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It is official. If i am the only user signed on MKO, I have no life.

"something" eh?

I met kingjolly today. We're 100% homies now. Crazy!

Word. It's weird how it didnt feel awkward at all.

I have returned from my long leave of...uh...leaving...

Bow to me!

ughhh it's 95 today it's hot already. It sucks the heat is comin like it or not. Az sucks sometimes still I prefer the heat to freezin my warm ones off.

Well, "something" meaning some cool underwears.

I miss DOCBROWN.

Your fail is weak boomboom.

I just conned myself out of $200 that could have gone towards drugs and prostitutes.

See? I can't even fail in the wrong way that feels so right. I'm entirely wrong.

In other news, i noticed quite a few extremely hot girls checking me out last week......and I had to put a stop to that today.

A few creepy/mean stares and an aloof attitude was all it took.

Awesome! I'm back on top again.

(the top of the fail pyramid that is)




Skin all wrinkly Hair all white I'm loving a granny tonight!

The Specials - Enjoy Yourself

Enjoy yourself, it’s later than you think
Enjoy yourself, while you’re still in the pink
The years go by, as quickly as you wink
Enjoy yourself, enjoy yourself,
It’s later than you think

Hello, I’m Terry,
And I’m going to enjoy myself first

It’s good to be wise when you’re young
‘Cos you can only be young but the once
Enjoy yourself and have lots of fun
So glad and live life longer than you’ve ever done

Enjoy yourself, it’s later than you think
Enjoy yourself, while you’re still in the pink
The years go by, as quickly as you wink
Enjoy yourself, enjoy yourself,
It’s later than you think

Never right, yes I know
Get wisdom, knowledge and understanding
These three, were given free by the maker
Go to school, learn the rules, don’t be no faker
It’s not wise for you to be a foot stool

Enjoy yourself, it’s later than you think
Enjoy yourself, while you’re still in the pink
The years go by, as quickly as you wink
Enjoy yourself, enjoy yourself,
It’s later than you think

Enjoy yourself, it’s later than you think
Enjoy yourself, while you’re still in the pink
The years go by, as quickly as you wink
Enjoy yourself, enjoy yourself,
It’s later than you think

I've always wondered something. What is with shops always selling something for $1.99, $2.99, $19.99, etc.?

I'm just guessing here, but does the illusion of having the dollar amount be one dollar less really create that much of an effect on sales?

It's obvious that your shit is $2, $3, $20, etc. Come on now.

Whatever happened to Redman?

Your guess would be right... in our minds, although we know that $9.99 is the same as $10.00 pretty much, we still consider it significantly cheaper because $10 is a big sort of barrier to cross. Like the cent that makes 9.98 into 9.99 appears less significant that the cent that makes it to 10.00 because it causes a bigger change (think of how you say it, right it etc. because of that one cent extra). Hence, the change appears exaggurated. So by removing one cent, psychologically our mind creates an illusion of more than 1 cent discount.

According to my favorite author, Douglas Adams:

Taken from "The Meaning of Liff"

KIBBLESWORTH (n.) - The footling amount of money by which the price of a given article in a shop is less than a sensible number, in a vain hope that at least one idiot will think it cheap. For instance, the kibblesworth on a pair of shoes priced at £19.99 is 1p.

lol

I've seen them debate before but only had time to watch one of them at the time....

Yes, I agree trying to debate anything serious(at times) with certain comedians is a waste. They're not showing him up, they're making themselves look stupid by dodging his points and making jokes around them. Don't you see that?

I wish I was bill, lol famous, good salary, respected, feared and a threat to all who disagree with him. Ha...so I'll take that as a compliment.

That was well-articulated, Umberella.

You. Actually. Found. A Word. For It. Wow. That's awesome, TJ.



I just saw this commercial on TV. Soo's got Seoul. I had a crackup.

Bill..."respected"? Wow, you really are out of touch with reality. Next, you'll be telling me that pro wrestling isn't staged.

And you said yourself that debating with those comedians is a waste, so I guess that would put Bill on the "stupid" end for even trying. "Do not confuse comedy with debating politics on a serious note" is what you posted, and Bill did just that by even attempting a debate with them.

The only reason he wins most of his "debates" (I use that term VERY loosely) are because he gets angry and won't let the other person get a word in edgewise. If they somehow do, he either gets louder or cuts their mic. That's not debate. That's a middle-aged baby throwing a tantrum when he doesn't get his way ("SHUT UP" "PINHEAD"). Hell, he ignorantly insulted the ENTIRE viewing audience of the Daily Show by repeatedly calling them "stoned slackers".

It's also not a debate when he takes the "I'm right, no matter what" approach. He could say 3-1=potato, and a math teacher couldn't convince him otherwise.

I put Bill on the same level as The Jerry Springer Show - no credibility, and only good for watching grown adults bicker and fight.

Or you are perhaps. Yeah, so I guess when his books sell bigtime that's just "disrespect" right?

I'm sure since you're not conservative or independant you love shows like "The View" right? Try watching that sometime when bill's on, and when he has them all mum or like well..umm...aa....yet the crowd claps when he owns them which I find funny being their own audience.

I think he wins most of his debates not because he yells, but rather because he makes good points that very few can counter/answer if you seriously watch. I can tell you obviously don't like him personally, that's fine. I don't like Obama, so to each his own. But still the guy brings up good points, I disagree with Bill at times..on certain occassions. But he'll bring up a valid point and often by the end of the debate, either prove his foe wrong or make them actually agree with him by the end of it. lol please, Jerry is fake, setup Bill is real. Don't compare them, it's apples and grapes. That's like comparing the Yankees to the WWE...you just don't do that, one is serious the other fake and a joke.

You truly are as ignorant as I've heard. This is why you remind me of Bill. You simply refuse to see *why* he's a laughing stock among journalists.

You win again, Bill. There's no way to debate people with your mentality.

I am so bored. The kind of bored where cleaning sounds like an exciting and enthralling thing to do. This is not good. This could end up in bad behavior.

For example: recording myself making deer noises and sending it to random people.

I might just do that. I have a friend with a deer phobia. hahaha
Also, has anyone ever noticed that when you post on MKO, instead of showing up two spaces behind the punctuation at the end of a sentence, it only shows one? That pisses me off. I'm a grammar nazi with every fiber of my being. I still type two spaces after each sentence anyway. It's futile.