Yes zombies.....I've had zombies on my mind recently(mostly because I've reading the zombie survival guide out of boredom)

Zombies have been in our lives ever since the first zombie movie. Now in the movies usually the zombie is an undefeatable foe capable of killing entire families because they have no idea how to kill it.

Nowadays most of modern society have seen zombies movies. We know what to do. Blows to the head, decapitation, and made famous by zombie land the double tap.

But honestly could we survive? Many Americans are obese.... Easy targets can't run and slow on reactions. Europeans, Asians,Arabic, Middle eastern, australian and South Americans. Sorry if I missed any but they seem more likely to survive. Why? They are more isolated in some cases and are more likely to come together if assaulted by zombies.


We have array of weaponry nowadays machine guns, explosives, nukes, and gases like flashbangs, tear gas, and stuff that once breathed in can stop your heart.

Honestly that stuff sounds awesome does it not? What's a zombie gonna do against you when you got a warehouse full of weapons like these. Machine guns tear that zombie apart but if you hit everything else but their head you got a zombie crawling one that may even move so slowly that as you walk by it you get bitten. One single headshot could end this but the machine gun is usually unaccurate what a waste.

Explosives explode and send shrapnel through the weak human flesh a zombie inhabits. Taking of legs and arms. If your lucky you might get a head hit . But most of the time you just get blood on you infected blood that can get into your eyes, mouth, and open wounds guess what your infected. Explosive real help they are.


Ah yes the nuke so strong it engraved peoples body into a building. Why not just nuke these zombies get it over with? Where do you think this will all start? Zombies attacking desert no humans there safe to drop the nuke. Zombies will go to humans who will likely be holed up waiting for help. Would you drop that nuke? Some say for good it will be less casualties but who knows if zombies are already outta there. Maybe the nuke won't even kill them just make them radioactive. Who knows there zombies.

Gases. They kick some asses. Oh wait zombies don't breathe, don't feel, have no heart beating.

Still feel like you can survive? Think you got aim with a machine gun? Think you can drop a nuke kill families? Think you can plant some c4's here and there blow some shit up? Good luck to you my friend.

But wait aren't we forgetting something? A weapon with unlimited ammo?

The all mighty blunt and sharp objects.

Example of some blunts.

Bat- You use that to hit balls no? It's also great against zombie head effectively crushing the skull and brain.

Crowbar- That's a great thing metal can open thing easily. It's beautiful.

But they have their weaknesses

Some may be to heavy, short, and may break easily.

Sharp objects

Machete- A simple weapon able to cut through foliage, necks, and the occasional brain. It's a great weapon.

Katana-Asian made. There was a secret society in japan who trained in killing unknown beings. They only killed these foes by decapitation. A young priest wrote about one who was converted and told the priest of their training. The next day they found the man dead the next day. Their main weapon was the Katana. Able to cut through a head like a butterknife through butter.

Sharp weapons have their weaknesses as any weapon does.

Can get stuck in the zombie.

Hard to maintain if you don't know how to sharpen it or treat it right.

If you get in close quarters you won't get that full swing and can be overwhelmed.

Most likely need special training with these weapons. I mean honestly do you think you can decapitate at will? Get over yourself man/woman

That's all I have for right now....

Can you survive?

Or even thrive in the zombie apocalypse?


Can you survive the zombie outbreak?