought that was the best one by far.

"Raise your hand if you would do the person next to you"
Sober Guy: "Oh fuck"
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 •04/18/2004 06:42 AM (UTC) •
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Janet Jackons titty was broadcast thru out Iraq today..
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 •04/18/2004 07:14 AM (UTC) •
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Behold. Operation Iraqi Stupidity.
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 •04/18/2004 07:15 AM (UTC) •
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"A riot has broken out near the Midway headquarters just moments after the return of Ermac in MK6 was confirmed"
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 •04/18/2004 07:16 AM (UTC) •
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When the US stepped out, people from Amsterdam decided to step in, so now the new president of Iraq will be eleced fairly: by seing who throws the best rave with the best ho's and "special K". Bush tried to cmpete... but he drank all the alcohol before he party strted... being desqualified.
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 •04/18/2004 08:37 AM (UTC) •
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Iraqi 8 Mile "Fuck free world, Iraqi."

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 •04/18/2004 01:57 PM (UTC) •
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Guy 1: oh man i need to stop going on drug binges, i always come to my senses in the wrong places

Guy 2: shut up, act like you know what your cheering for and the cops wont find us

Guy 1: and what if i dont

Guy 2: ill kill you bitch

then guy 2 pulls out a gun, kills guy one and runs through the crowd looking for the escape car
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  • Lingua sola mortua lingua bona est. - Veritas te liberabit -
•04/18/2004 02:31 PM (UTC) •
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Are you ready for Seis De Mayo?

Or

Setting: St. Patrick's day, last call, Australia...
Bar man: "WHO NEEDS ONE FOR THE ROAD???"

How about this one?

Jenna Jameson and Kate Beckinsale are out of view...
"Who's next?"
Edit: Forgot one... Florida Recounts.. Gore: Alright, we'll make it simple... now... to vote for me or my opponent, raise your hand. It's just, that, simple.
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 •04/18/2004 05:26 PM (UTC) •
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After years of hardship, the MKO forum members decided to overthrow Scott Howell and end his tyrannous reign.
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Are you good enough in MK stuff? prove it!
#mktrivia - IRC Channel Operator. Si entiendes esto, Chinga a tu madre!

•04/18/2004 06:09 PM (UTC) •
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CNN news lady: "and in shocking news worldwide festivities are thrown around as MK forum member Hyuga finally makes a nice and coherent comment to a thread and smirks"
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Are you good enough in MK stuff? prove it!
#mktrivia - IRC Channel Operator. Si entiendes esto, Chinga a tu madre!

•04/18/2004 06:09 PM (UTC) •
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CNN news lady: "and in shocking news worldwide festivities are thrown around as MK forum member Hyuga finally makes a nice and coherent comment to a thread and smirks"
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 •04/18/2004 06:10 PM (UTC) •
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Have any u guys done penis in vagina?
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 •04/18/2004 06:15 PM (UTC) •
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Now they think N-E-R-D owns Iraq.The Iraqi's now are learning how to do the Star Trek sign.
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MORTAL KOMBAT APOCALYPSE

•04/18/2004 06:49 PM (UTC) •
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(In the cargo hold of a freighter, many illegal immigrants love the sight of the open doors) First Mate to Captain: I told you not to give them beans before the trip.
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 •04/18/2004 11:02 PM (UTC) •
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3rd: Janet Jackons titty was broadcast thru out Iraq today..

2nd: After years of hardship, the MKO forum members decided to overthrow Scott Howell and end his tyrannous reign.

1st: CNN news lady: "and in shocking news worldwide festivities are thrown around as MK forum member Hyuga finally makes a nice and coherent comment to a thread and smirks"




SAIRUS: 1
Olympic_hero: 1
Cufferellius: 1
ShingoEX: 1
Alpha_Q_Up: 1
Yoshi: 1
mkfreak: 1

MORTAL CAPTIONS!!!!!!1!shiftfourtyseven!1!


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 •04/18/2004 11:04 PM (UTC) •
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"Bumbaclot"
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