You mean maths class?

Do 13 year olds get morning wood?

That is the most fucked up dream I've ever heard.
We went to see Wolverine last night. I had a dream he was trying to kill me so I was like running away... as in up and down 18 flights of stairs where I live. I went into some chicks' room and was like "Can I sit on your sofa so I blend in?" weird.
Oh and the little Asian cook guy, aside from saying that, was just creepy and rude in other ways. He even drew a penis on the grill. Then called me fat. I think he's just jealous because I have bigger guns that he does. I probably could have broken him in half... but he has mad skills with those knives so probably not a great idea. lol

Funniest thing I've seen all day lmaoo
...Thats quite depressing, actually

Morning wood is my friend but it makes it so difficult to take a piss....

The 22nd of this month is gonna be so grooovy! Gonna finally move into my first apartment with Jessica! And we saved up for a pretty swank apartment to! Its so exciting but kind of a little scary to. But were finally gonna be on our own as adults!
Party at the Moon Tower!! lol

Lol.
Birthday : May 8th. I hope for my own pointless thread topic.

Ask Michael Jackson. He'll know

Seems like a lonely path, Toxik.
I just changed all of my passwords because I haven't done so in many years.

So Derek finally got boomboom a gun.
boomboom doesn't know what to do with it.
He's gonna go ahead and shoot that stone wall in his backyard.
Then maybe the stone person next to it.
Then maybe the person next to the stone person.

I just pissed in your Cheerios

I was wondering why they tasted so delicious... *eats another spoonful*... Needs more Bushin...

:D
Here, have some cream.

Y'know, if you want to make it a profession, I can give you some work if you're interested.

Our world is a strange place, escape this mental prison. Encompassed by bright lights "fast life", giant-like buildings leaving their, shadows to cover up, the true way life. Beyond the brainwashed, right past the walking dead. Underneath the nice view, there are lies. Should I pretend that I'm blind, oblivious, to the hardships going on in this life?
Everything's beautiful when you don't look down.

I see what you did thar. how original

I'll take a potato chip...........AND EAT IT!

Where have I heard that before?

heh, did you guys know that gullible isn't in the dictionary?

"So you want to have your cake AND eat it too??"
I don't know about you ppl, but if i get a cake, i aint gonna sit there staring at it - i wanna fucking eat it!! What else is a cake used for?? Is that really being greedy?

I simply assumed it was, as I'm not gullible enough to go and check.

1 girl 1 cake. That is all.

stop being soo negative and smile

Greed is not the sin you're practicing. The sin you're practicing is Gluttony.

Once again, too easy..
EDIT: Guilty as charged.