It's awesome!



Yay!!

You might’ve heard this one, but it gave me a laugh.

Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis in the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a therapist to talk about it, but Bill indicated that he'd be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own.

One day a few weeks later Bill came home absolutely ashen. His wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong. "What's wrong, Bill?" she asked.

"Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis in the pickle slicer?"

"Oh, Bill, you didn't."

"Yes, I did."

"My God, Bill, what happened?"

"I got fired."

"No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?"

I heard that years ago. I still love it though!

I made myself a new sig as well MegaBabe. John Lennon vs Trent Reznor!

FIGHT!

John - 1
Trent - 0

I liked your old one better, someone cool made it, and it was good.

I liked it too. Thanks again for it. I just change my sig, a lot.

Lol!

And don't worry MB, the sig isn't that bad

There was another fight at my school this time i missed it though theres so many stories of who won it i just want to figure it out.

that was kinda harsh......


Anywayz, that's a pretty decent sig......I aint lying either. I wish I knew how to make one of those things.

Wow, MKO is so boring these days... It used to be the place I came to get unbored. I would be responding to like 15 topics at once, now I'm posting this.

I got a new avy... plus I'm putting my sig up now... I hope it works...

from the famous words of the tourettes guy...

fuck salt

Hey pink, people ar starting to spam for no reason in the debate thread, and I dont mean the music.

The Crow is a fantastic movie. I've watched it 5 times in a row.

So how are you all?

How do you mark through a word?

If you mean like this use these tags [s]Text goes here[/s].

If thats not what you mean, sorry cant help you.

Oh yea remember to change the [ ] with < >

I got it it already, but thanks!

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I have to take a shit.

*runs to the bathroom*

Don't y'all hate it when you're in the middle of saying something and you forgot what you were going to say next?

This is your shopping list milk eggs cheese sugar coffee chips pop applesa life

Would an insane person know that they are insane? Or can only sane people make that assumption?

Everybody's insane.

Im not.